You are as useless as a white crayon

You are a walking advertisement for Autism Speaks

when pigs fly, but i thought i saw you on a plane last week

I'd tell you to go outside, but you'd just ruin that for everyone else too
I'd call you retarded, but that'd be a compliment.
'You're beautiful and I love you,' I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied 'I just want to be friends.'
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

♥♥♥♥ m1e Harder till your ♥♥♥ splats everyone and cover me with come as i put it in my mouth

Stormtroopers aim better than you.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I guess my team is sponsored by the Make-A-Wish foundation...
You're so bad that you make my cat stepping on my keyboard look like a pro gamer.
Are you done being AFK?
Hitler knew when to kill-himself. Why can't you do the same?
I'd like to see things from your prespective, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Boi shut yo big teeth bugs bunny looking ass up
How did you ever get through the tutorial level?
If you were more inbred, you'd be a sandwich!
I'm jealous of all the people who have never met you.
I'd tell you to blow your brains out, but not even a sharpshooter could accomplish that task.
how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Silly you, femanists can't change anything.
At least I could sleep on trash, unlike you, you are too toxic to be slept on.
players like you should come with a handicap sticker
Access the cheat menu with ALT + F4
I'd love to see things from your perspective, but I don't think I could shove my head that far up my ass.
hello ♥♥♥♥