Step 1

Wait for Somebody to initiate a brawl. Whether it's you or another person in the game doesn't matter.


Step 2

If you haven't started the brawl, start talking to the other player. Get to know them.

Step 3

Be prepared: Once they notice you're a squeaker they're going to start roasting you.

Step 4

They're going to start with generic roasts like "Shut up kid you're 12 years old" or "You should be in bed".

Step 5

Your goal should be to put the other player at a loss for words, so start stating facts. Make sure they're things they cannot deny.

Step 6

Make sure you stay calm, I don't get upset after they start saying generic roasts but most squeakers lose their cool, get angry, and end up losing the brawl.

Step 7

Now, at this point you should be ready to engage in combat. If you've successfully avoided getting upset over the generic roasts you want to reply by ASKING THAT MOTHER@%^#&$ WHY THE F#CK THEY'RE NOT AT WORK, THATS RIGHT YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED YOU LITTLE F^CKIN SPED.

Step 8

This is likely to get them fuming, and they're likely going to be saying something like "DUDE STOP TRYING TO GET ME MAD, ITS NOT WORKING".

Step 9

At this point you've won the brawl, but it never hurts to mention that they're a virgin. Because, cmon, we all know YOUR BOY SNUFFY IS A STUD.

Step 10

Go enjoy an evening on the yacht with the ladies in Miami, or wherever you like to relax.

Till next time. (add me for mentoring classes)