"#634 +(936)- [X]<polaris> haha... mozilla rocks... I accidently clicked on horse pron on stileproject and it crashed before displaying it
#1183 +(375)- [X](notME) i have a 6 week old kitten

(notME) and my 2 year old cat raped him

(notME) shoved his feline penis in his bum

(notME) i watched it

(notME) i wasn't going to spank him

(notME) d00d no

(notME) i turned around

(notME) and he's balls are smacking my kitten in the ass

(notME) i didn't want to spank him

(notME) cuz it'd only get him off faster
#1337 +(927)- [X]<Sharkey> Bah. Searching for 'harlequin hentai' on google turns up my own page at the top of the list.

<Sharkey> This is happening me increasingly often when I go looking for stuff.
#1407 +(32)- [X]<tezorian> yeah, im going to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up paintings and ♥♥♥♥, its gonna be the coolest room ever !
#1428 +(95)- [X]<LatinKing> I was born homophobic, but i came out of the closet a long time ago when i told my family i found out that a lot of them were too!
#1455 +(271)- [X]<KMFDM> Your rank out of 1918856 total users is: 411951st place

<bocz> aha whats that for

<bocz> a beauty contest?
#1484 +(2315)- [X](SiNs-) $1,599.99

(SiNs-) $1,599.70

(SiNs-) Save $0.29

(SiNs-) wow

(SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut
#4232 +(312)- [X]<ian__> Am I gay?

<qin> yes.

<ian__> ahhhh

<ian__> i knew something wasn't quite right
#5454 +(488)- [X]«+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten?

«+ Ryutaro » I cant find anyone else thats had a dream

«+ Ryutaro » I was mashed potatoes once

«+ Ryutaro » I felt like little bits of me were being swallowed and stuff, it was weird

«+ Ryutaro » then a week later I was jello

«+ Ryutaro » but nobody ate me

«+ Ryutaro » I just stood around jiggling

«+ Ryutaro » this was when I did drugs, lol
#7159 +(52)- [X]<b|aze> i wanked my dog once

<b|aze> haha

<b|aze> i was so pissed
#7334 +(492)- [X]<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11

<NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff

<NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that ♥♥♥♥ with each other all the time

<NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers wife the same after that
#7822 +(67)- [X]* spacely sets mode: +o splurge

<splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs

<splurge> [sigh]

<splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass!

<splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom won't find them)

<spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong?  rectal storage doesnt make weed "good ♥♥♥♥"?
#7955 +(118)- [X]<weezyl> I figured I'd just fellate my students for the protein.
#14418 +(22)- [X]<ZoNeSeeK> *twists arms around, crouches on knees* GUESS WHAT ?!?

<ZoNeSeeK> aha ! ive morphed into crouching-person from standing-person
#16109 +(197)- [X]<Heinz89> just got my butt wiped FINALLY

<Heinz89> hmmm

<Heinz89> that didn't come out right :P
#16378 +(603)- [X]<kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and ♥♥♥♥, and i ordered a bud light

<kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a ♥♥♥♥
#20623 +(329)- [X][aq] i love irc quotes

[ob0t] i hate them

[ob0t] i always end up looking like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
#20978 +(1942)- [X]<rzrshrp> I want food

<NickBlasta> build more farms
#23055 +(421)- [X]<JakeStone> *shift change!*

<geo--> that's a very pretty shift, jake.

<geo--> don't think I've seen you wear that one before.

<JakeStone> thank you geo.  I got it at Macy's.

<geo--> the pearls complement it well.

<JakeStone> I'm thinking though, that the tiara is a bit much though.

