"#59 +(946)- [X]<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car
#679 +(465)- [X]<gambit32> Would you like an orgasmic disorder?

<gargos> No... I've got homework to do.
#993 +(4020)- [X]serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?

ReDPriest:4.5 minutes

serluny:how did u do that?

ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do

that

serluny:what program

ReDPriest:download ♥♥♥♥ into your brain v3.1

serluny:how do i download it?

ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-♥♥♥♥-for-your-brain.com

serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
#996 +(486)- [X]<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet
#1227 +(1177)- [X]<brian`home> so im takin my shower

<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo

<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO

<brian`home> so i take a swig of it

<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good

<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
#1393 +(765)- [X]<Guilty> Full house has so many good leasons

<Guilty> Like, living with another man in a basement at the age of 42 does not make you gay

<Guilty> And sharing
#1899 +(354)- [X][Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner

[`michael] squirrels

[Amanda_] dude

[Amanda_] Squirrel is good
#2373 +(706)- [X]* JosephKer on 2.4.14

<Snarf> exciting ;>

<JosephKer> yup! I got my kernel down to like 600k though

<Snarf> nice ;>

<^xman^> kernels below 1 mb are for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<^xman^> kernels over 2 mb are for men

<JosephKer> hehe

<JosephKer> It's not how BIG your kernel is, it's how you use it!

<BombScare> sure...thats why girls always laugh at you when you pull out your kernel

<JosephKer> Then I set them straight with a good fsck'ing
#3800 +(336)- [X]<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead?

<Jumper> is this a trick question ?
#4479 +(994)- [X]<Khross> andy, time for the secret unix decoder handshake.

* andy sodomizes Khross

* Khross orgasms

<Khross> Okay, we can start the meeting.
#6557 +(260)- [X]<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started taking pictures of other people in thongs.
#6960 +(319)- [X]<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine!  The side effects include mild coughing.
#7814 +(1017)- [X]<[atticus]> My parents think I'm nuts. I sit on my computer most evenings laughing at the monitor. :)

<[atticus]> Then I turn it on and come here. :)
#8667 +(319)- [X]<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname.

<cryterion> "mouse"

<cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail?

<cryterion> and heard it squeak?

<cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm.

<cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!
#12937 +(282)- [X]<Dayv> Eric, you wouldn't know bad taste if it came up behind you and licked your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your mother's severed tongue.
#23347 +(299)- [X]*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')

<rhythm> what the ♥♥♥♥

<rhythm> i wanna go to his house
#27025 +(541)- [X]<bionic_6) Dude never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
#32514 +(37)- [X]·fetter· do you know how to write appedectimy

·fetter· the surgical operation

•Nt_HoleMan• i have no idea

•Nt_HoleMan• i quit school at the age of 3

•Nt_HoleMan• because all the teachers were playa hatin on me

·fetter· ???~~??!?!?!

·fetter· you dont go to school?

•Nt_HoleMan• read above
#34131 +(71)- [X]<PkLvsKimZ> well

<PkLvsKimZ> I was never a slave

<PkLvsKimZ> but I still celebrate Martin Luther King day
#34530 +(370)- [X]<Kazimierz> ♥♥♥♥ Van ♥♥♥♥

<Kazimierz> rulez j00

<nkrn> D:

<AeroBob> Indeed.

<AeroBob> D'you know that's not his real name?

<AeroBob> It used to be 'Penis van Lesbian' until he changed it 'cause he thought it wasn't suitable for showbusiness.
#48340 +(232)- [X]<Zero-Wing> i bought a game the other day and it said Win 98, Win NT and Better... so i installed it on linux
#55721 +(24)- [X]<Anthony> identical twins?

<sHyGuY> tis true.

<Kagome> we're faternal

<Kagome> thank GOD

<Anthony> FATernal?
#56320 +(353)- [X]<@arp> Importance: Normal

<@arp> INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE BY 1/4 INCH IN ONE WEEK!

<@arp> Guaranteed!!!!!!

<@arp> YAY!

<argoth> thanks for sharing

<j0ker> hell I can do that in a few seconds
#81850 +(140)- [X]<st1gg0r> they might roll back

<DooMStalK> (12:19:03 AM): Are you making some overt comment about my former occupation?

<st1gg0r> possibly

<DooMStalK> Well then I'm overtly telling you to eat ♥♥♥♥
#82109 +(142)- [X]<oz0n3> ;p

--> August8th ([email protected]) has joined #thisChan

<-- August8th has quit (QUIT: )

<Hacky> well. that was productive

<oz0n3> we know there's a party on aug 8

<Twilight> lmao

<oz0n3> just not where
#95138 +(141)- [X]<PopeCrunch> I'm trying to get funding for a series.

<PopeCrunch> The Franklin Mint set of Presidential Dumps: Only 49.95.

<PopeCrunch> This month's special: The Lincoln 'Log'.
#97834 +(294)- [X]<N1Hawk> hydro` is trying to find a good copy on kazza

<hydro`> yea

<hydro`> thats like finding a hooker who hasnt been ♥♥♥♥♥♥
#102224 +(385)- [X]<Breianna> The U.K. is adding a new stripe to its flag

<Breianna> Black, to reflect its "multiculturalism"

<whitcomb> i noticed all the blue people when i went there
#105641 +(155)- [X]<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!

* Dilandou laughs like hell

<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^

<@Dilandou> he took his top off

<@Dilandou> omfg

<@Dilandou> LMFAO

<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!
#184560 +(306)- [X]<me|sleep> Friends, let me regale you with a story of my past and enlighten you with wisdom far beyond the reach of your feeble minds...

*** Signoff: me|sleep (Excess Flood)
#193439 +(126)- [X]<Chocoboko> I wonder what things would have been like had Square stuck with Nintendo.

<DragonFogel> I doubt we'd see FFT. =P

<Soulcleaver> Imagine FF7- with all the "objectionable" and "offensive" material removed.

<Indogutsu> <Barret> You Shinra are the vermin, robbing the Planet of its dreams! And that makes you King Vermin! So hush your mouth, you... you... jackaninny!
#196421 +(212)- [X]<fudge> wow

<fudge> i am blessed

<fudge> ffx-2 AND an AOL 9.0 disc

<ShinakuTK_> ...some one gave you a AOHELL disk for a crimbo present?

<fudge> i doubt it's a xmas present

<fudge> i just get them all year then give them away at halloween to the kiddies

<ShinakuTK_> lol
#221090 +(512)- [X]<Fig_leaf> i saw this black kid the other day

<Fig_leaf> he was wearing a jersey type shirt with 'DMX - Ruff Riderz' on it.

<Fig_leaf> i asked what 'DMX' has to do with Teddy Roosevelt?

<Fig_leaf> and he hit me

<Fig_leaf> >:(
#239192 +(368)- [X]<@[LH]PeterDoug> i am answering peoples questions on private messages if anyone is interested

<@megat> ... peter you just said that to 2000 people.

<@megat> good luck.

<@[LH]PeterDoug> hang on there is too many of you

* @megat giggles

<@[LH]Sam|WORK> Peter will be here for the next 6 weeks :D

<@[LH]NeilOfDoom> there are 2600 of you

* +meeb headbutts the nearest wall

<[DWC]-Web^Douch> :)

<@[LH]ChrisB> Peter's poor computer has 2000 PM's and 5 laughing developers...
#252134 +(549)- [X]<Kyle> The band Disturbed is holding open auditions for a new bass player. That's my ticket outta this hell hole! Hey, where can I rent a bass?

<icabod> I'll lend you one

<Kyle> Ni"