"#63 +(3465)- [X]<Moot> masturbatin time

<Moot> I'm livin dangerously

<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet
#324 +(179)- [X]<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?
#974 +(288)- [X]<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB

<Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB

<Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100

<D1-> where?

<D1-> ♥♥♥♥♥ where?

<Guilty> Pricewatch

<D1-> oh

<D1-> thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ generic ram
#1607 +(505)- [X]<kidjess> If you cause me problems

<tress> u will bust a cap in me ?

<kidjess> I will chop your penis off

<tress> oh my

<kidjess> and mail it to bob

<tress> oh oh oh my

<loser`> the postage on that would be like, 2 cents
#1761 +(497)- [X]<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits from return of the jedu

<MadHatter> jedi

<MadHatter> and ride mine through the woods, weaving through trees

<enex> and look like a complete tool
#2713 +(347)- [X](zoo0oop) has anyone ever been known to get frostbite from being in a data center for many hours without a hot drink?
#3066 +(418)- [X]<CactusJack> thats exeactly it...

(putnam): i lip synced rubber ducky by ernie from sesame street in literature for a project once.

(putnam): that brought the damn house down. i couldnt believe how perverted the song is

(putnam): i danced too. and got people into it. they were clapping.
#3902 +(873)- [X]<+Tre> how do I get girls to have sex with me?

<+sp00n> show them software you have written..woman go wild for that kind of stuff

<+Tre> for real? how should i show them? do I carry my laptop around and show random woman??
#4724 +(298)- [X]* spockdude rustles smoothly and gingerly

<Wyatt> spockdude: Careful, don't exhaust your vocabulary

<furan> haha
#7705 +(149)- [X]* fingle sets mode +owned Maels

* Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus
#7974 +(225)- [X]<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone?

<mogismog> lemme guess, you don't have a girlfriend?
#7980 +(283)- [X]<techzen> ♥♥♥♥ lsd

<techzen> i mean dsl
#10350 +(1133)- [X]<ignatz> You are carrying one half-empty Anchor Steam beer, a GameBoy, and an angst-filled heart.  You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company.

<zebulon_y> w

<ignatz> You fall into the Pacific Ocean.

<zebulon_y> e

<ignatz> You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. There is a dwarf here with a hat that says "QA" on it.

<zebulon_y> drink beer

<ignatz> glug.

<zebulon_y> say hello to dwarf

<ignatz> ♥♥♥♥ YOU, THAT'S MARKETING'S JOB says the dwarf. He hits you with a memo and you die.
#11715 +(261)- [X]<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed and fun, we've included slow gameplay and the ability to fall down on purpose."
#15059 +(22)- [X]<Shaolin> "HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!"

*** Quits: KP-Away (Exit: o[>_<]o)
#15361 +(250)- [X]<@dR¦> gn

<@AN¦FunG> nn

<@dR¦> nn ?

<@AN¦FunG> night night

<@dR¦> my granny used to say that

<@dR¦> are u 86 with blue hair ?

<@dR¦> :P

<@AN¦FunG> well, you are what you eat
#15686 +(35)- [X]<drGonzo> |     /%      &.&.&|

<drGonzo> | % --    )  .&&&&T|

<drGonzo> |   --       &&&@D.--

<drGonzo> |       ------- -&&&--

* drGonzo problem
#16702 +(41)- [X]<azrael69> wtf did i really start typing Oasis lyrics AGAIN?! i gotta cut back on the intoxicants
#22130 +(447)- [X]<st|ng-x> sammy try this, you have a 50/50 chance at getting very ahead...walk into boss' office and yell at him "you SICK ♥♥♥♥...gimme a promotion and a serious raise now or I'll tell your wife everything I saw" then walk out not leaving him a chance to retort
#30248 +(489)- [X]<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> theres a fatal error between the keyboard and the back of the chair

<Yomanman> Norton Crashguard had to shut downthe chair. all unsaved comfort settings have been lost

<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> hit any user to continue
#33652 +(9)- [X]<@Pooka> I READ YOU CAN GET GONERELA FROM IT
#33787 +(31)- [X]<kisama_> i think you're smoking some of that ♥♥♥♥ that causes you to love fat girls
#34242 +(186)- [X]<DouXXX> tecmo bowel was da ♥♥♥♥

<DouXXX> oppps bowl

<Diablos> tecmo bowel

<Diablos> hahaha

<DouXXX> LMFAO!

