"#307 +(411)- [X]<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial
#810 +(365)- [X]<PuyoDead> #emu talks more .br talk than the entire country of brazil
#1586 +(569)- [X]<[D60]BIG_K> WHY IS CHANSERV IN EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHANNEL
#2298 +(292)- [X]<Chis> how do you permaterm an aol account assuming you have the password?

<Chis> to an account

<Chis> just incase someone would want to theoretically do this
#2402 +(329)- [X]<intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring.
#3392 +(373)- [X]<Snag> i saw this thing...... its like a rod with two lips you put like a special rod-lube in it..

<Snag> supposed to be like a bj.... throat included

<XDDD> i prefer women for my bjs

<boozie> haha

<XDDD> but im kinda weird

<XDDD> i guess the pipe would be better, no body to get rid of afterwards
#5359 +(364)- [X]<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos?
#10360 +(295)- [X]<Fentom> great, I'm spending my saturday nights on the computer looking at pictures of dildos

<Fentom> trekkies look down on me and call me sad
#10928 +(50)- [X]<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything

<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig

<thePoizon> hehe

<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again

<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?

<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter
#16293 +(701)- [X]<Calrathan> omg, the despair is making me use gotos!

<Calrathan> goto cliff

<Calrathan> :cliff

<Calrathan> jmp 0xFFFFFFFF
#21782 +(39)- [X]<Wingar> so what now

<DIV|Kulite> Well I'm gonna go jerk it

<Eficent-W-> I may go find something to snack on
#34455 +(281)- [X]Ya-leile: i either need candy or a ♥♥♥♥.

Dan: w00t!

Ya-leile cries

Ya-leile: and i can't find either.

Dan: *blink*

DJEuphoriK: i can be over in like half an hour

Dan: BWAHAHAHA

Ya-leile: with candy?

Ya-leile: *grin*
#37127 +(183)- [X]Technogen: weird, my VCR just lost power for no reason...

Technogen: damn ghosts keep turning things off in my house.

Technogen: last thing they turned off was my sex life...
#40800 +(397)- [X]<Mach17> i haev the firewall up

<@Curator> firewall, what kind?

<Mach17> redhat 7.2 :o

<@Curator> thats a OS you fruitcake

<@Curator> not a firewall

<Mach17> stfu newb

<@Curator> ...
#41858 +(827)- [X]<Sober|wrk> heh

<Sober|wrk> lol

<Sober|wrk> my co-worker is throwing a ball

<Sober|wrk> up in the air to relieve some stress

<Sober|wrk> she just smashed it into a ceiling panel and knocked it down on her head
#44295 +(325)- [X]<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.

<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?

<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.
#55936 +(134)- [X]<Apocolypse> you know, id be into this stuff if i was about 15 years younger.... im 13
#56829 +(751)- [X]<Moebius> remember when neptune was the farthest planet?

<Moebius> good times
#78918 +(308)- [X]Gig103: on the BMW 745i, you can get "Active front seats with gentle massage action"

Gig103: for $74000 i should get a blowjob every time i get in the car

moe99j5: yeah but you'd ruin the leather upholstery

Gig103: no for $74000 she would swallow it all
#79881 +(117)- [X]* Lolita_ ([email protected]) has joined #12-15yrz

<Lolita_> hello is everyone from 12 to 15?
#80888 +(616)- [X]<Agilo> you know jerking off in the shower has its disadvantage

<Agilo> now the rain makes me horny
#81849 +(226)- [X]<Derian> haha I knkow

<Derian> knknow?

<Derian> er

<Derian> knknow?

<Derian> damnit

<Derian> knkow

<Derian> that's incredibly hard to type on purpose..... try it

<Derian> it keeps coming out knknow

<Derian> instead of knknow

<Derian> er

<Derian> damnit!
#82222 +(417)- [X]<abcbooze> a patriot missle shot down a british aircraft

<i8> Damn British pilots flying into our missiles...
#84328 +(129)- [X]<AnBolb> I know this girl who's really sweet and nice and pretty and everything so yesterday I wrote a story about how I threw her off a balcony for a laugh, but then I felt bad and deleted it. True.
#99911 +(886)- [X]<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" - MacHall

<WrexSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a room full of TVs?"
#100740 +(554)- [X]<Wippersnapper> Guess what fools, I am going skydiving

<schnorks> Why does that make us fools?

