the way im a crab matches this

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OHOHO OHOHOHO OHOHOHO gentlemen? cheers! what the hell is that? my handx2 but of course! too ez HEHEHE what did i miss? its.... perfect. my hand HEHHEHHEHHEH success! after you! very nice... my hand well done us! are you ready?! with my apologies... i did all i could! TOP SHELF! OHOHOHO NOOO ahem EGGSelent! all in a days work

i like this

wow you know I read somewhere that about 65% of furries admit to being s.exually abused, neglected or bullied as children. I guess most furries really are just s.exual deviants who use their f.etish as a personality and a coping mechanism, have you thought of suicide as an option so that your parents don't realize what a perverse manchild they've raised? I certainly hope you will.

Truly one of the videos of all time.

Very nice.