<Diablos> it certainly WOULD BE the ♥♥♥♥

<DouXXX> totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
#38491 +(17)- [X]<@Godfather_> ?? french army

<AnswerBook> french army: undefined term

<@Godfather_> lol

<@Godfather_> exactly!!!!
#40437 +(37)- [X]* beady husg plastering

<DC_Sniper> husg?

<Guilty> I wish I was plastered

<beady> its like hugs, but hornier

<kalypso> in the leg humping sorta way?.

<beady> kalypso, yes

<beady> i hold the leg

<beady> and hump like a ♥♥♥♥♥ :)

<kalypso> tmi! tmi!
#46675 +(113)- [X]<energize> either we play ghost recon or i make a lame attempt to beat off.. realize i'm too loaded and end up passing out with my ♥♥♥♥ in my hand
#51498 +(487)- [X]<meyowith> almost done cleaning my room :D

<meyowith> now to untangle my wires..

Quit: Meyowith (connection reset by peer)
#57169 +(639)- [X]<Phaze> SOME HOT CHICK

<Phaze> JUST MAILED ME

<Phaze> HER NEW PICS

<Phaze> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

<N1k1tA> me too

<N1k1tA> she also offered penis enlargement

<N1k1tA> and home loans
#59731 +(333)- [X]<Anatole> That bot was from Russia.

<Anatole> And there's a e-mail address, as well!

<Rev> Russian...so it begins...

<Anatole> And a name.

<Anatole> Eeeeeeenteresting.

<DeadSnake> so, it seems we are having a new cold war now

<RAPEAPE> yeah

<DeadSnake> but it will not be fought on our lands, or our seas, or in the air, but in our homes, on IRC

<RAPEAPE> SAQ vs SOVIETS

<Rev> They struck first, with porn-bots.  But will the americans retaliate?

<DeadSnake> WE SHALL RETALIATE

<DeadSnake> but porn-bots we won't send, but email viruses!

<Rev> Mmm macros and attachments most vile.

<DeadSnake> we will contract the best hackers that china has to offer, then we do a preemptive strike on russia with a low level version of klez

<DeadSnake> then, when their defenses are down, we do a full on retaliatory strike with a modified version of the "Love Bug" virus

<Rev> Contact CNN, they'll have to get to work on their theme music.
#70559 +(147)- [X]<Spike> I had a cook at my job ask if I wanted to go out for a beer and a bong hit today.

<Spike> I should have known to just say no when a 40 year old man who was in jail for a year says to me (age 19) "Hey, what are you doing tonight?"
#81829 +(152)- [X]h4zin: Auuuuuuuuuugh

h4zin: i got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumped. already.

h4zin: at least her T1 was firewalled, so its not like i could have gotten anything out of her anyway
#82193 +(31)- [X]<antiroach> suck me off

<TheVirus> if i could find it

<antiroach> look harder
#82808 +(780)- [X]<courtney> GOD! I hate periods!

<ken> yea ending sentences is sooooooo over rated
#88272 +(210)- [X]<eye-dee-ten-tee> is this kazaa an indian program??

<eye-dee-ten-tee> I mean the name sounds like something from arabia

<Moo> Yeah.. president of Afghanistan, Hamid Kazaa
#91656 +(150)- [X](FDSA): Someone once told me to dance like I fight...

(FDSA): all graceful and ♥♥♥♥...

(FDSA): I almost had it...

(FDSA): Then I dropped my girlfriend on her head
#91968 +(649)- [X]<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones

<DarthBong> at least then you'll be able to flip them off

<DarthBong> or hang up a porn picture over the camera

<cae> hehe...print out goatse.cx pictures and flash them to unsuspecting sales people

<DarthBong> hehe

<keetz> hahaha

<DarthBong> "hang on a sec, i can't remember where I left my credit"