this made me chuckle lol

You know it's not made up?
https://blogs.bl.uk/digitisedmanuscripts/2021/06/killer-rabbits.html

BUNNY CHILL!

Dude. forget war hounds. We need war BUNNIES. ALL WOULD COWARE IN THEIR PRESENCE!!!!!!!!

I like what i see

As a bunny owner, I can attest that this is one hundred percent accurate.

LOOK AT THE BONES!

YOW CHIL

And now for something completely different...

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."