MORDHAU

MORDHAU

34 ratings
Delicious Breakfast
By Lustful Adventurer
You will need:

1. Communion wafers (Preferably cross design for bonus holy damage)
2. Spoon
3. Bowl
3. Drink made in heaven aka White Monster

You will do:

1. Take your wafers
2. Take your bowl
3. Put wafers in to your bowl
4. Retake the Holy Land
5. Wait till you hear no Sabaton
6. Pour the godly drink into your bowl full of wafers
7. Use spoon to consume

Now you are ready for everything.
   
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41 Comments
epic meow 24 Jun, 2021 @ 10:03am 
7. only a spoon full
epic meow 17 Jan, 2021 @ 7:06am 
yea : / i hope so
Lustful Adventurer  [author] 17 Dec, 2020 @ 9:13am 
Against serbia? thats not a crime, thats a duty comrade
My Coputer! 17 Dec, 2020 @ 8:54am 
instructions unclear accidentally committed several war crimes against serbia
Lustful Adventurer  [author] 2 Nov, 2019 @ 2:39pm 
Happy to help
the swag messiah 2 Nov, 2019 @ 12:55pm 
thank you. now i am able to break my spine without feeling pain.
Cypher 1 Nov, 2019 @ 4:25pm 
10/10 works everytime
Lustful Adventurer  [author] 29 Oct, 2019 @ 2:35pm 
Yes. thanks everyone for comment lulw, and yes Mister Brad, normies indeed
mruczek307 27 Oct, 2019 @ 8:24am 
Thank you, very cool
Burger Beers 26 Oct, 2019 @ 9:17pm 
bro where do i find the godly drink i keep getting kicked out of mcdonalds