YOU NEED TO BE AT LEAST LEVEL 10 TO FOLLOW THIS ONE
Starting off with your name, it should have some random letters/face at the beginning like "+{OwO}+" or something. now your name can be your own name but at the end add an abbreviation for something, it should look like this "+{OwO}+ [Your Name Here] (Abbreviation Here)", if thats not your cup of tea, make it like a single noun or some chinese gibberish. Thats it for your name!

Now in your description, you need to brag about your pc specs and provide some useless info about yourself surrounded by dumb emoji's and fancy characters, as an extra, you can say your gay in the desc and people won't make fun of you. (optional)

Your profile needs to be a picture of a soldier wearing unusuals rocket jumping or something badass, it needs to be at night too. An anime pfp works too.

If you are level 10, add a showcase of screenshots from tf2 of your soldier character doing random things or a display of your unusual soldier cosmetics.

It is also helpful if you have 1000+ hours on tf2.

Be. A. Tryhard.
Before you get into the complex stuff, you need to get the basic soldier main characteristics out of the way first.

Mindset: Soldier is the best class, the only class and the most skilled class, all others take no skill at all to play, i am the best, because i am a soldier, i am a soldier, soldiers are the best, everyone else sucks, i do not suck, i am a soldier.

Attitude: You need to take the game very seriously, snorting a few tablespoons of salt before playing a match will help. You must also take a lot of pride in using the market gardener.

Your favorite map needs to be Harvest, and you must rocket jump on top of the point and shoot into it because thats what everyone does.

You also need to like some really cancer fanbases, Undertale, Fnaf, anime etc. All 3 for bonus ducks points.
Joining some groups that are tied to those will really help as well.

Toxicity level: 15/10

How other see your skill level: 0/10.
How you see your skill level: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10

Cosmetics, primarily
First off, you need Unusuals stealing your parents credit card can aid you in this process.
If you can get your hands on an unusual Hong Kong Cone, you are golden.
everything else cosmetic-wise is up to you.

Now for the weapons, as your primary, you need to have an Australium rocket launcher.
Secondary: B.A.S.E. jumper.
Melee: market gardener.

If you followed these steps, you are now officially a soldier main!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















This is a joke, i basically compiled a bunch of soldier main stereotypes and put it into a guide, no offense to any soldier mains out there.