"#795 +(283)- [X]<conceited> in exactly two days i'll be packeting whoever talks ♥♥♥♥ to me.
#853 +(495)- [X]<hypr> 0h ♥♥♥♥ ash

<hypr> yer roommate is offened by women?

<hypr> haw he am gay

<hypr> j00 have sex wit em?

<hypr> ash dat page am mad sl0w

<Ash> Yah.

<brazemore> hypr was taught defunct english as a child.
#3779 +(518)- [X]<nitrifik_> black chicks scare me :|

<Slant> nitrifik_: There are scary black chicks and then there are the amazing ones.

<nitrifik_> Slant: yeah, I know, but how often do I actually see the amazing ones "IRL"?

<nitrifik_> Never!

<Slant> nitrifik_: I'm sorry, once again, where do you live? ;-)

<nitrifik_> Slant: SWEDEN
#4134 +(370)- [X]<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are younger than me, does not make me a pedophile

<Scofco> it makes me borderline pedophile
#5389 +(29)- [X]<noj> i hate when my wang pokes out the bottom of my jeans
#6914 +(54)- [X]<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that was soaked in ♥♥♥, rolled around in encheladas, and put in a freezer for an hour.
#8347 +(163)- [X]<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation
#8830 +(948)- [X]<pr0k> I could do it when I was like 15, however, the pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on my penis was completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth.
#10480 +(351)- [X]<Encapsulate> So

<Encapsulate> I was going to say you should name thechild the next word I

heard over the cube walls.

<Encapsulate> Unfortunatly, the next word I heard was "Auschwitz"
#10504 +(-5)- [X]<jej> i want to get down lower than atlantis.
#11212 +(511)- [X]<arckbar> I was putting in a new sound card, and I accidently ejaculated all over the inside my computer. Now my computer won't turn on. Any advice on what I should do?

<arckbar> Basically I blanked, I was putting in the card, and when I came to, there was ♥♥♥ all inside the machine, and my computer wouldn't work
#14202 +(403)- [X]<flee> fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to

<flee> suffering, suffering leads to ice cream.

<mrg> mmmm, ice cream

<6> ice cream leads to fat, fat leads to jazzercise, jazzercise

<6> leads to SUFFERING

<mrg> yay the cycle of ice cream is complete!
#14648 +(18)- [X]<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him flash this...
#15686 +(35)- [X]<drGonzo> |     /%      &.&.&|

<drGonzo> | % --    )  .&&&&T|

<drGonzo> |   --       &&&@D.--

<drGonzo> |       ------- -&&&--

* drGonzo problem
#16590 +(322)- [X]<setuid_w00t> KT: and you act like you're six

<KT> setuid_w00t: how else is a 21 yr old supposed to act like?!

<setuid_w00t> don't ask me, I'm only 20
#22814 +(489)- [X]<Staunchy> wet suits are cool..... i lost 3 pints of fluid today

<Sureshot^> lol

<Sureshot^> they're class for cold sea

<Sureshot^> and avoiding jellyfish stings

<Staunchy> no I mean girls in wetsuits
#24749 +(36)- [X]<Locke> WinAmp 3 sucks, well it rules cept I keep getting errors
#25572 +(52)- [X]<unknown> A Blow Job Is Better Then No Job...
#27489 +(162)- [X]<damocles> one day...tv will be nothing but "when good pets go bad 27" and porn
#29841 +(593)- [X]<Jim> WOAH, HUGE STORY FROM FOX NEWS

<Jim> KIDS WHO DRINK ARE MORE LIKELY TO HAVE SEX

<Frinky> WOW

<Frinky> I never would have guessed that

<Swimguy37> no kiddin

<Jim> It's almost as shocking as their "there are perverts on the internet" story
#33739 +(177)- [X]<@evZzZz> i'm watching joe dirt in spanish now

<@PookaZzZz> JOSE DIRT?
#35761 +(1249)- [X]<+starry_eyed_surprise> why do girls have to have a pic to be proven female??

<@Storm_Queen> Because this is the internet.

