"#250 +(-23)- [X]n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe

e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle?

n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe
#463 +(915)- [X]"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly,

flat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to

intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States."

   The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
#787 +(225)- [X](Guilty) Fionna's body is similar to that of a 13 year old boy in Etheopia
#1392 +(176)- [X][maff] hyper is the little snack cake that could
#1604 +(570)- [X]<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach

<Prence> i meant to say couch
#3334 +(388)- [X]<lan_rover> i hate reruns.

<DAL9000> as do i

<lan_rover> i wish the tv stations would just say: "We're sorry.. we have nothing new to show you.. so please go do something productive."
#3679 +(527)- [X]*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth

<fr33b1rth> ♥♥♥♥...

<fr33b1rth> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#4376 +(738)- [X]<Petr> I was at work and I drove by a group of Amish people in an electric cart full of computer equipment. I've never been given such an evil eye by so many people at once before.
#4779 +(588)- [X]<Lucent> i'm just about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework

<Lucent> without giving a picture
#5729 +(1116)- [X]<Lord-Data> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

<Lord-Data> why the ♥♥♥♥ would i wanna pick up a corpse when im on 10% health, theres a minigun in front of me and im under fire

<Lord-Data> when i push use i wanna use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun, not ♥♥♥♥ the damn corpse
#11892 +(393)- [X]<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.

<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOCTOR."
#15046 +(169)- [X]<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than firewall.

<Dzarg> lol :)))

<Dzarg> I could almost make that my quit message.

<Gazhag> oh, what's so funny in that? It's better than firewall, isn't it?
#15073 +(211)- [X]* Suzuran managed to make KDE change all of the text and error messages (even the ones in shell windows) to Japanese.

<kinzillah> Suzuran: can you read them though?

<Suzuran> kinzillah: Hell no. ^_^
#17179 +(13)- [X]<Zanshin> Ignitor: you have to be on malt liquor to fully appreciate it. To the average american negro, slightly buzzed on malt liquor and dazed by the media stimulus of sports and bigscreen TV.. The phone, and the ability to communicate, even in the typical monosyllables of the subculture, is a complete novelty. Thus, the "wazzup" commercial represents the wonder and happiness that a group of young negroes finds in using the technology
#17728 +(316)- [X]<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred

<Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer again
#20347 +(409)- [X]<claybats|work> yay, now it says wb to everyone on my users list :)

* placido|working has left #MTFN

* placido|working has joined #MTFN

<claybats|work> wb placido|working

<placido|working> wb placido|working

<claybats|work> see?

<placido|working> Thanks claybats.... didn't know you cared. :D

<Cancel_Man> he doesn't- that's why he made a script that does
#26357 +(267)- [X]*** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.'

(@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs

(@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them?

(@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot man, seriously.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes.

(@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor?

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it.
#34188 +(39)- [X]<El_Duderino> Baby loves me, yes yes she does.

<El_Duderino> HUH!

<DevonCase> ♥♥♥♥ you.

<El_Duderino> ...

<El_Duderino> Accept Neil Diamond into your life.

<Al_Koholic> Dear God!

<El_Duderino> No, Neil Diamond.

<El_Duderino> God cannot come through in the clutch and cure my illness.

<Al_Koholic> Is your illness by any chance being straight and he's curing it by making you gay?
#34232 +(652)- [X]<dj_goddess> Hey Nyph, how'd the exams go?

<Nyphur> What exams?....

<Nyphur> Oh, THOSE exams. ;)

<Nyphur> ♥♥♥♥... Those exams....
#38085 +(430)- [X]<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
#43310 +(265)- [X]<AlbinoEatpod> You both need to get MSN, so we can have multi-user chats.
#45112 +(407)- [X]<`KArmA> and now, an Ode to Redhat 8, in free verse

<`KArmA> I heard that you were cool

<`KArmA> I read the reviews which said you were

<`KArmA> I downloaded your isos and burned you to CD

<`KArmA> The install was beautiful

<`KArmA> You loaded just fine

<`KArmA> But your network configuration sucked and you lied to me about my soundcard

<`KArmA> Then you wouldn't update your software like you said you would

<`KArmA> you lied repeatedly to me about my kerberos 5 libraries

<`KArmA> the sound still won't work despite your assurances

<`KArmA> and I'm left rage hating you, your company, the development community that spawned you and Linus Torvalds himself

<`KArmA> ♥♥♥♥ you Red Hat 8, if you are the example of what Linux Desktops are supposed to bbe

<`KArmA> then I will continue to use OpenBSD

<`KArmA> . . .

<`KArmA> thank you

* JaG cheers

<phr0work> hehe

<phr0work> that was pretty nice karma

<DesScorp> ha ha ha ha

<`KArmA> see? poetry does not suck r0b

<`KArmA> it just has to hit you in the right spot

<phr0work> hehe

<`KArmA> and if anyone posts that to bash.org I'm going to jam my Redhat 8 install CDs up your ass sideways

<DesScorp> you could've just done a Haiku......"Red Hat sucks my ♥♥♥♥......OpenBSD rolls over the penguin......As I shave Linus Torvald's Mother's back"
#48893 +(1344)- [X]< froggie> how frequently do chest infections kill asthmatics?

< punchcard> no more than once i would guess
#49329 +(315)- [X]<Ronwe> when I signed onto IRC I didn't expect to be involved in sodomy

<Ronwe> or incest....

<Ronwe> or be enjoying it....
#50630 +(292)- [X]<NuttO> 'I went to a movie last night and saw a marquee for [Eight Crazy Nights]: "EIGHT CRAZY ♥♥♥" 10:30.'
#52022 +(331)- [X]redpoint13: brb

MoRgAn4978: k

redpoint13: back

MoRgAn4978: that was fast

redpoint13: yea i pee in a bucket near my desk
#55602 +(19)- [X]<Morstis> The oath of celibacy in the church only means the priest can secretly sodomize young boys instead of having open intercourse with women.
#56536 +(397)- [X]<Zak-> she's cute as

<Zak-> somebody find her for me

<Agrajag> are you crazy? i thought females were just things people made up on the internet

<Octane> There's only two types of females: *.jpgs and *.gifs.
#72873 +(362)- [X]<Ludious> I think it's delightfully ironic that the"