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How to be ANGERY
By alephnullxdd
This is how to be ANGERY so you can be the biggest saltbag in the world :D
   
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Getting Started
First you need a daily sum of salt. Atleast 100g (3.52739619 oz). This can come at a high cost but if you live near the coast, you can drink some of the water there for free. Next you need to take CS:GO very seriously as in having any fun at all is very bad for your ANGERY levels. Good things to have but not necessary is some monster energy drinks, an annoying mom and a gambling addicton.
1. Depression
Once you've got all the ingredients to become ANGERY, you can start on building your depression. This can be done in a multiple amount of ways. Being stuck at silver while having 1,000+ hours, no friends, being inside your room most of the day, having once cool skins but then gambling them all. Or you can watch this video.
2. Developing your ANGERY levels
You might not be getting the results you wish to have even though you have everything right. The only thing you can really do is be patient. You might not be ANGERY yet. But you need to master these skills over time. Some people like Dazed, Moe and Steel are born ANGERY. But keep grinding.
Thats it!
If you want some more tips just message me and ill send you some tips. Bye! ♥♥♥♥ off!
5 Comments
Robbi 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:46am 
Thank you so much for this guide i will be cutting my wrist now <3
<3 19 Oct, 2018 @ 5:27pm 
Best guide i r8 8/8 m8 this is gr8
๋Jae 27 Mar, 2018 @ 6:35am 
dont wory ill come and cut it off :)
Bable Bard 27 Mar, 2018 @ 5:49am 
very nice but i got my dick stuck in my pc and i am already depressed
๋Jae 27 Mar, 2018 @ 5:12am 
very very nice i got very very angry thank you very much