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How to eat Cheetos without the Cheeto Fingers
От FelizFelix и 1 сътрудника
Have you every been playing your favorite game TF2 and have had the problem of getting cheeto dust all over your professional killstreak macintosh keyboard? Well this is the guide for you.
   
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Introduction


we all love the cheetos, they taste
really good. but DONT let these declicious orange butt plugs get in the way of you killing all those bodacious gibuses. WitHe this simple guide learn how you too can be as good at vidoe games and eating food and touching plastioc and not moving and and touching plastci as me??????!3

^^^^^^^^actual photograph of FAlco
What not to do when attempting to eat cheetos
there are some SCAMERS out there looking to pull a fast one on us gamers >:(..... such as this horrific and blatent SCAM!!!!



do not bugy this terrrible thing a ma jig as it will kill you !!!!!!!!!! and then the people who killl you will take of your starange WEAPOONS !!!!!!!


please be safe thanku <#
the part that you came here four
YOU MIGHT NEEd TO SIT DOWN BEFORE I REveAL THIS SACRED AND ACIENT ART

Now now it is time for the sercet to my craft,,. i will reveal my sercet in step by step for mat

  1. First get nice and confortable in a nice and comfortable chairr


  2. NOw get uop out your pool of sweat and sea-men and call your mom and ask here where the
    red solo cups are

  3. NOWw get the red solo cup
    and place in your lap

    Oh no oh no i forgot to mention a very importnat part
The very importnat part
it seem that ive failed to mantion that you cannot have any old bag of cheetos

NONONNONONNONONOOON


you must not use ordinary cheetos especially ChEDDER JALOPENO!!!!!!

WRONG DISGUSTING NONNOONONNON DONT USE THHIS --------------->











No my dear gamer you need to use the special Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare promotional cheetos frorm like 2012



so go on ebay and pick some up

if you need a bag just send me a messge on steam if you need one i got like 302 bags
I RAN OUT STOP ASKING FOR THEM PLEASE :(
the part that you came here four (2@)
NOW THta you have your Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare promotional bag of cheetos sitting on you amputated se-man covered leggs
LETS CONTUINE --\

4. (i think) takeyour saftey siccors and cut the pag of dorotos BE CARE FUL NOT TO CUT YOUR FINGERNAILLS



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5. i like UNDDDER TAIL ;)
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4. POUR YOUR oops i left the caps lock on... pour your Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare promotional bag of cheetos intop the red solo cup

















4. Sip the cheetos out of the cup filled with --- Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare promotional bag of cheetos ------ and pwnd all thos n00000)bs




concusion :)
CPNGTRAGULATIONS :)00000000000000000000



YOU DID IT,,, YOU DID, YOU FOLLOWE DTHE GUIDE AND ARE ENJOYING YOUR CUP OF Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare promotional bag of cheetos WITH OUT THE PEST OF CHEETOS FINGIES


go out and spread the news that you have the sercet to immortal keyboard and claen nont cheesy keyboard.





CHESTER CHEETA IS PROUD
189 коментара
Rhaegar 30 март 2019 в 3:06 
Cheeto Finger is good tho but u need to wash the hands %$@^$^&$#^^&$^# $#($*#*$&T#^$T!!!
your_grandma 23 авг. 2018 в 20:40 
Awesome
Shamershon 13 апр. 2018 в 17:46 
this is the best guide ever
Shpoogly 30 март 2018 в 15:29 
horibil gameng guid i couldnt even use the safete siccers without cuteng my hands
jar 25 февр. 2018 в 19:30 
very hepfal
skinny 19 февр. 2018 в 16:13 
plz kunai my butt
An Average Dead Meme 9 февр. 2018 в 17:55 
This is what all virgins need
skele 8 февр. 2018 в 18:23 
is this purgatory
CJ 8 февр. 2018 в 18:03 
This helped me get respect from my dad back since he saw me masterbate to underall sands.
Syphilis the Sturdy 8 февр. 2018 в 17:14 
Well, now I can play TF2 the way god intended for us.