Sometimes your voice may be squeaky or your sick and blah blah, but anyway, if that is going to happen then download a voice changer, i use clownfish voice changer which you can find here: ttps:/clownfish-translator.com/voicechanger/

Now idk how to micspam but if your ever a commander and want to get attention of your soldiers, go ahead and use the drill instructors voice from full metal jacket, it will probably scare the piss out of your little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ men

Raising your voice will help a ton, by yelling and such you sound much more serious, and more poeple will pay attention, plus the more serious you sound the more others will be serious too

Now this tactic may get you kicked so dont say i didn't warn you, but try warning your soldiers that if they disobey they will be shot and killed, if they do so, execute them, and show the team you are dead serious

This part isn't too serious, but make fake insults or something to grab attention of soldiers, here are a few examples of insults from full metal jacket:

Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

There will be no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, or greasers! Here, you are ALL equally useless!

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

You climb like old people ♥♥♥♥ private!

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.


Note i do not own Warner bros or full metal jacket, all content used in these qoutes belong to the orginal creators

Now your ready to kick ass with your army, good luck out there!