Hey you! Yeah, you! Are you trying to get that 125%? Ah, yes, the grass 1%. You don't know all the grass locations? Don't be worried, because I'll show you the path to be the Legendary Grass Trimmer, and even better, in 5 minutes!.

What? You expected more text? This ain't only a GRASS speedrun, this is a GUIDE speedrun!

First, this route works on completed and uncompleted saves. The world doesn't change that much to make a difference here, so we are good. Now, are ya ready? Get that game loading!.

Everything started- Skip that long-ass intro! We are on a roll today!

Get out of your bed and start climbing the mountain to your left.

If you have the Sword of Legend in your house, you can grab it right away and cut the grass near the Streamer's cave.
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We'll be going here later, so it doesn't matter that much.

Next, grab the Sword of Legend if you don't have it already. Go past the cave's secret wall and drop down the mountain on the left side.

Don't drop all the way down though, because here's the next grass spot.
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After that massacre, get down to the small lake and keep cutting that grass.
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Say hello to the merchant and go to the cave behind the Shop. You know what to do.
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There's still more, so go up the hill with the developer, but keep your word and follow your mission.
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Good job. Now we'll need to get back to our house. If you already cut that part, you can skip this step.
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Open the castle door and jump over the cave with the Hookclaw. We ain't needing that dead weight.

Proceed to continue what you started.
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Now, Grab the Bombs and blow up the rock to the right. Stay away from the bomb, though.

There's some grass that's trying to hide from us right at the cave's entrance. Show them the way. Don't forget the other one in the upper right.
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Go past the Great Waterfall and into the secret Waterfall Passage. Don't forget to jump! Up ahead are out next victims.
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Keep going until you reach the Dark Bridge. Drop down to the left and you'll get a glimpse of the incoming genocide.
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Just keep going to the left, make sure to teach everyone a good lesson!.
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They think you forgot about them. They didn't have fear, they were happy, but now, the only thing they fear, is you. Go one last time to the left, and finish your journey.
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Well done, my lord.

Congratulations! Now you are a Legendary Grass Cutting Proffesional!

Jokes aside this grass 1% was funny to do, at least for me, and hopefully for you too!
But I feel bad that the map stops growing grass after you have done it. Maybe they can put more grass instead? Imagine you cut all the grass only to see that instantly the entire world has grown full of grass. That would be funny. And also very pleasant to destroy.

I'll be reviewing speedruns 24/7, so don't hesitate to upload them even if you think your time is bad. You can still improve!
But remember that having the Sword of Legend in your house is considered cheating and you'll be banned from all my Christian servers.
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Originally posted by Ivan KC:

Hello! It's me, from the future! I'm here to tell you someone actually speedrunned this, and I just want to say, it brings joy to my heart that someone used my wonky guide to professionally route a speedrun. Finally, this sarcastic paragraph above me is meaningful!

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Special thanks to xWinG, who is the first certified gamer to achieve a World Record Time of 2:17! Just imagine the image above is his house and I posted his screenshot.




So yeah that's it. Thank you for using this guide.

Have a great day, see ya.