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How To Rip Off The AI of All Its Gold
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WARNING: This guide details a stupidly simple exploit that will ruin your games against the AI forever. All's fair in love and war, so if you want all the gold (and I do mean ALL the gold) pay attention.
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You didn't even come up with this crap on your own.
You're right. I admit it. This is a nifty trick I learned from The Spiffing Brit. I wanted to spread the good word. Here's the full vid in case you are interested:


But you're probably like me. You don't got time for that! You drink coffee and don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about the rules. You're a red blooded AMERICAN who plays to WIN!!! You're the kind of man to steal workers from city states, LIKE A BOSS. Time to take it to the next level YOJIMBO STYLE SON!!! GRAAAAAAH!

STEP 1. MAKE FRIENDS. You don't make friends in Civ by being nice. Civs are like women, you get their attention by being a 50 caliber, gold plated TERMINATOR. So invest in that army you wimp!

STEP 2. ART OF THE DEAL PHASE 1. Trade your gold for their GPT (that's gold per turn for you n00bs). The more you put up front, the better the deal the computer thinks its getting.

STEP 3. FIST TO NUTS STYLE. Now offer them your GPT for their remaining gold, plus one of your spare luxuries. The AI will think you're stupid as hell and gleefully take the deal. Little do they realize you have a Worker standing over your luxury, MENACINGLY!!!

STEP 4. FORBIDDEN JUTSU - THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH! Have your worker build over that luxury you just sold. Maybe a nice fort. Hit...next...turn...OH WOULD LOOK AT THAT. The deal for YOU to give GPT evaporated but you still have the AI's money and their GPT.

STEP 5. CAPITALISM WINS AGAIN. Once you've rebuilt your luxury, you can repeat this exploit again and again until you've utterly BANKRUPTED the other guy. They say money can't buy happiness. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Console peasants am I right? Spend your gold as you see fit.

WARNING: Do not attempt this exploit on human players. Those who do, will get a boot to the head.
33 kommentarer
afsasfafasfsafa 29 jan, 2024 @ 4:42 
diplo victory with alexander?
Aghoric Visions  [skapare] 2 okt, 2021 @ 7:08 
@Reinhardt There are no europeans. Only kebab.
TarsisiusTheChickenStrip 16 sep, 2021 @ 18:01 
lolololololol thanks for da tip
NigelOOSD 13 sep, 2021 @ 9:05 
Make sure you are using the one and only copy of that luxury you have so you can actually cancel the deal. Also, this exploit is even easier without BNW since vanilla and G&K allow you to give a flat amount of gold without a declaration of friendship.
Aawulf 20 feb, 2021 @ 10:49 
Pretty sure most Euros have pink blood. Too much good red blood spilled in wars, leaving behind the less valorous bloodlines. Don't deny science. :)
oTh 22 jan, 2021 @ 9:16 
what do you mean by "red blooded american" ?
i'm european and my blood is red,and i think the rest of the world's blood is red...except maybe troglodites,reptilians,xenomorphs and all that nasty stuff :steammocking:
Chiffa 19 jan, 2021 @ 8:25 
lmao israel dlc
sop 31 dec, 2020 @ 7:41 
make sure you don't get any gold from city-state allies, learned that the hard way
Chicco PH 30 dec, 2020 @ 9:45 
Hahaha ive been playing for 5 years and never thought of doing this. hooraayyy lol
Areopagi 24 dec, 2020 @ 18:57 
Yes, that's brilliant! I also make sure I empty an AI's bank account before I declare war. Offer them the gift of future resources for cash up front, then declare war. Works every time and the other AI players don't seem to notice. :-)