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Skyrim: How to stop potatoes from taking over Tamriel
By || Soup (/◕ヮ◕)/ ||
Potatoes are evil incarnations of Satan and need to be stopped.
   
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How to beat potato
1. Grab potato
2. Dont let potato hack u. I recommend smothering peanut butter on your cpu. Potato is allergic to peanut butter
3. The only way to destroy potato is to become potato. Put potato in pot, let pot grow. Once fully grown, it will turn you into potato cus it gets hungry.
4. Fus ro dah it's guts to sovengarde.

Sidenote: If ThEy BeCoMe ImMuNe to PeAnUtBuTtEr. FaT ShAmE tHeM. PoTaToES ArE SenSitIvE LitTlE ♥♥♥♥♥, AnD WiLl MoVe To FaLlOuT 76 To TaLk AbOuT ThEiR PrObLeMs To ToDd HoWaRd

Well done. You have successfully stopped potatoes. Now you can buy Khajiit wares in peace.
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OvercomeFir 1 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54am 
instuctions unclear all i see is potato
Dark & Realistic™ Madruguinha 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am 
One important missing step: stay away from farms or any building kitchen. If you grab just one, when you look your inventory again you'll have 100.
Starphee 4 Jun, 2020 @ 2:21pm 
The evil potatoes
[PCG] RoyalHQ 3 Jun, 2020 @ 6:37am 
i cant stop the potatoes, they did the restoration loop when i wasnt looking and they have taken over everything :cozyskyrimvr:
[GSK] People's Champ 2 Jun, 2020 @ 4:12pm 
how dare u
TossBoy2121 2 Jun, 2020 @ 12:20am 
im sorry

what?
JDSilva101101 28 May, 2020 @ 12:48am 
Just add leeks and potato leek soup.... hehehe
Bread by daylight 25 May, 2020 @ 1:23am 
I honestly hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that aren't relevant to the game but this one is actually funny and has some value on the guides page.
|| Soup (/◕ヮ◕)/ ||  [author] 23 May, 2020 @ 11:37am 
No. Satan is the name of Nazeem's cabbage farm.
dormdude 23 May, 2020 @ 11:05am 
Who's Satan? You mean Molag Bal?