i sounds like jonny bravo sayng oh shiny castle

eh it more like this:
shovel: rescue friend
plauge: make cool potion to pick up chicks (pun intended)
specter: escape enchantress's servitude and come back
to life (later it switch to save reize_
king: shiny castle

good post tho, 8/10

But MOM! that hit a little hard

Shiny Castle though...

i cracked up on that last one its to true

I know at leat shovel knight and plague knight end up getting a goth gf. I'd say that's worth about a castle

shiny castle

literally virgin love-seeker vs CHAD shiny castle maker

king knight's got his prio's damn straight

+1