"#14 +(2186)- [X]<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?

<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass

<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#1350 +(437)- [X]<Sharkey> Man, I'm getting flashbacks from Renegade. Apparently when I was a kid I was so bored I made up little songs to go with the damned music and now it's all coming back to me.

<Sharkey> Nothing remarkable, though. Mostly just little ditties about killing myself.
#2820 +(320)- [X][Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend

[Duckarse] ditto

[incorrect] there's always ebay
#4016 +(355)- [X]<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me

<djglitch> she is sexy

<tyne> lol

<tyne> u got her number

<tyne> "0"
#4738 +(1622)- [X]* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data

[Synoptica] ♥♥♥♥

[Synoptica] no i dont

* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together
#6266 +(881)- [X]<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing
#7230 +(314)- [X][ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

[buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also
#7422 +(528)- [X]<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday

<|VenoMtv|> he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad, i'm 23

<|VenoMtv|> and he said, but i thought u started to drink last year

<|VenoMtv|> i said, no, i started in high school =x
#7478 +(237)- [X][Demon5] ;p

[far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean?  "I have a scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"?
#8052 +(21)- [X]<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis.
#8234 +(317)- [X]<Ez> I'm having an orgy tonight

<Ez> Right decided to invite left and her friend pillow
#9478 +(254)- [X]<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity

<Gothmog> again
#11050 +(258)- [X]<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks like an anus." - Japanese proverb
#14792 +(31)- [X]<collie> Why did  irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me?

<Temps> cause you wasn't opped first

<collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me.

<collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own that I pay every month.

*** collie has left channel #netcom
#15185 +(127)- [X]<temujin> Linux == brotherhood of the dateless?
#17887 +(950)- [X]<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat?

<Hot^Gay_Male> yes

<Hot^Gay_Male> msg me
#32584 +(385)- [X]* Preachy gets out the guitar

<Ron> ?

<Ron> you play guitar? cool

<Ron> i play guitar too

<Preachy> actually I call my ♥♥♥♥ a guitar
#33585 +(10)- [X]<@Clockwork-Orange> my computer might not have the greatest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ in the world, but garunteed, Roxy would still rock all your worlds and she still gets the job done even with her 5.25 inch floppy you ass gappers
#34220 +(91)- [X]-!- Maxx-Gothic [[email protected]] has quit [(signed off)]

<@PrincessLeia2> i keep thinking that guy's nick is Mexx-Gothic

<@PrincessLeia2> you can imagine what type of images that produces o_O
#41139 +(324)- [X]<Fang> 2002 will suck.

<Fang> if the way i entered it is any indication.

<joshie> Fang: you entered it sucking?
#41220 +(355)- [X]<MpTaNk> man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could have messed it up and I thought to my self, "Make a backup just in case" then I felt stupid

<MpTaNk> :\
#42283 +(307)- [X]<draxx> my friend has an mirc script that will delete any channel

<draxx> or server

<draxx> ive been trying to get it

<draxx> from him

<XenoWolf> lol

<XenoWolf> you cant delete channels..

<draxx> oh yah

<draxx> you dont understand

<draxx> this kids a hardcore
#42923 +(98)- [X]<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would generate.

<loophole> I don't know

<loophole> but

<loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated

<loophole> all over the inside of it

<cinnabar> uh...
#46835 +(300)- [X]<krypt> note to self: never tell a girl she's not tight

<Bigbacon> did you?

<krypt> yeah

<krypt> i told her best friend last night

<Bigbacon> what was her responce?

<krypt> her best friend was like

<krypt> 'she wanted you to think she was a virgin' and i was like 'i never thought she was a virgin' 'she wasn't tight enough'

<krypt> then i was like

<krypt> 'she has small boobs with big nipples too'

<krypt> and her friend was like

<krypt> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF
#48122 +(74)- [X]<Konsole> #include <iostream.h>

<Konsole> #include <stdlib.h>

<Konsole> #include <afterstepspenis.h>

<Konsole> #include <thatnakedchick.h>

<Konsole> #define hebangsher 1

<Konsole> int main(void)

<Konsole> {

<Konsole> while (hebangsher)

<Konsole> cout << "oh yeah!\n";

<Konsole> return 0;

<Konsole> }

<afterstep> yeah.
#48370 +(410)- [X]<@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE

<@wangzang> OMFG

<@wangzang> whoa

<@wangzang> holy ♥♥♥♥♥

<@wangzang> jeseu i'm not kididings

<@wangzang> jesus christ

<@wangzang> omg mog mgoomgmgo

< SteamedHams> it must be shaking the ♥♥♥♥ out of your keyboard

<@wangzang> omog
#48712 +(20)- [X]<zephir> hm

<zephir> think my moms up

<Hesh> tell her i want peppers and eggs for breakfast

<zephir> should i dcc that to you?

<zephir> ./dcc send hesh peppersandeggs.food
#50279 +(106)- [X](Pikaben) I just thought of something.

(Pikaben) Do people in Europe measure their wangs with the Metric system?

(SSNWadmanKiddo) Probably? Maybe? Oh my. :O

(Joe_Fox) what else would we use?

(Pikaben) Our superior american Measurement system? =/

(Joe_Fox) superior

(Joe_Fox) as if

(Joe_Fox) imperial is crap :|

(SSNWadmanKiddo) HAR HAR

(SSNWadmanKiddo) American Measurment is so outdated.

(Joe_Fox) exactly

(Joe_Fox) round numbers are alot easier to use and handle

(Joe_Fox) heh, round

(SSNWadmanKiddo) Round... firm... fully pac-::shot::

(Joe_Fox) just what i was waiting for
#75838 +(312)- [X]<Grim> I have figured out a way to cut email spam in half

<Grim> Instead of "Make your penis larger" and "Lose 20 pounds", we can just have "Redistribute your weight".

<Grim> :p
#82167 +(262)- [X]* pig points out that vi just core dumped twice

* Khatru points out that vi sucks.

<pig> obviously

<Nugget> it is software.  ergo, it sucks.

<pig> your mom is software

<Khatru> ..
#83734 +(336)- [X](ohwhatwhat) hi i was wondering why my cursors moves across the screen when i move my mouse?
#85899 +(336)- [X]* unchellmatt does the RAID lovers cheer... "ARRAY! ARRAY!"
#86012 +(209)- [X]<revmoo> well

<revmoo> msg nexis

<revmoo> maybe he is one of those nerds that has his ♥♥♥♥ set to wake him up in the middle of the night if someone pm's him :P

<Geoff-> LOL

<Geoff-> hey

<Geoff-> i used to have that
#100732 +(164)- [X]* Maho pats the trash can... "was it good for you?"
#120306 +(194)- [X]<Acj> PAPAPAPA PADA PADA! POMPOMPOMPAPA POMPOM!

<Acj> I love singing along with house music.
#153941 +(811)- [X]<Macolio> shaid: like last time, I helped scrybe do his chemestry assignment, even though I had no idea what I was doing. Because that's just the type of person I am.

<Shaid> and he failed.

<Macolio> that's irrelevant
#211416 +(3669)- [X]<+darthpony> geez dude

<+darthpony> with my last gf

<+darthpony> I made the most terrible fruedian slip

<+darthpony> we were sitting at breakfast the one day, and I wanted to ask her "pass the sugar please"

<+darthpony> instead I said "you're ruining my life, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥"
#269099 +(1405)- [X]<p2p> I was reading some thing this morning about a new condom w"