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How to be a Chad "Gamer"
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How to not be an ass-kissing simp.
   
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What to do when you encounter a Bard.
Press C+C+C+3 To say Hello, nod your camera when doing this, and enjoy the music.
Do NOT attack them in any way or form, I repeat DO NOT attack.
What to do if you encounter a Brawler
A brawler is an knight, peasant or farmer, who just wants to find an opponent, these people only want to fight like REAL MEN with their FISTS
So if you encounter one of these men, respect their wishes, and fight him with your fists, perhaps you dont want to fight him, what you do then is press C-C-C-3 for Hello, and walk past him like the coward you are.

Another thing you need to learn, is if you see a Brawler brawling, DONT interuppt their fight like an ass, assume that he went the entire match being killed over and over by kill hungry ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and that he need this fist fight, before he loses his mind.
What to do if you encounter a Sledder
Let him sled, cause sled fast, smoke grass and eat ass.
댓글 15
woof_raff 2022년 9월 14일 오후 8시 35분 
@consoomer based af tbh
consoooomer 2022년 9월 14일 오전 6시 10분 
'how to not be an ass kissing simp'






*proceeds to describe the most simp-ass kisser way to act imaginable*
Sturm 2022년 9월 11일 오후 5시 53분 
hello is CCC2
woof_raff 2022년 9월 9일 오후 9시 41분 
how to not be an ass-kissing simp - ass kiss the role players you encounter instead of playing the game normally
Cowboy Bob 2022년 9월 8일 오전 12시 45분 
bard killing virgins all go to hell
Revenant 2022년 8월 29일 오전 8시 00분 
i kill bards, brawlers, sledders and then tbag them. i refuse to elaborate further
AlexanderTheGr8 2022년 8월 25일 오후 6시 36분 
this game makes me want to eat hot dieahrea
vacdim 2021년 8월 30일 오전 8시 50분 
CCC3 says follow me idot
Geese1999 2021년 8월 24일 오후 3시 22분 
N
ADDER 2021년 8월 22일 오전 4시 05분 
GAMER xd