"#231 +(357)- [X]<ArIck> mann

<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction

<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno
#263 +(108)- [X]<SWM> i hate your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pancakes

<SWM> i never eat them

<SWM> "♥♥♥♥ YOU EAT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PANCAKES"
#595 +(428)- [X][%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one must learn proper english and grammar

[@master-] tfu
#682 +(528)- [X]*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If

    brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.

<syx> eeeeek
#3984 +(326)- [X][11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF

[11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix

<mightyflo> that was quick.
#4757 +(24)- [X]<Guilty> Heavy petting zoo
#6661 +(315)- [X]<enrol> pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ godfather of IDM

<jj_> whats IDM

<jj_> is it

<jj_> INTENSIVE ♥♥♥♥ MAINTENANCE

<enrol> intelligent dance music

<jj_> oh

<jj_> close enough
#6780 +(217)- [X]<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!"
#7276 +(671)- [X]( Fuzzy     ) like flicking through his images dir

( Lev       ) oh i thought you said "licking"

( Lev       ) how peculiar

( Teddy     ) Lev: is there something on your mind?

( Teddy     ) you seem a little pre-occupied...

( Lev       ) wouldn't you lick to find out
#9396 +(411)- [X]<evad> speaking of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sheep..

<Vod> what would you know about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sheep? I bet you don't even know about the making the right slits in your wellington boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away?
#11321 +(560)- [X]<Maggieamac> I pray for Osama Bin Laden everynight for him to give his life to Jesus

<dendr1te> I think he's given his life to Allah.

<Maggieamac> We'll see

<Maggieamac> But I pray for him everynight before I go to sleep

<Maggieamac> :)

<dendr1te> Geez, I feel bad. I usually just masturbate before I go to sleep.

<Maggieamac> It going to be ok

<Maggieamac> Tonight I'll pray for you
#14388 +(13)- [X]<Shyster> pikachan, hentai scared me =(

<@PikaChan> well uhh

<@PikaChan> what am i supposed to do about that? :/

<@PikaChan> oh btw shy remind me to kill you later

<Shyster> k

<@PikaChan> thanks
#14983 +(639)- [X]<bring> My mom, out of the blue

<bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army

<bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people"
#22127 +(187)- [X]<Preacher> my arsehole brother has just told me he's sold me playstation ages ago

<Preacher> i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ livid

<Preacher> i've been salivating about FFVIII and now i can't play it :(

<Preacher> he better have some cash left cause he's gonna need it for the new knee caps when i do the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ little ♥♥♥♥

<Mousey> go sell his guitar preach

<Preacher> it's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guitar
#23421 +(117)- [X]<LuminousPath> somebody after with the main envi'-boy it has the recovery;) 

<LuminousPath> I have succeeded in confusing them all.

<LuminousPath> Now, in the confusion, I shall cause an overload in the main mIRC hub.

<LuminousPath> This will cause horendous bottlenecks, netsplits and profile colapses

<LuminousPath> In the confusion, I shall route all transmissions through Area 51.

<LuminousPath> This will overload their main servers, causing them to have a netsplit

<LuminousPath> I shall repeat this process thosands of times over...

<YusukeUrameshi> LuminousPath: you do not know much of IRC do you?
#27863 +(1303)- [X](@BigTruck): 'magine havin' to go to the emergency room and fill out that little questionaire paper at the beginning "description of ailment"

(@Phitz): hahahaha

(@BigTruck): i got a nerf football stuck in my hootie

*** Joins: hootie ([email protected])

(@BigTruck): :o

(@Phitz): wtf

(@BigTruck): my mind just exploded

(@Phitz): *nod*
#33375 +(568)- [X]<jestuh> What's the worse part of raping a 5yo boy?

<jestuh> Getting blood on your clown suit
#33606 +(855)- [X]<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Saber, just imagine yourself being gangbanged by moths.  This is what will happen to you if you don't behave.

<Saber> what

<Saber> I didn't do anything

<Saber> and I have a bat

<Saber> I'll fight them off

<ThisIsASentenceInANick> That's not going to help a lot.

<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Can't you just feel their tiny ♥♥♥♥♥ writhing against your skin, Saber?

<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Just straining to reach an orifice?

<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Do you like it?

<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Does it feel good?

<Saber> That's bizarre to the point that it doesn't affect me
#33729 +(30)- [X]<@PookaIN> lalalal does he loves you so.. it's in his jizz

<@PookaIN> that's where it is
#34184 +(185)- [X]<BlinkingBear> 'manipulating' is a catholic term for masturbation

<flawd_> !dict manipulation

<MarvinAndroid> - 2: the action of touching with the hands or the skillful use of
#34370 +(208)- [X]<tye>   and deref'ing is easy to remember because robots, ->[ , use simple integer indices while samuri, ->{ , have names for everything, and aliens, ->( , use functional programming
#36920 +(374)- [X]<isocat> isceald.  have you ever wondered whether there are other worlds superimposed on your own? 

<isceald> i'm not sure what you mean, iso.

<ovalteen> he's asking you if you watch star trek.
#38716 +(198)- [X]<Loopster> im acculy very smart
#40092 +(204)- [X]<Logic_BomB> scary

<Logic_BomB> my brother just corrected the spelling of analy

<Logic_BomB> and i wonder why he has only male friends at times......

<Logic_BomB> and here i was thinking all the yelling from the vents i hear is just them playing quake3
#43763 +(262)- [X]<Want3840> yes, i thought brownouts were caused by excessive use of electricity without an adequate supply

<een> i don't personally care why they happen, cuz i just know that they do

<Want3840> according to the weather channel, as you say, they happen more during storms

<Want3840> oh!

<Want3840> i figured it out

<een> YAY

<Want3840> during storms lightning strikes, and lightning uses up all the electricity!

<Want3840> duh
#45704 +(395)- [X]<Messiah> I remember what's her name

<Messiah> ok granted obviously not that well
#46517 +(325)- [X]<+The_Steel> I scored a 96% on the procrastination test

<+The_Steel> I'm not suprised

<+emul8or_> i put off the procrastination test till tomorrow
#47317 +(288)- [X]<D-BOY> how is it people can possibly find japanese people smart

<D-BOY> look at their food

<D-BOY> they can't figure out how to cook it

<D-BOY> look what they do with rice

<D-BOY> <Japanese Dude> Maybe if I roll it into a ball it will taste better!

<D-BOY> <Chinese or Mexican Guy> I'll lightly pan fry the rice and season it to perfection while adding in choice meats and vegetables to create a dish in itself

<D-BOY> <Japanese Guy> I can't figure out how to start a fire. I'll just eat my fish raw.

<D-BOY> <Chinese Guy> I'll marinate the fish in a 2:1 ratio of egg to cornstarch and fry it to add a thick breadding. Then coat it in a sauze of ginger, hot bean sazuce, and add vegetables

<MM> Maybe it's just age-old tradition...?

<D-BOY> More like age-old idiocy

<D-BOY> Idiocy is inherited from generation to generation

<D-BOY> Look at Israel and Palestine
#49326 +(178)- [X]<red_one> fear the wrath of the sexually frustrated op.
#80408 +(544)- [X]<Jude> I wish humans laid eggs

<Ringlord> UGH

<Ringlord> why would you want humans to lay eggs?

<Jude> So i can eat them
#80890 +(113)- [X]<SilverJstr> it's toonie tue"