"Soldier: 'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'! Unless it's a farm!

So here it is, the Soldier of TF2. I'm starting to enjoy doing this series now, all 9 of them running stock and posing in front of the camera while incorporating a few more tricks I've learned over time. And yes I try to feature all of the weapon types available in the arsenal of each class (kinda like how this is going tho instead of just showing only a selected few). The next one's gonna be much tougher, doing the Pyro himself/herself/itself in both dimensions. Welp gotta try I guess."