"#765 +(1098)- [X]Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the

only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

                -- Wernher von Braun
#806 +(448)- [X]<Snots> If someone don't send me a rom I'll use ping!
#848 +(128)- [X]<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe their ass

<ck3k> that must be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trial

<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do that
#2585 +(511)- [X]<Lepper_> didn't reppy say he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a banana peel once

<wild-> Lepper_: that was me

<wild-> u heat it in the microwave

<SYch0> wtf
#2702 +(216)- [X](wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called "mountain dew mouth"

(wd) in which your teeth are just fugly
#3194 +(444)- [X]<dot> one sex

<dot> eek

<dot> sec

<dot> damn that typo

<Alexander> sure

<Waldo> paging doctor freud...

<Waldo> paging doctor freud...
#3200 +(591)- [X]<_ry0suke_> My dad has no nuts

<Deathwinter> Really?

<_ry0suke_> OOPS, I meant my cat
#4203 +(152)- [X]<zeron> :))))))))))

<ckx> that looks like icewizard smiling

<ckx> all 50 chins
#4916 +(7110)- [X]<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic
#8080 +(416)- [X]<z_evil1> what would be the good of a 3m dong? apart from the fact that you could only use the tip of it, not even that if it was in proportion, it would be reeeeal easy to get damaged, you'd have lag problems with sensations along it's length, and it would make you pass out upon erection :P

<z_evil1> mind you, you might be able to hang yourself with a 3m dong

<z_evil1> imagine that for a front page headline

<Bug> tie it round.. get an erection.. it'll do all the work..

<z_evil1> "IRC addicted freak hangs self with genitals"
#8093 +(424)- [X]<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD

<LR|seksiwidow-> why the hell not?

<Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time?
#10928 +(50)- [X]<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything

<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig

<thePoizon> hehe

<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again

<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?

<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter
#11784 +(501)- [X]<Dunrick> My iq is 20/20
#13621 +(223)- [X]<Mort-Hog> Is 'clenches' spelt right?

<Flirbnic> No, it's 'headphones'.
#14692 +(237)- [X]<ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random victims houses, goes into their bedrooms, and screams "DON'T WAKE UP" in their faces while they sleep. The wake up, see him, and they die of fright

<ShoeFlip6058>: I would cast Christopher Walken as the killer

<Claypeople>: Dude, if i saw christopher walken in person I'd die of fright

<Jenova>: He's a scary mofo
#17172 +(1195)- [X]* C|3avag3 has quit IRC (Quit: Wh0 Am |? U sure u wanna know? If somebody told u i was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied! This is my gift! It is my curse! Who am |? |'m Spider-Man!!!)

<Seaker> And lamest quit message of the day goes to C|3avag3

* Att|tude^ has quit IRC (Quit: I can't go on, I know not what to do, My heart is worn, I feel as If I'm through, Please believe in me. 'Cause what I need is for you.... To believe in me.)

<Seaker> Woah, tough competition today ... I think today we'll have to call it a draw.

* Love-snack has quit IRC (Quit: Quit playing games with my heart cause baby you're breaking my heart , I LOVE YOU FOREVER XXX)

<Seaker> *DING DING* WE HAVE A WINNER!!
#25778 +(527)- [X]<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY

<kisama_> I <3 YOU

<Swish> you "less than three" him?

<kisama_> please.

<kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx

<kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.

<Swish> apparently not that hardcore.

<Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.

<kisama_> well E> is flat

<Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...

<Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.

<kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART

<kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS

<kisama_> weirdo.
#29660 +(157)- [X]([Locutus]) wait a minute..here we have its in my enbglsi dictionary.." Scrimp, 'prawn "

([Locutus]) know it now?

(@Wagoo) yaw

(@Wagoo) I look at prawn on the net all the time

(@Wagoo) I hate when they ask for your credit card details though :/
#31158 +(166)- [X]billabOng > i wonder if red dr. pepper will counteract blue pepsi
#31891 +(203)- [X]<tester> what did I miss?

<maklic> well

<maklic> i was just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AdrameleK's momma

<maklic> other than that nothing much

<tester> send the log
#34551 +(31)- [X]<Averox> and I'm about to shove my fist through someone's head. Begins with an "L" and ends with a "ordship"
#36416 +(248)- [X]<Kris> Gay men, after diamonds, are a girl's best friend
#36557 +(214)- [X]<ljlane> I need to do a non-greedy scan on a few gigs of data for a pattern containing hex and some text. Ideas?

<RichiH> ljlane: suicide?
#38380 +(486)- [X]<Argent-> Call a few adoption agencies asking for a hot 17 year-old girl with a birthday coming up, and they start with the suppoenas.
#53083 +(574)- [X](doggie^): i remember using morpheus ages back

(doggie^): everytime i searched for something i would get !!!!!!!!preteen sex piss ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ animals ......................... .avi

(doggie^): was very annoying

([olly]): lol

(slippy^): yeh :/

(slippy^): that movie sucked
#56748 +(175)- [X]<TonicBH> [Tonic Hedgehog's mIRC Software] - [Windows XP Uptime: 2wks 1day 19hrs 43mins 24secs] - [mIRC v6.02 Uptime: 4days 11hrs 31mins 40secs]

<TonicBH> O_O

<TonicBH> 15 days ;/

<TonicBH> ph33r :/

<Sep> wtf

<Sep> turn your damn computer off
#57198 +(383)- [X]<ecs> i heard ass and i came as fast as i could

<ecs> oh man...

<ecs> i just realized how terrible that sounded
#57603 +(22)- [X]<kisama> !speedtest

<orge> computer speed is 1125Mhz

<claws03> lurking at 1364Mhz

<SantaJes> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1915Mhz

<kisama> ticks: 148mhz

<kisama> yeah.

<kisama> fear me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<orge> huh?

<orge> ticks?

<orge> i dont know whats lamer ticks or that 148 mhz
#58970 +(464)- [X]<Mich> do you call a drinking fountain thing a water fountain or a bubbler?

<Mystiq> who the ♥♥♥♥ would call it a bubbler

<Mich> it must be a regional thing

<Mich> everyone here says bubbler

<Mystiq> yeah well your state voted bush
#75203 +(175)- [X]<c0k3> sigh.. so many ppl using aim has forced me to get it.. and im actually starting to like the notices of them going offline n such.. im actually starting to like a portion of an aol product.. someone come over to my house right now.. bring a gun..
#77183 +(178)- [X]<DrSuse> i remember when no one knew of limp bizkit

<@`2L_Flashing> the good old days?

<+Ford[Gone]> wish it'd stayed that way

<DrSuse> that ruled :(
#81916 +(608)- [X]<[FYAD]Chem-Commando> hey guys

<[FYAD]Chem-Commando> a man with dark skin just picked up my television and went out the door

<C_Cardigan> reparations for slavery

<C_Cardigan> not a thing you can do
#86009 +(364)- [X]<morn> I'm gonna be a pimp, yo! It'll be off da hizzle fashizzle, knowwhatimsayin'?

<Gabe> It's sad when white people try to talk like black inner city people. It's doubly sad when those white people are European. :P

<morn> Now, don't be hatin'!
#88828 +(149)- [X]<M^tt> home made pr0n r0x

<[OCS]eXistenZ> this is true

<[OCS]eXistenZ> unless u r on your own :-\
#96309 +(884)- [X]<Sonecor> How do you shut down someone else's computer?

<^Kitari^> You"