Squad - Public Testing

Squad - Public Testing

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How 2 wait 4 V12
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Welcom
Welcom to the guide, is a very advanced guide so be carefull to read all words, very important step, ok we start guide now.
Step 1 (Most important of the steps)
Step 1: Make sure you have a comfortable chair, gamers like me already have chair so you must buy chair from store, make sure chair is expensive, more expensive the chair, better gaming skills.
Step 2 (even more important)
Step 2: With new chair you must go out and buy chiken nugget, get big bucket and eat them in chair while wait for V12 (remember to finish entire bucket for this step to work!)
Enjoy chicken nugget
Unless you got them from hungry jacks then you are big stupid
Step 4 (Best Important)
Step 4: witH chicken nugget sustanance consumed you must now join army in the real life, this is very important step because you need preperation for V12 mentaly as is very realisim game
Step 5
Step 5: Welccom to Iraq now you have joined army you must practice skill at kill insurgents for the V12 of squad but be carefull not to step on ied as this is bad for your gaming skills
Step 6
Step 6: now that you are back at the home with gaming chair after army kick you out for being back of bus smart you must consume all calcium until go into calcium shock but do not worry this is correct step because after dead from waiting bones still very stronk
I dropped my chicken nugget
Wait i found it never mind
Step 7 (Final Step)
Step 7: with stronkest bones arround after you die from obesity you are imortal because of strong bone and calcium, it has been 3 week congratulations V12 is release
Thankyou veryMuch
I hope guide helped you alot if want to support me never buy hungry jacks nuggets have a nice day
7 Comments
supsexy 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03am 
Macca's 24 nuggies for $10 dollarydoos
Безделье 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm 
nice ♥♥♥♥
TIIKKETMASTER 20 Jul, 2021 @ 3:24pm 
I've never gotten chicken nuggets that came in a bucket-like container. Where do they sell those?
Ninja Gaijin 15 Sep, 2020 @ 12:01pm 
It's called Burger King you silly aussie
RichtershenkerTaddl 29 Mar, 2019 @ 3:25pm 
thanks (Y) ;D
Fire  [author] 7 Nov, 2018 @ 12:19am 
yes but instead of watch out for ied watch out for drone
Aeir 7 Nov, 2018 @ 12:17am 
does this still work if I join the insurgents to get practice?