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How to hack in csgo V2
By doinB RYZE HACK 英雄联盟
Step by step guide on how to hack in csgo V2 because steam took down my other one and they wont tell me why."Thanks Obama"
(Actually a guide on how to get better at the game)
   
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First off
This a parody.
I will show you how to get better at the game.
Dont cheat its no fun for anyone and it just ruins the game.


Quick message for valve so they don't also remove this one for no reason.
Steam dont remove this guide from the cummunity because it does not violate any of the rules.
Also steam if i say that someone is gay that could just be fact and it could not actually be an insult.(just saying)
also everything between "( & )" is for valve so they dont remove this guide.
Now for the steps
1.As i said in the previous guide go to Vsauce on yotube and gain eternal knowledge.
then you will know life it self, so downlaoding or making a hack in csgo that is 100% vac proof will be of no challenge. (Not actually. Steam dont remove this guide, Vsauce is an educational channel that is run by Michael Steven who a very nice guy)
2.after that tip you should have the hack ready to go. so just turn on the spinbot button and relax. (cause overwatch isnt a thing)
3. after the overwatch ban you can tone it down a little and only us wallhack or aimhack, but only toggle when the enemy is cheating 100% which is every game. (volvo no ban my guid plis)
4. Become gay. Yes being homosexual does help you with getting away with cheating cause you can just pull out the gay card. (not offensive im just suggesting that they change their sexual orientation)
5. watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBEE7Db4ZNE nothing to do with the guide i just thought it was funny.
6. Profit
but how do i git gud if i no hack then?
for new players i would suggest watching people like
Warowl
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpFcHE36IoySjYj1Rytxyog
and
Long Barrel
https://www.youtube.com/user/LongBarrel1/videos
Both of them have a high rank and both have played the game for years.



Warowl
Warowl also does demo reviews called "Matchmaking Academy" where he watches a players demo and says what the player did wrong and where he could have improved. so just watching other peoples reviews can help you out.
if you want to know how to submit a demo here is a video that he made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-lDA3DNke4

Longbarrel
Longbarrel focuses more on tips, smokes, how to hold certain sites or positions...
warowl does this too but i feel like Longbarrel has more recent videos. Maps are being updated so some warowls videos are outdated.

Videos by long barrel and warowl

Warowl's
"how to take bombsite b on cache" his videos are old but some maps liek chache havent changed almost at all so you will still know what to do. (if you are not sure that a smoke or a flash still works today you could go to an offline map and thest it for yourself)

Longbarrel's
"how to not suck at spray control"
a very nice and informative video on spraying and spray control in csgo. (same as his other tutorials...)
how do i get better if im already good?
(for people LEM and above, Lvl 6 and above on faceit)
First off you should have good aim by now and you should have a brain.
You will need to learn how to play multiple positions, how to adapt to situations and how not to waste your utility.
people like n0thing give indepth tips for better players that might be hard for new playes to pick up.
New players should learn the basics (Warowl...) and players that have played for years and are good should learn more of the in depth things because they should already be really good at the basics.

i suggest (some of these youtubers might post highlights, but they are fun to watch and you might learn a flash or a smoke or two.)

n0thing
https://www.youtube.com/user/n0thingTV

Zeus
https://www.youtube.com/user/zeuscyberschool

Dazed
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8ff01IpumZd7LfW6CtC5mQ/videos

Stewie
https://www.youtube.com/user/stewie2ktv

Tarik
https://www.youtube.com/user/tarikcsgo

Steel
https://www.youtube.com/user/JoshNissanCS

m0e
https://www.youtube.com/user/moetv1337
Streams?
this is a complete list of all the streams from people who are currently pro or were a pro.( if you cant find their stream here, you can just search them up on google or twitch)
Taken from the Global Offensive Subreddit
link to the original post
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/37zhgt/complete_list_of_streams_for_all_professional/

