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How to be a Chad "Gamer"
Oleh Gabbagooblin
How to not be an ass-kissing simp.
   
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What to do when you encounter a Bard.
Press C+C+C+3 To say Hello, nod your camera when doing this, and enjoy the music.
Do NOT attack them in any way or form, I repeat DO NOT attack.
What to do if you encounter a Brawler
A brawler is an knight, peasant or farmer, who just wants to find an opponent, these people only want to fight like REAL MEN with their FISTS
So if you encounter one of these men, respect their wishes, and fight him with your fists, perhaps you dont want to fight him, what you do then is press C-C-C-3 for Hello, and walk past him like the coward you are.

Another thing you need to learn, is if you see a Brawler brawling, DONT interuppt their fight like an ass, assume that he went the entire match being killed over and over by kill hungry ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and that he need this fist fight, before he loses his mind.
What to do if you encounter a Sledder
Let him sled, cause sled fast, smoke grass and eat ass.
15 Komentar
woof_raff 14 Sep 2022 @ 8:35pm 
@consoomer based af tbh
consoooomer 14 Sep 2022 @ 6:10am 
'how to not be an ass kissing simp'






*proceeds to describe the most simp-ass kisser way to act imaginable*
Sturm 11 Sep 2022 @ 5:53pm 
hello is CCC2
woof_raff 9 Sep 2022 @ 9:41pm 
how to not be an ass-kissing simp - ass kiss the role players you encounter instead of playing the game normally
Cowboy Bob 8 Sep 2022 @ 12:45am 
bard killing virgins all go to hell
Revenant 29 Agu 2022 @ 8:00am 
i kill bards, brawlers, sledders and then tbag them. i refuse to elaborate further
AlexanderTheGr8 25 Agu 2022 @ 6:36pm 
this game makes me want to eat hot dieahrea
vacdim 30 Agu 2021 @ 8:50am 
CCC3 says follow me idot
Geese1999 24 Agu 2021 @ 3:22pm 
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Decimate 22 Agu 2021 @ 4:05am 
GAMER xd