Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How 2 survive the Summer 2019 Unusual Hatpocalypse
By Razorkiller
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Step 1: Witness the Unusual Hatpocalypse
Seen the ratio of everything going downhill? Good.
Step 2: Buy an unusual, something that looks like this-
Dead serious to say this is a real unedited image, aside from being snipped.
Step 3: Success! You have bought an unusual! But... at what cost?
Empty soul with an empty mind...
Step 3.1: Regret everything you have wasted in a game called "Team Fortress 2" and re-think your life decisions.
Step ???: Get banned from every source but feel accomplished.

Step 1337: Celebrate and uninstall the game

VALVe please fix-
Update, update, update! They fixed the 100% unusual drop chance back to 1%.

Small notice, this is how the VALVe "fixed" this issue.
They're not tradable, not marketable and for some reason uncraftable. Also worth noting players wasted lots of money on these just to end up either deleting these or not able to do much than just gift wrapping (otherwise you are still able to trade but still confusing)

Except what's done is done, expect everyone to have unusuals! This includes cheaters and screaming children with awful microphone qualities.

"After 9 years in development hopefully it will be worth the wait."
(All images and videos belong to their respectful hands, I do not own any of these videos or images.)
101 Comments
StrongHead017 17 Aug, 2019 @ 5:23am 
Cool
Concerned Citizen 2 Aug, 2019 @ 8:05pm 
how to 2 survive P2P:
step 1: get your classic stock weapons and your gibus. since such monsters exist in stupid forms, only one stupider and yet perfect form exists: gibus. it's so perfect that they would not become such a gibus form unless they are attempting to redeem their mistakes.
step 2: destroy those bloody unusual spamming persons
this was posted by once gibus now unusual guy, and i wear gibus still sometimes
allen the dumpster 2 Aug, 2019 @ 7:25pm 
how 2 survive the hatpocalypse

step 1 - understand that pixel video game hats have no real monetary value. while there is arguably nothing wrong with spending a low amount of money on digital cosmetics, you should be aware of the fact that just about anything can happen to them, and you should be accepting of that fact

step 2 - play the game

you did it, congrats!
Gangsta Duck 64 2 Aug, 2019 @ 6:08pm 
This Guide Helped me alot, thank you good Sir
⛧GENRIJA⛧ 2 Aug, 2019 @ 10:28am 
just... fuck you
⛧GENRIJA⛧ 2 Aug, 2019 @ 10:28am 
fuck you
onedelacrz 2 Aug, 2019 @ 2:49am 
Hatless of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
Rip Van Winkle 1 Aug, 2019 @ 6:33pm 
d:steambored::steamfacepalm::steamhappy::steammocking::steamsad::steamsalty:
Neco-Arc 1 Aug, 2019 @ 4:49pm 
spent 20$ to get unusual, got 60 profit xD
. 1 Aug, 2019 @ 4:14pm 
You must have a valid Steam purchase that is between 7 days and a year old with no recent chargebacks or payment disputes. To remove this restriction...

HELP