So, you've just started playing Audiosurf, and you already want to be able to dunk scrubs. I'm here to tell you how.

You may be saying, "Hey, I have no clue who the hell you are, why should I trust you?" First, shut up. Second, I am a 6000 elo LoL pro who gets paid mad bank. I'm on the team Real TSM(Not TSM, those guys aren't the real R.TSM) and I play top, jungle, support, mid, and ad carry all at the same time.

Now that you know a little bit about me, let's get to you. If you're reading this, you are most likely:

• Bad at League
  
• Bad at Audiosurf
  
• Bad at using Steam
  
• Good at reading

If you are one of those, then congrats, this guide is for you.

Now, let's get to this.

Alright, so you just installed Audiosurf, and you're confused to what the different game modes are.



As you can see, there's three difficulties. There's easy, easy, and then medium. If you play on anything but Medium, you are officially a MASSIVE SCRUB.

Now then, let's get to the game modes.


Alright, got that? Now, let's get to how to play Mono.

Now, you hit that Ninja Mono button because you drank your manmode juice today and you feel awesome. You get to the next screen, and what do you see?
You see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ folders. Now, weaker men turn back at this point, but you're better than that, so you click on where your music is and you choose a song and let it load.

Now, Now, you start playing, and you see those grey blocks? If you hit those, then it's like having sex with your mother. Don't do it. You see those colorful blocks? That's like having sex with your girl/boyfriend who is actually very attractive. You try to get as many of those as you can, and then they explode into an orgasm. Now you know how to play. Boom.

And now, it's time to dunk.

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This guide is not serious in the slightest, please do not sue me if you do not become Charles Barkley.