"#1276 +(697)- [X]<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl.

<meretrix> even if she's a guy.
#2053 +(377)- [X]<Gwar> u might as well be holding your penis if you're using a joystick in quake
#2589 +(343)- [X][Zammo] missee, humans are the only species that do it front on

[Zammo] so over a long time, females evolved boobs

[Zammo] because it matched the attractive effect of a good looking arse
#3254 +(126)- [X](Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass

(kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me farting in your direction.
#4186 +(51)- [X]<Anton> for a guess you had a ♥♥♥♥ day at work as usual?

<Alexander> just boring

<Anton> ever actually had a good day at work?

<Alexander> well ok boring and ♥♥♥♥
#4457 +(411)- [X]<phubuh> WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS

<phubuh> I JUST DOWNLOADED SoF2 AND IT WAS BLACK&WHITE

<phubuh> OH I KNOW I'LL NAME IS SOF2 SO MORE PEOPLE DOWNLOAD FROM ME AND USE MY BANDWITH OR HEY WAIT A MINUTE

<Katana> I tried downloading Harry Potter and got Ancient Secrets of Asian Sex
#5269 +(490)- [X]<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS
#7200 +(544)- [X]<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful!

<zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom.

<zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in..

<barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥. LEAVE ME HERE.
#10945 +(232)- [X]<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it

<@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on

<@oak> its me

<@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine
#11720 +(35)- [X]*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm)

<pot-♥♥♥♥> hah I scared the ♥♥♥♥ off

<pot-♥♥♥♥> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy!

<Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom.

<pot-♥♥♥♥> not her face at least

<pot-♥♥♥♥> normally its covered by a burlap sack
#13887 +(223)- [X]<BlackNovember> Yesterday when I woke up I found my missing Borknagar CD under my pillow.

<WinterDemon> Yeah, that's the "♥♥♥ residue on your hand fairy"s way of repaying you for the left over man juice on your hand after you finished beating off and passed out with your hand under the pillow.

<BlackNovember> Whoa, so if i jerk off tonight and put my hand under my pillow, I'll wake up with a Rotting Christ album under it?

<WinterDemon> Yes, but not the album with a bonus disc, that would be too greedy
#15699 +(537)- [X]<outcaste> Mr Gates donated $38 million to aids research?>

<brian2> yeah, outcaste, he wants windows to be the only deadly disease

  affecting millions
#17270 +(124)- [X]<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings with dc running

<NickBlasta> as it should be

<RatBreath> so i close dc until im done

<NickBlasta> to think, after this I'll have nothing queued from you

<RatBreath> ....

<RatBreath> you've been one of my slots for what? a month?

<NickBlasta> :)

<RatBreath> this will be strange

<RatBreath> and liberating
#17915 +(50)- [X]<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge

<incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know

<Algorithms> say pig ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bastard while holding your tounge .. it sounds like .. pig ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bastard
#18909 +(311)- [X]<jade> don't become one of them

<jade> geeks = evil

<jade> except as sex slaves.

*** jade was kicked by Pita (be nice to geeks. They make IRC possible.)
#21172 +(129)- [X]<Petruchio> You know... if Disney had named their new movie Lilo & Patch, I'd probably have gone to see it.
#26543 +(74)- [X]< Rubicant> sorry...its been a strange week

< ShellGh0st> -week +life
#36205 +(190)- [X]<Synonymet> !google kiss me where i pee or you'll get my wang in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<sx> 9 results for "kiss+me+where+i+pee+or+you'll+get+my+wang+in+your+♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"

<maUru> wow

<maUru> nice

<hardlined> haha
#36720 +(20)- [X]<AimBot|Sleep> guys this is insane

<AimBot|Sleep> i have spent 14 hours on one drawing

<rambo> what is it a drawing of?

<AimBot|Sleep> a hallway

<AimBot|Sleep> booooooooooooring

<AimBot|Sleep> 14 mouther ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours

<rambo> why does it take you 14 hours to draw a drawing of a hallway?

