Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pozdrav ljudi svima mudja ovdeeee evo nas ponovo u jos jednom sranje vodicu mentalno poremecenog ulicnog nigera I kupusa I njegovog autisticnog komsije
Henlo gais and whalecum welcome to me nev gooide
Kupus and meh hav a new gooide on hoe 2 dreiv car, it will show u hoe 2 driev car! ♥♥♥♥ YEAHHH
donot vory guis if u hav iq below ur shoe number then go killurself its no problemo, all u need is a car (if u no has den ill show u hoe 2 get one) esoteric sex toy droivers licence and registration palate bcuz if u no has droiver licence u kant dreiv car bcuz ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ u do not want to die do you da poulis will raep ur mom and alsoe if ur blacc u cnat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ driev da kar cus poliss wil raep ur aynus adn ♥♥♥ ure exhost pipe.
Okei les go and dreiv car!

STAPH 1 KAR (if u has 1 den skip)
Wtf m8 y u no hav car u ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ its okie tho! I don’t has a car so ill go to me friend milivoje to buy 1!Mhost important thin abut cars iz that u must choose 1 dat has very fast and very gay or else u vill die ull be more annoyed than entertained.
Okei heres me friend milivoje taking over
Henlo I am mentallys friend and I has a big waerhous full of young children cars for sael! Mentally pick the mhost expensive 1 plz and plz dona-(hedshot)
shut the ♥♥♥ up rtaerd milivoje idjot
♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ milivoje has big gay he is ded nov
Nvm fk milivoje he is gay ima go ahed and pik a cer for free bcuz idc
For u I will pik dis 1
(jugo zato sto nemam nista bolje)
Jas dis iz best car it hez a top speed of 50 yes and iz very gud in general(I also tend to open the hood more than the door of the car)
4 noe I will use dis 1 jhust 2 shoe u
We r don her, letz move to the next staph
epic

STAHP 37 DROIVERS LICENCE
Dam de ♥♥♥ police, dam the ♥♥♥ law
Since da police and da law are ♥♥♥ gay, we must aquire a droivers licence or we kant dreiv a car!
alsoe u cnanot driev if ure blakc cuz da poliss is gaie
Dere r 2 (2) weys of getting a droivers licence
1: a few stpes to dis:
staph 1 go to le poulice station
staph 2 ♥♥♥ raep de ♥♥♥♥♥ until she gives u droiver licence
staph 3: maek sure to pul out or ur rarteded

2: asleo a few staphs:
1 steel a droivers licence from a normal citizen
2 raepa th fckgin doctoer until he let u get a plastic surgery so u kan look like tha normal citizen (wtf no)
Yes I now has a droivers licence! Tahanks lady!(I also have a new babi xddd)
herez me droiver licence:

Lets mooooooooove do da next STAPH

STAPH 3 REGISTRATION PALATE
U STOOPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥ U FORGOT UR REGISTRATION PALATE
EVERY1 NOWS U KANNOT DREIV CAR WITHUT registration, u must express urself so every1 vil kno u vill be superior to oder droivers!
aslo de ♥♥♥ poulis vill ♥♥♥ maek loev with me husband if i dhont get registration
2 get le registration plaet for ur kar, u must OBEY SATAN listen karefully OR YOU DIE!
der aer 2 waes 2 geat registratiun palate

1. de simpleset staph! go work ur ass of for money(or steel from ur mom), den buy 1 papear and a pen and draw ur own registratiun palate. show loev to it and it will return
herez a exampl:
gay.go to the police station like a normal citizen and aquire a registration plate without any issues or money spent (if ure gay den do dis)

3. go ahed and steel a registration palate from a anuder car and put it on ur car! (FBI OPEN UP!)

yez boiz i ♥♥♥ got a registration palate nao! i tink it looks liek ♥♥♥ shiete veri najs and it is inferior to other ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded gay ass registration palates! najs

les fly to le next staph

STAPH 3 DROIV
Finally, we has a car and droivers licence
Da police cant do shet 2 us nao ahahhahahah ♥♥♥ em lmaoe
Okei once u maek sure ur car is not a total cluster♥♥♥♥ gud, u kan droiv it
Nao go inseid ur car(for low iq open the damn door of the car adn put ur dumbasse adn legs in it)
Put ur feet on le 2nd(1) pedal and 3rd(482) pedal (for low iq 2nd pedal is brake and 3rd pedal is accelerate)
Maek suer dat ur car is in the appropriate shift, that wud be the shift with a giant R on it(for low iq put tht sticc in ur asshoel adn chang to < and ^)
Den proceed TO ♥♥♥ FLOOR IT THROUGH A SCHOOL ZONE AAHHAHAH gently push the pedals and walla ur car(♥♥♥ exploded adn every1 dieded) is goin forward
Wtf? Wei in a damn ♥♥♥♥ sandwich is Ur car not moveing
U dumbarse I told u to put ur feet on le 1st pedal and 3rd pedal, lolstoopidfgt
Now ur car is totalled congratulations! You feeble minded ♥♥♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥ were u thinking you absolute troglodyte how the ♥♥♥♥ did you even get this far without ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dying u deranged sack of ♥♥♥♥

STAPH 4 END
Congratulations m8, u ♥♥♥ raeped evry1 killed it out dere wit ur droiving skillz! Maek suer to regularly renew ur droivers licence and ur car bcuz da poulis will be on yo ass 24/7
Dhont forget to ♥♥♥ give money back to ur mom before she finds out
ALSO DON’T FORGET TO REGULARLY RAEP IT
Tahanks for listening, see ya in le next life!
fug yu!
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(also dhont forget to check out our other gooides,
how 2 maek caek (veri najs i got explosiv diarrhea)
how 2 maek babi (ahm not singl anymour!11 i got me babi in 69 yrs tahanks to dis gooide)
how 2 ried biek (yaz i kan ried biek liek a pro nao(=)
adn moar cuming soon yes)