<@Storm_Queen> Unless proven otherwise, you are a 50yr old man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your penis in the other.
#35930 +(553)- [X]<MystrsPP2> Happiness is like a pineapple

<MystrsPP2> it hurts you on the outside

<MystrsPP2> and is yellow on the inside
#36842 +(319)- [X]<MSminion> /msg $*.net a/s/l

<MSminion> Let's see how many death threats I can get.
#38354 +(945)- [X][Rascal] : Well, ♥♥♥♥ angelicon, he's weird

[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb

[@djjason] : Agreed

[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes

* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit

[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon]

[@Unknown_Source] : ...
#47103 +(370)- [X]<xjeff> ya'll want to see how fast I can type?

<Cereus> not really

<Cereus> i'd be more interested in seeing how correctly you can type

<xjeff> me dont know wat u tlkin bout

<xjeff> .........

<Cereus> I, don't, what, you, talking, about

<Cereus> congratulations. one word correct
#50940 +(118)- [X]<Sn1p3r> Transferred 75 files totaling 3.41 GB in 01:20:20 (751.53 KBps)

<Sn1p3r> man, thats a lot of ♥♥♥♥

<[Piratez]> be sure to flush

<[Piratez]> get a plunger while ur at it, i doubt 3.41gb will go down in one flush
#52512 +(248)- [X]harleyb: we're not dumb like that up in canda

harleyb: and we can also spell our countrie's name

harleyb: and use proper everything

harleyb: *country's
#54933 +(230)- [X]*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to

<Kur0Tenshi> We're masturbating to erotic asian art.

<Asmodeus> Is that a clever way of saying "Jerking off to hentai" :)?

<Kur0Tenshi> Bingo. :]
#75792 +(119)- [X]<puttputt> Who thinks this would taste ok? Spaghetti sauce comprising of mince meat, condensed tomato soup, some water, onions, garlic

* Robzy has no idea...

<puttputt> neither do I.. but it might be alright.. oh, I got veggies too so I'll throw them in as well.

<orlock> sounds fine to me

<orlock> actually, that sounds damn nice

<orlock> i'm hungry now

<orlock> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#83455 +(933)- [X]<aberration> I hear they opened a wal-mart in china.... i can imagine the people who shop there... "Hey I just made that yesterday !"
#85873 +(351)- [X]<JesterX> am i lagged or are you all jackin off?
#98398 +(1067)- [X]<RatingsQ> WHOA I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE

<RatingsQ> d00d what if you had this dude, typing on IRC...

<RatingsQ> but if he falls below 55 words per minute, dalnet explodes?
#99315 +(262)- [X]<Seed> I had to remove one of toastt's organs once.. because he didn't pay attention

<md`> i see

<Supachikn> which organ?

<Supachikn> his skin?

<Supachikn> pancreas?

<Supachikn> appendix!

<Seed> Supachikn: a 1967 Hammond organ
#105332 +(371)- [X](Lestat): I wish you didn't agree with me.

(Lestat): It makes me think I might be wrong.
#143587 +(144)- [X]<pantsme> guys, give me ways the govt influences your life daily

<pantsme> i need 3 more

<Novasol> what do you have already?

<grendy> increased taxes due to multiple simultaneous wars, and slightly lower gas price3s thanks to stolen oil?

<grendy> or should i just shut up? my head hurts

<pantsme> i got the basics i just need a few others

<pantsme> make stuff up

<grendy> predator

<GoatLord> how about: They make laws that say I can't beat that stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a tire iron.

<redsleep> reading my thoughts through major league baseball

<grendy> uh, the illuminati, the skull & crossbones, the magestic twelve?

<pantsme> nice

<pantsme> askin this on irc was dumb

<pantsme> :D

<GoatLord> you think?
#146993 +(214)- [X]* Trust is back from "" (Away for 32330secs (08:58:50))

<elDiablo> O_O

* Trust is away "Upgrading Away Script" at Monday September 15th 2003 05:07:44pm GMT
#164514 +(1048)- [X]<dnc> yesterday ivana had some friends over, and they were flicking through the tv channels, and accidentally hit the"