Oh, the Tort-anity! Don't worry, this balloon isn't filled with hydrogen. It's filled with the souls of the many men this tortoise has killed. Why? Because helium is way too expensive for a tortosie to buy. How much money do you think a tortoise has? Only enough to buy a balloon, string, a manual on how to fly a balloon, and a bottle of cream soda.


Features
- A floating pet item
- Jiggleboned
- Paintable
- Phong on the balloon, not the tortoise
- It is a tortoise attached to a balloon