"#539 +(1025)- [X]<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole

<BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick

<T`karthon> ohh

<Nija_work> had me fooled

<T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us
#625 +(478)- [X]<Ash> We hardly ever do crack. Sometimes barely once a week.
#2180 +(486)- [X](`KGB) I'm going to #jamaica I've always wanted to visit
#4330 +(237)- [X]<Booyah> what's 18 inches long and makes women scream?

<Gen|us> a black mans ♥♥♥♥

<ismell> you toenails ?

<Booyah> crib death
#5810 +(356)- [X]<A|exander> i bet aguilera would be as dirty as ♥♥♥♥

<DarthJesus> I dunno'

<DarthJesus> I think she'd be too self involved to want to do anything for you

<A|exander> not if i knocked her unconscious first.
#7179 +(280)- [X]<morientes> some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe this ♥♥♥♥
#10949 +(244)- [X]<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass

<@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie
#13131 +(160)- [X]<Adamus> I wouldn't care about the bot if you didn't deny me access to the

   channel I that I have been using for this past year

<M[]rgue> meh

<M[]rgue> wasted youth is no concern of mine
#15482 +(117)- [X]<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos
#15973 +(454)- [X]<Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s

<Fanboy> cool.

<PrincessLeia2> heh... fanboy is so 1337

<Fanboy> 1337, what does that mean?
#20189 +(426)- [X]<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms. They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq for an hour after I'd gone
#26718 +(403)- [X](@atarax) People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything.
#34335 +(230)- [X]<djik> does it work ?

<Scorpius> we're too lazy to test it

<djik> so we'll never know
#37353 +(259)- [X]<[ESF]Pcjoe2> who the ♥♥♥♥ is using my name?

<[ESF]Pcjoe2> wait..

<[ESF]Pcjoe2> im using my own name >.<

* [ESF]Pcjoe2 has quit IRC

<[ESF]Pcjoe> hehe:-)
#40293 +(388)- [X]<@CMX> got a speeding ticket the other day

<@CMX> and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cop

<+mootlife> how fast?

<@CMX> insulted my car

<%jdp> wtf... lol

<@CMX> 69 in a 55

<+mootlife> insulted your car?

<@CMX> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ asked if I had any dead midgets in the trunk implying I have a little car

<+mootlife> LMAO!
#44587 +(529)- [X]<wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF

<wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM

<wildkarrdex> SCREAM "I'M HIV POSITIVE"

<wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN
#46427 +(434)- [X]<crushdmb> blah

<crushdmb> I HATE EXES

* crushdmb kills all exes

<vap0r> hahaah

<vap0r> why?

<crushdmb> 'cuz my ex is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<vap0r> i thought you meant .exe
#47908 +(100)- [X]<CorinTheCobb> omg i just opened a pic of a guy blowing himself while at work :( my boss is like right behind me!
#49849 +(406)- [X]Hunting Bounties: Where can I get a ps2 emulator?

OOPRCT: from YNOS

Hunting Bounties: Where is that

Hunting Bounties: ?

OOPRCT: it's a secret company

OOPRCT: try searching on the programs called EKAF and SURIV

OOPRCT: EKAF and SURIV has the YNOS emulator

OOPRCT: DIPUTS also has it
#52546 +(226)- [X]<rev> mel has nipples like sausages

<Melissa> links or patties?
#53934 +(399)- [X]<PamelaPeaks> man my assistant is eating some weird ass sausage that smells like farts

<rooster> hrm

<dedd[afk]> yummy

<rooster> weird "ass sausages"

<rooster> or weird ass "sausages"
#55456 +(63)- [X]<Maddie46> Abs I have tried warez and its confusing

<dotcomlarry> yeah, version 1.0 was hard.
#56856 +(197)- [X]<pann> my brother was working on site and they were waiting for a ♥♥♥ cable delivery dude to drop off some cable, anyways

          he was 20 minutes late and my brothers boss goes to him 'its about time you rice eating mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥' and the

          ♥♥♥ guy comes running past 'hey ♥♥♥♥ you round eye!'
#65530 +(823)- [X]<lav> pandas are black and white, lamer

<lav> that bear is solid grey

<Zhuzhen> hey Lav, join #avaxx for a sec.

<lav> ok?

<Zhuzhen> no one in there?

<Zhuzhen> yeah, that's the room of people that care.
#68533 +(682)- [X]<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it, and it will have a caption that reads "I love you thiiisss much!"
#70296 +(242)- [X]--> Sunny ([email protected]) has joined #gtk+

<Sunny> hello every one

<Sunny> can anyone tell me waht to choose QT or GTK+
#75016 +(430)- [X]<ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General
#78844 +(-9)- [X]<Mohammad> ever wonder why zelda *always* needs rescuing? link should realize she's pretty high-maintenance

<lawnchair> Mohammad, yea but she's so damn hot! i bet that ♥♥♥♥♥ is nice and tight too
#81154 +(67)- [X]bradladuk: How wierd, people now think a .plan file is a day to day diary. What an odd world this is becoming.
#82125 +(26)- [X][ Melo-D ] If ur a girl you get to be a ♥♥♥♥♥ once a month

[ @Che ] Just once?

[ @Alison119 ] hmm like we really want that :P

[ @Che ] I think almost all the girls I've met are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all the time =p
#82130 +(327)- [X][Moe] Girl you know I like it when you climb on top

[Moe] Love muscles feel tighter than a headlock

[Moe] And you know I love the way you make the bed rock

[Moe] Take me to extasy without taking Extasy

[sp00n] You're a horrible rapper

[+LoGo] and person
#82151 +(196)- [X]<InvisableMan> [19:51] <AshleeFukala> i tried to make popcorn..

<InvisableMan> [19:52] <AshleeFukala> and i blwe up my mircowave

<InvisableMan> HOW do you blow up the microwave with popcorn?

<InvisableMan> it boggles the mind

<InvisableMan> is that even possible?

<InvisableMan> i mean, COME ON... i understand, maybe, burning the popcorn, at the most catching it on fire.. MAYBE... but.....

<InvisableMan> TO BLOW UP THE MICROWAVE???

<InvisableMan> *sigh* you humans will be the death of me.
#84556 +(316)- [X]cougah66: dude, i am so uber ♥♥♥♥♥♥

cougah66: I mean, the uberness, of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥....it boggles the mind
#88272 +(210)- [X]<eye-dee-ten-tee> is this kazaa an indian program??

<eye-dee-ten-tee> I mean the name sounds like something from arabia

<Moo> Yeah.. president of Afghanistan, Hamid Kazaa
#106579 +(271)- [X]Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.

<SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!

<novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot.

<novell> whoops. was that out loud?

<atnt> rotfl

<ibm> lol

<SCO> why r u laffin at me?

<novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.

<SCO> wtf?

<SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.

<red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.

<novell> lol

<atnt> lol

<ibm> lol

<SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!

<ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE

<SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM.

<SCO> can we do linux with you?

<SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...

<ibm> *cough*

<SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.

* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]

* SCO is now caldera[UL]

<turbolinux> can we play?

<conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.

<ibm> sure!

* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]

* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]

<ibm> redhat: you should join!

<SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.

<red_hat> haha. no.

<red_hat> lamers.

<ibm"