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How to be a Chad "Gamer"
Bởi Gabbagooblin
How to not be an ass-kissing simp.
   
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What to do when you encounter a Bard.
Press C+C+C+3 To say Hello, nod your camera when doing this, and enjoy the music.
Do NOT attack them in any way or form, I repeat DO NOT attack.
What to do if you encounter a Brawler
A brawler is an knight, peasant or farmer, who just wants to find an opponent, these people only want to fight like REAL MEN with their FISTS
So if you encounter one of these men, respect their wishes, and fight him with your fists, perhaps you dont want to fight him, what you do then is press C-C-C-3 for Hello, and walk past him like the coward you are.

Another thing you need to learn, is if you see a Brawler brawling, DONT interuppt their fight like an ass, assume that he went the entire match being killed over and over by kill hungry ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and that he need this fist fight, before he loses his mind.
What to do if you encounter a Sledder
Let him sled, cause sled fast, smoke grass and eat ass.
15 bình luận
woof_raff 14 Thg09, 2022 @ 8:35pm 
@consoomer based af tbh
consoooomer 14 Thg09, 2022 @ 6:10am 
'how to not be an ass kissing simp'






*proceeds to describe the most simp-ass kisser way to act imaginable*
Sturm 11 Thg09, 2022 @ 5:53pm 
hello is CCC2
woof_raff 9 Thg09, 2022 @ 9:41pm 
how to not be an ass-kissing simp - ass kiss the role players you encounter instead of playing the game normally
Cowboy Bob 8 Thg09, 2022 @ 12:45am 
bard killing virgins all go to hell
Revenant 29 Thg08, 2022 @ 8:00am 
i kill bards, brawlers, sledders and then tbag them. i refuse to elaborate further
AlexanderTheGr8 25 Thg08, 2022 @ 6:36pm 
this game makes me want to eat hot dieahrea
vacdim 30 Thg08, 2021 @ 8:50am 
CCC3 says follow me idot
Geese1999 24 Thg08, 2021 @ 3:22pm 
N
Decimate 22 Thg08, 2021 @ 4:05am 
GAMER xd