<Wippersnapper> Because I am jumping out of a plane... oh wait
#102337 +(281)- [X]TXTerron: i have of those

strtoken: me too

TXTerron: the first girl i ever got intimate says it was normal length but very large gerth

TXTerron: that should have been my first clue she was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut
#103577 +(464)- [X]<NMO> MY MONITOR IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

<sheeps> it got lucky ay?

<NMO> Yeah, my subwoofer is such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut.
#105180 +(416)- [X]<Eckostyle> If Mexico had a major eathquake, Britain would send 100,000 replacement troopes to control the riots, Brasil would send 100,00 pounds of replacement food, and teh USA would send 100,000 repalcement Mexicans
#105202 +(191)- [X]<JOCK> i want to go to Six ♥♥♥♥

<JOCK> Flags>>>>>>.....sorry

<KID_B> You wanna go do Six ♥♥♥♥?

* KID_B steps back

<KID_B> word up man.. do your thing..

<JOCK> nawww man

<JOCK> you know rides,lonnytoons,and stuff

<KID_B> Yeah. Gay bars.
#106974 +(408)- [X]* Wanai slaps AndrewLB around a bit with a large trout

<AndrewLB> ???

<AndrewLB> What did I do?

<Wanai> sorry, just discovering stuff :p

<Wanai> no harm towards you

<AndrewLB> Oh, discovery, eh?

* AndrewLB gets out whip, candles and enema.

<AndrewLB> I've got your discovery right here ♥♥♥♥♥.
#147278 +(674)- [X]<bleak> ablsh vwls! vwls r spm!

<bleak> t's wll knwn ♥♥♥ tht vwls s t mch bndwdth

<Alanna> bleak: OMG, for a moment there I thought that you had learned Welsh
#167230 +(1069)- [X]<Trekkie> this ant has run around 15 times around the screen of my monitor

<IceBerg> kill it with ur mouse

<Trekkie> i tried clicking on him; he wont die

<IceBerg> no you nerd, smash it with your mouse
#168238 +(156)- [X]Captain Ferrell:  COME JOIN THE WONDERFUL KAZAA COMMUNITY, AND HAVE LOTS OF LEGAL AS HELL FUN

Captain Ferrell:  they're not all

Demosthenes:  ÜBER-HAXXOR P2P UNDERGROUND PIRACY PROGRAM KAZAA!

Captain Ferrell:  exactly

Demosthenes:  Wow, that was a lot of adjectives

Captain Ferrell:  it sounded like an anime title
#224911 +(702)- [X]<spyforthemoon> It's a bad sign when you walk into a room with a high school senior girl talking about 'prom' and think "what's she doing with Programable Read Only Memory?"
#238156 +(508)- [X]Quension | in other news, I actually had a user read my away message (which was "idle")

Quension | unfortunately, there was a problem

Quension | <crizza> ctc

Quension | <crizza> asl plsssss.

Quension | <crizza> wat's idle

Quension | <crizza> i cant umderstand
#246605 +(470)- [X]<DoCa-Cola> ALL rap is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<DoCa-Cola> all it is is "♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥♥, he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my woman, ♥♥♥♥ that woman, she ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥♥"
#283022 +(521)- [X]<+DEK> i heard oral sex is better than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<%Disarm10> Uh, depends.

<%Disarm10> On what you're in the mood for.

<%Disarm10> 9 times outta 10, a hand job is perfectly fine.

<+DEK> ahh i guess

<+DEK> masturbation works too

<+DEK> it works for me, since my hands are girly and soft

<+DEK> <33

<%Disarm10> >_> I meant getting one, not giving yourself one, but yea =P

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