Broodahs, I shall show you de wae of how the devil does his/her/their laundry.

Each cloth-type must be maintained according to the Clothes Separation Scheme per 46 CFR part 14 subpart 207 which meets the requirements of the IMO Resolution A.868(20) adopted on 27 November 1997. This separation scheme is based on cloth-type color only (for other separation requirements see OICNW 1.10A).

White clothes must be separated from colored clothes due to the nature of each cloth-type and its history. Both cloth-types have distinguished characteristics which require their separation in order to upkeep their compatibility. Also, each cloth-type must be put on a separate but equal basket in size and holding capacity.

Please note if cloth-types are not compatible with each other, the machine could return the load if lid is kept open, or start a fire if lid is closed.

For any cloth-type, the operator could find some hard dried-in stains which can be very old. This requires the operator to follow the OPP which is described in the Cloth Treatment Procedures Manual, 33 CFR 156.120.

The Pre-Treatment Protocol requires the operator to apply the stain remover formula on the vicinity of the dedicated spots on the cloth-type where stain is present. After that, the operator must apply repetitive motion as to rub the affected site. Then, the operator must leave the formula on the site for a time period between 5 to 10 international minutes. Finally, the cloth-type will be available for the washer machine.

Many people around the world follow different washing techniques depending on the provided capabilities and the nature of the country’s economy. Some maintain good-old manual rubbing under the sun while other tend to be a little more civilized and utilize High Efficiency (HE) or in-case of Trump sticker holders, Standard washing machines.



Detergent: It is important to choose the correct and more efficient laundry detergent which will serve not only as a detergent, but also as a stain remover and a softener. These 3 in 1 detergents provide economical approach to the washing theorem and can be found at select location around the country, such as Target. Nonetheless, if the operator would like to reinforce the other aspects of the detergent, he or she or they can apply a separate and independent liquid softener and a stain remover formula as well.
















Finally, tune in the washer dial using the dial pad observed at the top most part of the machine, not to be confused with any other selectors.

• In some areas where the is little to no coverage, people tend to hang said clothes on a coastline where they can be exposed to the direct sunlight and get washed off by the winds or scratches by wild cats. Again, in a civilized/advanced economy, the operator will most likely be found using yet another machine dedicated for drying cloth-types only. If so, the user is provided with an additional option to soften the clothes even more through the usage of dryer sheets found at many department stores.

• Tune in the dryer machine dial and select accordingly. Now wait and watch for your dogs/cats observing the scenery.

While undergoing the washing or drying operation, operators should strictly follow the following precautions:

• If a pair of socks is introduced into the machine for work and found missing after washing or drying operation, the operator should examine the space closely and scan the perimeter because said socks won’t go no where.

• Keep those damn cats away from this entire operation no matter how bad they need to be involved in the situation. With that in mind, please do NOT mistakenly include cats or other animals in the process.

• Maintain good hygiene so you don’t have to do your laundry often.

• If this methodology still hard to understand, consult a health provider, a primary physician in your health network, and run laboratory tests on your brain.

• Alternatively, you can let your mom do your laundry as always and keep playing video games.

• Do NOT attempt to eat laundry pods!!! Even though they look delicious on ads!

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