"#133 +(1659)- [X]<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on
#343 +(475)- [X](odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at the same time?
#843 +(478)- [X]*** Joins: SYch0 ([email protected])

<SYch0> coo

<SYch0> just put my old computer in my new case

<ikk|q3a> wow!

<TheFlux2k> duz it magically run faster?

<SYch0> butholes

<SYch0> wtf do I even talk to u ppl

*** Quits: SYch0 ( <k!15b7>)
#946 +(321)- [X](FishBulb) i exposed my lie once, then |w|dcc made an .avi

(|W|DCC) #6 101x (680kb): avi of a 2' ♥♥♥♥
#1330 +(159)- [X](fub) I walked into a police station once to pick up some court papers, and I smoked a joint about 5 blocks away and I was was sitting in there for awhile and I looked down at my shoes and the roach was on the front tounge of my shoe ;/
#1419 +(420)- [X]<|Chris> you couldn't get a man if you opened your ass like the goatse.cx guy and walked around a prison yard
#2106 +(343)- [X]<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where everyone pays attention to them
#2590 +(610)- [X]<Legind> I cant remember my earliest memory
#8866 +(363)- [X]<Rance> so... i'm driving to cedar rapids today

<Rance> and i'm feeling a little frisky...

<Rance> so i start cranking one off in the car

<Rance> and it's really kind of funny when you... achieve your objective, and you wind up laying on the horn... and it's blaring for like 1/4 mile

<Rance> so now the next time i hear someone going down the road with their horn going for no reason... i'll know
#11014 +(235)- [X]<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina ricci, or something

<PreZ> but nooooo

<PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies

<PreZ> *sigh*

<goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash
#13487 +(169)- [X]<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P

<Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list
#13887 +(223)- [X]<BlackNovember> Yesterday when I woke up I found my missing Borknagar CD under my pillow.

<WinterDemon> Yeah, that's the "♥♥♥ residue on your hand fairy"s way of repaying you for the left over man juice on your hand after you finished beating off and passed out with your hand under the pillow.

<BlackNovember> Whoa, so if i jerk off tonight and put my hand under my pillow, I'll wake up with a Rotting Christ album under it?

<WinterDemon> Yes, but not the album with a bonus disc, that would be too greedy
#13947 +(151)- [X]<KidDynamite> my tribes2 updater is out of date and i need to update my updater
#14355 +(375)- [X]<Shelstra> :((

<Shelstra> my poor fishie

<|KazzA|> :o what happened

<Shelstra> nothing but...

<Shelstra> one of his eyes is black

<Shelstra> i think he might be blind :(

<|KazzA|> aww

<Shelstra> we only just noticed it

<Mousey> like it cares anyway

<Mousey> theres not much to see

<staticx> every three seconds it will say '♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i can only see out of one eye...'
#20358 +(182)- [X]<Acela> +v means that the CIA now has a fix on your location
#20748 +(639)- [X]<ShadowMouse> bye

<Coan_Arcanius> bye

<[Bryan]> bye

<cams> bye

<[Bryan]> (damn we sound like a boy band)
#30560 +(381)- [X]<promo> can you op me in the main plz.

<Raz|utreg> als ik je kut lik ruik ik je reet

<Raz|utreg> zal ik jou eens effe lekker in bek scheiten ?

<promo> huh

<Raz|utreg> zeg ken jij de mosselman BRBRBRBRBR mosselman

<promo> <BR><FONT SIZE="1000">I don't understand</FONT><BR>
#33950 +(164)- [X]<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like:  Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.
#35602 +(158)- [X]<timmo> as soon as i think people might not be retarded

<timmo> everyone goes and ♥♥♥♥♥ up my faith in people
#35941 +(246)- [X]<DMAUL-agay> i was gonna watch slackers but im to lazy to put the cd in.
#38918 +(307)- [X]<XX01XX> What's an interesting website?

<Phlegyas> an oxymoron
#39904 +(559)- [X]<balistic> Do you guys know any girls whose names don't contain .jpeg, .mpg, or .avi?
#48393 +(604)- [X]<Deconstructor> in school, i usually go to the bathroom the same time everyday, and noone else is there then, so i decided to be cool one day so i sidestepped in like the doomguy with my fakegun pointed outward, and i circle strafed right into this other guy
#49562 +(240)- [X]<moistyman> i saw in paper a position for tiolet cleaner at a laxative company
#49888 +(669)- [X]<GauHelldragon> haha

<GauHelldragon> we're playing scatergories

<GauHelldragon> and we got "R"

<GauHelldragon> "Fruit", "Infamous people" and "words associated with exersize"

<GauHelldragon> i put down "Richard Simmons" for all 3 :D
#54134 +(226)- [X]<Kalony> i thought it was some cool hand of fate deal or something

<dredg> fate needs to deal me a sandwich

<Kalony> fate could deal me a hand job too

<Kalony> preferably after washing its hands

<dredg> and then washing its hands before it made my sandwich
#55495 +(1800)- [X]<zealous> I was walking to the mobil gas station this morning to get my ride to work as I do every morning (weekdays anyway) when I decided that instead of walking the long way around I would just jump the little wall (about 3 feet high) and get there quicker, well when I went to jump the wall I started off with my left foot instead of my right like I usually do and I didn't bring my foot up quick enough thus catching the wall and sending me face first

<zealous> into the ground but somehow I managed to do some wild ninja tuck and roll things ending up on my feet and staring at some guy who was quite bugged eyed so I just raised my arms in a "v" and yelled hazah at the top of my lungs
#58690 +(165)- [X](hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :]

(cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger than they areally are
#59684 +(188)- [X]<_audit_> you know when you've been working in the pr0n industry too long when all you have to see is the ♥♥♥♥♥ and you know what girl is on camara
#65803 +(395)- [X]<Kazeuri> That would roxor to live in a cave back in the day. I would still rather be a pirate though.

<Kazeuri> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs.
#76403 +(-52)- [X]<Aslanna> a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goodnight you all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, don't let the ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bedbugs rape your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass!
#77503 +(36)- [X]<M|ssKitty> olivier says my anus looks like that *
#88607 +(172)- [X]hijak231: $795

hijak231: for a 1 meter long CABLE

hijak231: A PIECE OF WIRE

Kesk2501: Does it have a red "R" printed on it or something?

Kesk2501: Because Type "R" wire is faster.

hijak231: it must...i hope it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ came with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer
#99098 +(912)- [X]<@somegrrl> i'm 14

<@Blaxthos> somegrrl:  will you come help me find my puppy ?
#105267 +(902)- [X]<[HZ]Mitlancer> Dont talk about death.... please my grandfather just died

<[HZ]Mitlancer> No serious he did just die....

<[HZ]Mitlancer> In a way im quite proud of him

<[HZ]Mitlancer> he died having sex to my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on

<[HZ]Mitlancer> anyways my grandma said "We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday cause he could use the church bells to pace himself"

<[HZ]Mitlancer> i think he would be alive today if an icecream van didnt go past
#107339 +(8)- [X](Kixx^) Where can I download internet ?

(@Osc) Kixx^ goto http://www.irchelp.org/download for info on getting files of any kind via IRC.

Kixx^) *lol*
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