abE (Affinity): http://www.twitch.tv/abecsgo

adreN (Liquid): http://www.twitch.tv/adren_tv

AdreN (HellRaisers): http://www.twitch.tv/adrentot

Allu (NiP): http://www.twitch.tv/allub

Anexis (Dignitas): http://www.twitch.tv/anexismsl

Anger (LG): http://www.twitch.tv/angercss

apEX (Titan): http://www.twitch.tv/apex

arya: http://www.twitch.tv/52arya

Aurora (LGB Female): http://www.twitch.tv/auroracsgo

autimatic (Nihilum): http://www.twitch.tv/autimatictv

AZK: http://www.twitch.tv/azkcs

Benita (Ubinited): http://www.twitch.tv/benita29

bMAX (Lady Lunatic): http://www.twitch.tv/bmax3

Boltz (Keyd Stars): http://twitch.tv/ricardoboltz

bondik (Flipsid3): http://www.twitch.tv/bondik_csgo

byali (VP): http://www.twitch.tv/byalli

cadiaN: http://www.twitch.tv/cadianuz

Cajunb (TSM): http://www.twitch.tv/cajunb

Cath (Ubinited): http://www.twitch.tv/cath88

ChrisJ (Mousesports): http://www.twitch.tv/chrisjcsgo/

Cutler (CLG): http://www.twitch.tv/reltuc

CyberFocus: http://www.twitch.tv/cyberfocus

Davey (affNity): http://www.twitch.tv/daveycsgo

DaZeD: http://www.twitch.tv/godazed

Delpzie: http://www.twitch.tv/delpzie

d3RZKIY (ggwp): http://www.twitch.tv/d3rzkiy

desi (eLevate): http://www.twitch.tv/desi_tv

Device (TSM): http://www.twitch.tv/device

devilwalk: http://www.twitch.tv/devilwalk

Di^ (Ubinited): http://www.twitch.tv/justcme

Dum0re (Mostly Harmless): http://www.twitch.tv/dum0re

dupreeh (TSM): http://www.twitch.tv/dupreeh

Edward (NaVi): http://www.twitch.tv/edward

EliGE (Liquid): http://www.twitch.tv/eligez

Emong: http://www.twitch.tv/emongg

Ex6TenZ (Titan): http://www.twitch.tv/ex6tenz

FalleN (Keyd Stars): http://www.twitch.tv/gafallen

Fer (Keyd Stars): http://www.twitch.tv/fpsfer

Fl0m (LG): http://www.twitch.tv/fl0m

flamie (NaVi): http://www.twitch.tv/flamieff

flowsicK (Liquid): http://www.twitch.tv/flokithegreat

Flusha (Fnatic): http://www.twitch.tv/flusha

FNS (CLG): http://www.twitch.tv/gofns

fnx: http://www.twitch.tv/fnxlntc

Fox (Kinguin): http://www.twitch.tv/officialfoxcn

FugLy (Liquid): http://www.twitch.tv/fuglyy

f0rest (NiP): http://www.twitch.tv/officialf0rest

fREAKAZOID (C9): http://www.twitch.tv/freakazoid_tv

Friberg (NiP): http://www.twitch.tv/officialfriberg

friis (SK): http://www.twitch.tv/fnaticfriis

Frozt (LG): http://www.twitch.tv/careyfrozt

fxyZER0: http://www.twitch.tv/fxyzer0

GeT_RiGhT (NiP): http://www.twitch.tv/officialgetright

gobb (Mousesports): http://www.twitch.tv/gobbtv

Goosebreeder (Lady Lunatic): http://www.twitch.tv/goosebreeder

GuardiaN (NaVi): http://www.twitch.tv/rguardian

hades (Tempo Storm): http://www.twitch.tv/hades_tv

Happy (EnVyUs): http://www.twitch.tv/happycsgo

Harvey (Ubinited): http://www.twitch.tv/missharvey

Hazed (CLG): http://www.twitch.tv/hazedlol

HeatoN: http://www.twitch.tv/heatoncs

Hiko (Nihilum): http://www.twitch.tv/hiko

HoochR: http://www.twitch.tv/hoochrrr

jdm64: http://www.twitch.tv/jdm64

jkaem (LGB): http://www.twitch.tv/jkaem

jks (VOX): http://www.twitch.tv/jks_au

Just9n (Method): http://www.twitch.tv/just9n

JW (Fnatic): http://www.twitch.tv/jesperwow

Karrigan (TSM): http://www.twitch.tv/karrigango

kennyS (Titan): http://www.twitch.tv/kennys

Kioshima (EnVyUs): http://www.twitch.tv/kiocsgo

Kirby: http://www.twitch.tv/kirby_tv

Kjaerbye (Dignitas): http://www.twitch.tv/kjaerbye98

kHRYSTAL (Acer): http://www.twitch.tv/khrystal_cs

kRYSTAL (PENTA): http://www.twitch.tv/krystal

Ledyy (Karma): http://www.twitch.tv/ledymedinah

LEGIJAA (Mousesports): http://www.twitch.tv/legijaa

LeX (LG): http://www.twitch.tv/lexcs

Lynnski (Karma): http://www.twitch.tv/artStar_x

Maikelele (Kinguin): http://www.twitch.tv/officialmaikelele

Maniac (Titan): http://www.twitch.tv/Maniac

markeloff (Flipsid3): http://www.twitch.tv/markeloff_csgo

MattieeW (LGB): http://www.twitch.tv/mattieew

Melania (Epsilon): http://www.twitch.tv/officialmelania

miKnutty: http://www.twitch.tv/miknutty

m0E: http://www.twitch.tv/m0e_tv

mouz (gamers2): http://www.twitch.tv/mouzzzz

NAF: twitch.tv/nafcs

Natawhee: http://www.twitch.tv/natawhee

