"pick sup" it will probably their first order to you.
ignore them and try to mark safelane first.
say to them, i only play carry, pick sup pls.
do it if you are not even a good carry player. just pick carry. (don't pick so fast just show your hero)
if they are normal players, one of them will pick a sup and will come to lane with you.
after this nice step, you don't need to be a toxic player any more, you must be a good player too. and you can tell to them it's ok i can play what team needed etc.


if no one comes with you and one of them marks jungle, you can be god of the toxics at this time. pick a pointless hero for safelane. (kotl is always a nice choice.) after the picks are over, say to them, it's ok you can go safelane. i will go jungle. you can laugh in the jungle while one of them is suffering.

if they ping on you and say somethings to you. just say them, i don't understand use chat wheel. if you didn't pick matching language, you don't have to speak any foreign language. if they don't do then contact them with ugly songs. you can find from x factor videos your favorite ugly song.
they will mute you after listening to the songs, so fun will over.

aye, don't worry they are already going to report you anyway. at least you had fun. you report them too and then search new match. find another 4 stacks... dota is best enjoyed with friends. no, no, no. like slark said alone is best but sometimes you need mates. worse comes to worst, you can always eat em

after matching you probably they won't play together again. much obliged to you, steam community became a better place. all solo players won.

trust me, everything is going swimmingly, except lp games. x(







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