OPEN CSGO AND GET 2k KILLS ON WORKSHOP MAPS

HAND HURT

WAIT 4 HOURS

500 KILL MORE


QUEUE NUKE

WIN

(REPEAT FOR 3 YEARS)

STEP ONE IS TO QUEUE ONLY NUKE. NEVER PLAY ANY OTHER MAPS. THEY ALL SUCK.
PLAY NUKE

[update]
after 20k rounds of nuke gameplay i have updated the tactics section. rushing vents ceased functioning after nova 2. Now you must flash ramp. do it. smoke it also. sometimes go outside. only go a if the other team is REALLY bad.

Also always go double doors B for very easy kil

also always play back site a for very easy kil

only play outside if you feel like you want to have a bad time

also make someone else play ramp (isnt fun)


[old]MAP KNOWLEDGE DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, JUST BE DUMB AND SHOOT PEOPLE WITH WEAPONS SUCH AS THE P90, PP-BIZON AND EITHER OF THE AUTOSNIPERS.
A TACTIC THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS USE EVERY ROUND ON T IS TO RUSH VENTS. IMAGINE A SITE DOESN'T EXIST. IMAGINE RAMP DOESN'T EXIST. IMAGINE OUTSIDE DOESN'T EXIST. PLANT. RUN AWAY AND HOPE THEY FORGET TO DEFUSE. REPEAT AND WIN 16-0
ON CT JUST STAY IN SPAWN AND WAIT FOR THE HALF TO FINISH. HOLDING ANGLES IS GAY.

IF YOU GOT ENOUGH KILLS AS STATED EARLIER IN THE GUIDE, THIS SHOULD BE EASY. SIMPLY BE BETTER THAN YOUR ENEMY.

LEARN RUSSIAN. IT'S THE NATIVE LANGUAGE OF MOST PLAYERS. IF YOU CBA TO LEARN ALL OF RUSSIAN, JUST LEARN SOME KEY PHRASES. LINKED IS A GUIDE I MADE ON HOW TO SPEAK RUSSIAN.
https://steamproxy.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1649070228

PLAY LOTS
PLAY MORE
PLAY NUKE ONLY

REQUEUE NUKE YES
HAVE BIG FUN YES

TY<3