NBK (EnVyUs): http://www.twitch.tv/nbk

Neo (VP): http://www.twitch.tv/neog5

Nico (Dignitas): http://www.twitch.tv/nicobombs

NiKolinho (mousesports): http://www.twitch.tv/nikkkooo1

nitr0 (Liquid): http://www.twitch.tv/nitr0_tv

nooky (mousesports): http://www.twitch.tv/nookyyy

n0thing (C9): http://www.twitch.tv/n0thingtv

OCEAN (SKDC): http://www.twitch.tv/odeag

Olofmeister (Fnatic): http://www.twitch.tv/olofmeister

oskar (nEophyte): http://www.twitch.tv/oskartommy

pashaBiceps (VP): http://www.twitch.tv/pashabiceps

pava: http://www.twitch.tv/azombra

Pex (Ace): http://www.twitch.tv/officialpex

Pimp (Dignitas): http://www.twitch.tv/pimpwinneche

Polly (LGB): http://www.twitch.tv/polly717

Potter (Ubinited): http://www.twitch.tv/omgitspotter

pronax (Fnatic): http://www.twitch.tv/pronaxqwe

Pterodactyls: http://www.twitch.tv/pterodactylsftw

PTR (LG): http://www.twitch.tv/ptr_tv

Pyth (LG): http://www.twitch.tv/pythlfc

rain (Kinguin): http://www.twitch.tv/raingomg

Rain (Karma): http://www.twitch.tv/rain_4

rebelzwow: http://www.twitch.tv/rebelzwow

Relyks: http://www.twitch.tv/relyksog

Rickeh (Immunity): http://www.twitch.tv/rickehaus

RobbaN: http://www.twitch.tv/robbanofficial

Robwiz (Noble): http://www.twitch.tv/robwiztv

RUBINO (LGB): http://www.twitch.tv/rubinoeu

ryx (Tempo Storm): http://www.twitch.tv/kingronnie

Schneider: http://www.twitch.tv/officialschneider

Scream (Kinguin): http://www.twitch.tv/scream

sgares (C9): http://www.twitch.tv/sgares

Seized (NaVi): http://www.twitch.tv/seizedwf

Semphis (Nihilum): http://www.twitch.tv/semphis

Shahzam (Tempo Storm): http://www.twitch.tv/shahzam

Shox (EnVyUs): http://www.twitch.tv/shoxiejesuss

Shroud (C9): http://www.twitch.tv/meclipse

Silent3m (Method): http://www.twitch.tv/silent3m

s1mple (FlipSid3): http://www.twitch.tv/s1mpleof

Skadoodle (C9): http://www.twitch.tv/skadoodle

Smithzz (EnVyUs): http://www.twitch.tv/smithzz

Snax (VP): http://www.twitch.tv/snaxik

SpawN: http://www.twitch.tv/spawn4real

SPUNJ (VOX): http://www.twitch.tv/voxespunj

Steel: http://www.twitch.tv/steel_tv

streb0r (Method): http://www.twitch.tv/streb0r

strux1 (PENTA): http://www.twitch.tv/strux1

stunna (C9): http://www.twitch.tv/stunna_

Swag (C9): http://www.twitch.tv/swagcs

Tarik (CLG): http://www.twitch.tv/tarik_tv

TaZ (VP): http://www.twitch.tv/g5taz

wKairi (x6tence): http://www.twitch.tv/wkairi

WorldEdit (Flipsid3): http://www.twitch.tv/worldedit

x6FlipiN (x6tence): http://www.twitch.tv/x6flipin

Xizt (NiP): http://www.twitch.tv/officialxizt

Yaman (VOX): http://www.twitch.tv/yamanlol

Zeus (NaVi): http://www.twitch.tv/zeus

zonixx: http://www.twitch.tv/zonixxcs

Professional Match Casts:

CEVO: http://www.mlg.tv/playCEVO

CounterPit: http://www.twitch.tv/counterpit

CSSelect: http://www.mlg.tv/CSSelect

ESEA: http://www.twitch.tv/esea

ESL: http://www.twitch.tv/esl_csgo

FACEIT: http://www.twitch.tv/faceittv

Fragbite: http://www.twitch.tv/fragbitelive

Gfinity: http://www.twitch.tv/gfinitytv

RGN: http://www.azubu.tv/gorgntv

Room On Fire: http://www.twitch.tv/roomonfire

Starladder: http://www.twitch.tv/starladder5

Just a Quick Thanks
i want to thank steam for taking down my other guide.
my mom for giving birth to me.
and my friends who supported me and will support me untill the end.
im tyler and this has been my guide on how to be good at cs go without cheating.
got a respond from steam
14/08/2018 they did respond, Even mentioning something that is not nice (or steam thinks is not nice is bannable)
so in that case telling someone to not commit suicide is bannable (which i did)
mentioning anyone who was a bad person is bannable (even as a joke "hitler was the man who created fortnite" even when you are talking how bad the person is you could be banned)
Also they said it had little to do with csgo (i gotta give them that one i had almost nothing to do with cs)
steam is gay and its rules are way to strict. i think there should be a way to censor contravercial, hateful, racist thing so people who are offended by it dont see it and people who get the joke can see it.
Sarah-Lynn has autism.