<Captain_Ron> thats more time than ive spent drawing my entire life
#41607 +(239)- [X]<Samus> With some minor manipulation, I can make my uncircumcised penis look like Birdo from Super Mario 2
#43330 +(224)- [X]*** bflyblue ([email protected]) has joined #gothik

<bflyblue> identify d

*** bflyblue has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by Jezebel)))

<Jezebel> *blink*

<Jezebel> omigod

<Jezebel> hahahahha

*** Jezebel is now known as Wither

<Wither> no one say a thing :)
#43343 +(220)- [X]<@kmad> yah im switching majors

<@mr420> so whats your new major

<@kmad> English

<@mr420> yuch

<@ChAmP> o.O

<@mr420> from what

<@kmad> cpsc

<@kmad> so boring and stupid

<@ChAmP> english is boringer
#46145 +(250)- [X]equate976: omg

equate976: never

equate976: ever

equate976: no matter what

equate976: ever

equate976: use the soap and washcloth method

equate976: it feels like i jus beat it with some fiberglass insulation
#46784 +(32)- [X]Dr SpaZZo: I started getting down to it and then my room lit on fire.

TwilightKnight00: if your computer overheats and combusts and you run to another computer to tell people about it..... you might be a junkie
#49814 +(159)- [X]<LinuxWolf> I love my stuffed tux

<RichiH> LinuxWolf: as long as you don't love-stuff your tux...
#50767 +(907)- [X]<hazza-> there was a young vampire named mable 

<hazza-> who's periods where really quite stable 

<hazza-> and every full moon

<hazza-> she'd get out a spoon

<hazza-> and drink herself under the table

<|iCARUS> sick bastard

<|iCARUS> i like it tho :0
#52677 +(-5)- [X]<pReM> my brother learnt me how to wank
#54760 +(461)- [X]<DarkLich> DarkLich had his first homosexual encounter =(

<DarkLich> It was horrid. I'm not 100% straight.

<DarkLich> NOW

<DarkLich> NOW. I said NOW 100% straight.
#73184 +(680)- [X]<B-Love>:  Where the ♥♥♥♥ did all the forks go?

<Fect>:  I ate them.

<B-Love>:  Why the ♥♥♥♥ did you eat a fork?

<Fect>: What, you've never had the urge to eat plastic-ware?

<B-Love>:  YES, BUT I DON'T EAT THE LAST ONE!
#85446 +(544)- [X]<DemonEater> "This is Pearl Jam.  This is Jesus.  This is Pearl Jam on Jesus.  Please, say no to Creed"
#86054 +(90)- [X]<+{R3D}Hurricane> Fly Delta. Cause everyone else is bankrupt.
#96038 +(-456)- [X]<QBiT> What happens wen all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥s are standing on the moon ?

<QBiT> Then the problem is finally solved :P
#101690 +(849)- [X]<Potato> This guy I work with made the mistake of telling me about his whole idea of saving himself for marriage

<Potato> But it went something along the lines of "I don't wanna die young, 'cause the longer I'm married, the more sex I'll get"

<Potato> I destroyed his little world by asking the only married guy in the store how much sex he gets, to which he replied, "Well, I've got one son, but I'll be damned if I remember how that happened"
#106446 +(207)- [X]<navi> HELLO, MY NAME IS ASHLEIGH, AND I AM REAL.

<Chibi-Usa> HELLO

<Chibi-Usa> MY NAME IS CHIBI

<Chibi-Usa> AND I AM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION

<Frostuman_The_White> HELLO

<Frostuman_The_White> MY NAME IS FROSTUMAN THE WHITE 

<navi> and you are going to take over Middle Earth

<Frostuman_The_White> AND I AM AN ALCO---I'M GOD! YES! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!
#157116 +(363)- [X]<phluid> I won't progr"