that angry face on the wall is perfect tho xP

let alone whos spankin it in the zombie apocalypse??? xP i mean maybe some dirty, end of the world, maybe our last time, grind action on the fly, if you run into someone on the road, but nobodies got time to rub one out and/or in during the zed apocalypse

let alone i would think the constant nasty decaying blood coverage from zed slaying, mixed with the fact that if you find some good clean purified water your not using it for bathing, your gonna be keeping it to drink so hygiene has to be way down in the apocalypse

lol seriously mane? i mean i totally get the girlfriend one but the right hand too? (formally known as JILL) so ya you lose your girlfriend and your not getting any action in the zombie apocalypse, or at least not that you would probably want

but when it comes to your right hand i would think you got way more problems than not being able to spank it while your in the safehouse at night, like not being able to load a shotgun very well, or reload really any weapon in a timely fashion, your pretty much screwed and stuck with only using light weight 1 hand melee weapons lol