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How To Spot A Valve Index User
By KWVance
How to spot a fellow Index user in real life.
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How to Spot a Valve INDEX User
  • Start Boneworks.
  • Look at the palm of your player's hand.
  • Take note of the 3 calluses at the base of the fingers.

This is why it is called the "Index", as it is the only finger left soft.

This was an intentional design choice by Gabe Newell himself. As he understood that gamers are the most oppressed minority, and for the day we find lovers, he insisted we keep at least one finger soft for their pleasure.

"They're already gamers. But we don't want their whole hand to be rougher than a rhinoceros' scrotum! If one of em accidently touches a ♥♥♥♥♥ he won't even know what it feels like for Christ's sake! Fix it!"
~Gabe Newell 2017

At the same time he knew that it would give us a calling card. A symbol for us to unite under. The mark of the true gamer!

If you meet someone with this mark. Know you are meeting a kindred spirit, a brother...a gamer

(or a crazed gunman)
206 Comments
Markos 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:35pm 
same here crispy_dip
Heh 4 Jul, 2024 @ 10:00am 
erfgqer
crispy_dip 21 Jun, 2024 @ 5:21pm 
i play boneworks on steam link:(
BURGINATOR 24 Mar, 2024 @ 4:40pm 
big balls benson
staffen001 9 Feb, 2024 @ 8:15pm 
uh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dave 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14pm 
I play boneworks with my oculus quest 2 link cable
SuperHero 20 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21pm 
XD
SuperHero 20 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21pm 
(Dey/Dem/DEEZ) Nuts
Kind 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:51am 
You don't need to do this. All you have to know is that they can flip you off if they have the knuckles controllers. So many people do it to me, I'm proud to know everyone with an Index.
end 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21am 
i love mr gabe newell