FOR THE BEGININNG OF THE GAME GET THOSE BOOTS THAT GIVE YOU MANA BECAUSE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCK WITH MANA

MID GAME GET THAT TELEPORT DAGGER SO YOU CAN OWN LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAN!

FOR LATE GAME..

THERE IS NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LATE GAME BECAUSE YOU ARE PLAYING EARTHSHAKER!

OK FIRST YOU NEED TO GET IS THAT STUN FIRST SKILL THING WITH WHICH YOU CAN START PLAYING AS A MAN!
THEN GET ULTI AND SMASH AROUND LIKE A MAN!
OTHER SKILLS AREN'T IMPORTANT SO DON'T TAKE THEM ANYWAYS! ALSO A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOTE TO VALVE! CHARACTERS HAVE TOO MANY USELESS SKILLS!

OK LISTEN HERE! FIRST WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GO ON YOUTUBE AND PLAY SOME HARDCORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TECHNO WHILE PLAYING EARTHSHAKER!
THEN GATHER YOUR RAGE AT THE LANE WHILE YOU ARE AT YOUR TOWER OR SOMEWHERE IN LANE FARMING!
WHEN YOUR RAGE IS AT ITS PEAK, THAT'S SOMEWHERE AROUND THE TIME THERE ARE GONNA BE TEAM FIGHTS!
SO WHAT YOU DO IS THAT YOU USE YOUR STUN SKILL AND WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO START FIGHTING!
KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU NEED TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WAIT UNTIL THEIR TEAM IS REALLY LOW ON HEALTH.

NOW NEXT PART IS IMPORTANT.

WHEN EVERYONE IS LOW ON HEALTH, PUSH YOUR "PUSH TO TALK" BUTTON START YELLING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AND CRAZY ♥♥♥♥ LIKE THAT AND TELEPORT IN AND USE YOUR ULTI!

YOU WILL KILL AROUND 9 PEOPLE WITH IT AND EVERYONE WILL LOVE YOU AND YOU GET MONEY AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

AFTER THE GAME JUST WAIT FOR EMAILS FROM PRO TEAMS.

GG WP