<geo--> well, only because you're wearing it as a codpiece.
#26915 +(-37)- [X]<toilet2k3> im full of ♥♥♥♥

<toilet2k3> ://///////////////////
#33599 +(131)- [X]<Destruya> We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading my ♥♥♥♥ into a rented SUV coming back from school

<Destruya> And there's this van, California tags in this McDonalds we pull into

<Destruya> Ashland is only good for three things

<Destruya> Bathroom, food, gas

<Destruya> Nothing else

<Destruya> Perfect rest stop

<Destruya> Anyway, these stereotypical ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Westies are in this Central VA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ McDonalds asking for Cappucinos at 11:30 at night.

<Veen> heh, ♥♥♥♥♥.

<Destruya> Then, when the black lady at the counter recommends coffee, they ask where the nearest Starbucks is.

<Destruya> It's like, ♥♥♥♥, people - get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Coke and move on with life.

<Destruya> Caffeine is caffeine
#33746 +(17)- [X]<@trejkaz> if exists c:\porn then alert("YOU HAVE PORNO!")
#36436 +(227)- [X]<Trivbot0> What is South Korea's national dish called?

<Logic_BomB> rats

<Logic_BomB> rice

<Logic_BomB> children
#47583 +(169)- [X]<@nik0li> SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.

<@nik0li> Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

<@prence_> ♥♥♥♥, ill eat my own man-juice if it will help me lose 30 pounds!
#51996 +(175)- [X]Joe Fox : you know in multiplayer FPS', how in multiplayer their names go above their heads

Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : yeah

Joe Fox : they need that in real life

Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : LOL

Joe Fox : and you know how you can veiw peoples pings

Joe Fox : well, life needs that too, but for IQ not ping

Darth_Bowser : ♥♥♥♥

Darth_Bowser : most of the IQs would be very low

Joe Fox : and life needs respawning too

Darth_Bowser : =P

Joe Fox : damnit, life needs to be a FPS

Darth_Bowser : heh

Darth_Bowser : that would be amusing

Joe Fox : where i have like a "cable" brain and everyone else has "56k" brains

Darth_Bowser : *cough* =P

Joe Fox : and you have a 128k brain
#54046 +(432)- [X]<MY2K> can you hear me? :P

<TheDingo> no

* MY2K has left #8-bit.theater

* MY2K has joined #8-bit.theater

<TheDingo> still can't hear you

* MY2K has left #8-bit.theater
#56752 +(271)- [X]<DildoDaggins> isn't this a great hobbit porno name?
#58505 +(434)- [X]<StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'. they really dont target this ♥♥♥♥ well do they, I DONT HAVE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOB
#60105 +(326)- [X]«[LoKiX] » jesus IIS takes FOREVER to install

« vip_ib » What is Jesus II? is it a roleplayin game?

« vip_ib » FPS?

<azzkicker> lmao
#71269 +(288)- [X]<@red_solar> ircN[moo]/boxstats: [uptime: 2w 23h 36m 42s record: 2w 23h 38m 43s]

<@shawn> 12:41AM  up 33 days,  5:21, 1 user, load averages: 0.01, 0.00, 0.00

<@red_solar> Uptime for redsolar-unix.mchsi.com (OpenBSD 3.2): 5:38PM up 26 days, 22:55, 0 users, load averages: 1.07, 1.09, 1.08

<@SQFreak> uptime(win2k): win(1d 22h 53m 17s) serv(21m 14s) today(4h 45m 6s) xirc(30m 1s) best(1d 22h 53m 4s)

< m0use> i think my workstation is up 47 now

<+[nobong]> Linux nebula 2.4.18-14 #1 Wed Sep 4 13:35:50 EDT 2002 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux

<+[nobong]>   6:13pm  up 33 days, 20:07,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

<@shawn> darn [nobong], beat me :P

<@Tecky> stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ ... stop with the my ♥♥♥♥ is bigger cuz i got a longer uptime bs

<@Tecky> =-]

< m0use> its not about size.. its about how long you keep it up
#73043 +(173)- [X]<JustinW> My girlfriend says Shaft sucks.

<Sigma> JustinW: maybe she just isn't doing it right.
#73185 +(876)- [X]<Pac>: When we were watching The Bourne I"