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How to be a wholesome survivor

By Septemberr

This is an In-depth guide on how to be a wholesome survivor!
So kick back relax and get camped.

Award

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Septemberr
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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop

Languages: English

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6 Sep, 2018 @ 4:58am

15 Jun, 2021 @ 9:14pm

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Steps

Step 1 - Bring Odd Bulb Utility Flashlight, Dead Hard and D - Strike perks everygame.

Step 2 - Teabag the killer at every given moment ESPECIALLY AFTER EVERY PALLET STUN.

Step 3 - Have a private profile with funny DBD pic of survivor or killer.

Step 4 - Always farm and body block your teammates to ensure your survival.

Step 5 - Never complete gens or Hex totems because that would be unfair for the killer :(

Step 6 - If times look rough and your gonna go down, point at a locker before going down to waste the killers time. If they check it and look at you, teabag and dc.

Step 7 - Be sure to say GG after every game and when the killer says GG back, instantly reply with sike and leave the lobby.

Step 8 (Final and most important step) - Make sure you ALWAYS use the Gideon Meat Plant (The Game) offering to ensure your team has a hard time finding totems and surviving.

Well thanks for letting me waste your time with this guide!

Please be sure to rate and favourite so I can feed myself and my Doggo :)

22 Comments

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TJR 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:37am

scammer

XO 2 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

No, you’re not a gamer.
no no no no no, you’re NOT a REAL gamer.

I’m so SICK of aaallll these people that think they’re gamers. No, YOU'RE NOT. Most of you are not even CLOSE to being TRUE gamers. I see these people saying “I puT wEll oVeR 100 hOUrs iN tHis gAmE, iT’s grEAt!” THATS F U C K I N G NOTHINGGG, moST OF U S CAN EASILY PUT 300+ HOURS in ALL of our games I see people who ONLY F U C K I N H HAVD a NiNTeNdO SWitCh XD AND CLAKM TO BE GAMERD XDDDDD

Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller THEN we can be friends.

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PUT DOWN THOSE DOGSHIG BABY GAMES AND PLAY SOMDGHING TAT DEAFUWS SKILFL AND CHALRBFE FOFGD ONVA

Sincerely, all of us actual gamers.

Septemberr [author] 3 Jul, 2020 @ 4:14pm

no problem im glad i could help :)

I Love Feet 3 Jul, 2020 @ 4:14pm

Wow! Thank you for this amazing and in-depth guide on how to be a wholesome survivor! I have also used this guide irl and i have made many friends. I can now t-bag on my bullies in highschool and now they no longer make fun of my spongebob backpack. Thank you so much <3

XO 3 Jul, 2020 @ 3:39pm

no way, thank you for the guide i got so many people praising me for being a wholesome survivor. they were saying nice things like kys *keep yourself safe* right?

Aiiyo 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:15pm

KING

a 9 Mar, 2020 @ 12:55pm

works 10/10 recommended

I Love Feet 24 Jan, 2020 @ 11:53am

ahh yes 5 head

XO 15 Sep, 2019 @ 6:57pm

he spittin straight fax right there!

Loober 30 May, 2019 @ 10:12am

this is legit

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