"#202 +(721)- [X]<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average

<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)

<X15> there are ppl in texas?
#543 +(430)- [X]<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to ♥♥♥♥ her.

* freeweed kix Daemon's dog

* DaemoN_ ♥♥♥♥♥ her

<smcn> ♥♥♥♥♥ who? your dog?
#1082 +(364)- [X]<MadHatter> I'm getting pretty sick of black and white

<MadHatter> there's just too much to manage

<MadHatter> it's probably a really good game for people who don't already have jobs

<blazemore> maybe i should play then
#2090 +(87)- [X]<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite and ♥♥♥♥, and look in the mirror and kinda jerk off a little then, go to sleep?
#3017 +(337)- [X]<TurboRout> i saw some of my high school friends when i got put in rehab
#3158 +(237)- [X]<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on
#5611 +(576)- [X]<+straylight> Limp Bizket stole their music from black people... but black people were going to throw it away anyway.
#5770 +(331)- [X]<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize.

<JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch ♥♥♥♥.

<dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere.
#7113 +(13)- [X]<@AgentAce> and I'm gonna get a pair of those new female shoes

<@AgentAce> because they got soul

<@AgentAce> err sole
#7463 +(57)- [X]<tris> why did someone stick an altoid in your cd player?

<furyoujin> tris, we were having phun and he got a lil overexcited
#7724 +(112)- [X]<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games?

<Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and  you'll have the game play evperience of your life...or death
#8251 +(380)- [X]<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment???

<shagman> fart jokes rock

<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example

* shagman farts on IEatChildren
#14953 +(245)- [X]<TsB-Thuggish> i hate it when you can't explain what i mean
#18450 +(224)- [X]<carcoal> what's a good car?

<carcoal> truck or sub

<jitspoe> sumbarines are usually good cars, carcoal
#21346 +(499)- [X]<ChaB`s> Santa Claus hates you.

<LordReavr> he doesn't, he gives me presents.

<ChaB`s> no he doesn't.

<ChaB`s> that's not santa at all.

<LordReavr> you're just jealous because all you get is lumps of coal.

<ChaB`s> hey, I'm prepared for an energy crisis, man
#21947 +(792)- [X]<SONIA420> DO U KNOW HOW TO HACK HOTMAIL ACAOUNTS

<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> NO.

<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> AND ALTHOUGH THIS MAY APPEAR TO BE A NON-SEQUITUR

<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR MUM.
#22068 +(261)- [X]<Mephistol> irn

<Mephistol> burn in hell

<Mephistol> i went to http://legionofgimps.apt103.net/images/

<Mephistol> and my mom came in

<Mephistol> and it had 'GAY PORN GAY PORN' etc all over the screen

<Mephistol> its not a problem, if your parents dont think you're gay

<Mephistol> my parents think i'm gay

<Mephistol> and i imagine this didn't help

<irn> ahahah
#22088 +(0)- [X]<Glitch> i need to disconnect soon anyway

<Glitch> so bye for now

<MK> bye

<MK> Live and Learn!

<Glitch> and then get luvs?
#30133 +(546)- [X]<devoid> we should have a "bring your parents on irc" day
#33705 +(551)- [X]<@drauh> nothing a small dose of real live cara won't help

<@caraliss> why, you presumptive malaysian particle smasher!

<@drauh> you can smash my particles any time

<@drauh> conjugate my verbs

<@drauh> fsck my hard drive

< AgtDaleCo> dangle your participle?

< curvygurl> parse your sentences

<@drauh> integrate me by parts

<@caraliss> hee

<@drauh> ♥♥♥♥ me in the ass

<@drauh> oh, wait
#34242 +(186)- [X]<DouXXX> tecmo bowel was da ♥♥♥♥

<DouXXX> oppps bowl

<Diablos> tecmo bowel

<Diablos> hahaha

<DouXXX> LMFAO!

<Diablos> it certainly WOULD BE the ♥♥♥♥

<DouXXX> totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
#34482 +(31)- [X]HH|Strop- BBC1 has been rabbiting for 5 hours about it [the queens mum dying]

HH|Strop- I mean, if there ain't this much fuss when I die, I'm complaining!

HH|Strop- No wait....

HH|Strop- I can't

HH|Strop- I would be dead
#36122 +(45)- [X]<v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has a REALLY good idea what i did
#38410 +(328)- [X]<M-ROTDL> Something you NEVER want your mom to say to you: "You've got a large PENIS!"

<M-ROTDL> I was sitting down to game of MegaMan Legends 2....

<M-ROTDL> And she strolls by and goes, "Wow... you have a large penis."
#39671 +(138)- [X]<dan-o2> ♥♥♥♥ my mirror is messy

<KGB_ate_my_bread> maybe if you didn't jack off to yourself..
#39803 +(1247)- [X](Sinada): you need to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. no one will flame you if don't say stupid ♥♥♥♥. everyone says 'word'...so don't say 'thats my word!', however no one says ♥♥♥♥ waffle, so never say it again. Also: respect. respect those who deserve it and realize your place. You're annoying, most people in the chan, and those that are particularly respected, e.g. mods, voices, etc. think of you as a social parasite. So shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and learn some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ manners.

(robbie-a): ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

(robbie-a): im not ♥♥♥♥♥♥ readin all that
#41557 +(85)- [X]<tr0n> Gulp 'N Blow

<SteamedHams> i usually blow before i gulp
#47627 +(405)- [X]<tn> !@)#(%&#R

<tn> i absolutely DETEST doing tech support for pseudo-management

<tn> "hey, i can't log in, it says my password is invalid or something, can you come upstairs and check?"

<tn> so i go up and her bloody capslock is on

<tn> i mean like, wtf

<tn> they need to make Windows DE - Dummies Edition

<tn> that will pull up all of the damn error messages BIG and BRIGHT along with the possible causes and bright colours

<Peon> hahaha

<Peon> poor tn =)

<Peon> what's pseudo abt the management?

<tn> everything.,

<Peon> what did u say to her?

<tn> "your capslock was on.  try again."

<Peon> awww. that's too nice =)

<tn> i agree

<tn> i haven't received my increment yet though.

<gampit> bah tn, you're no bofh thats for sure, you shouldve claimed her computer had an unhealthy color so it must contain a virus and then you shouldve smashed it to pieces

<tn> that would have wasted too much time.  i have better things to do, like access her email now that i've seen the password ;]

<Peon> lol. from her typing?

<tn> of course

<Peon> i'm not that good =(

<tn> when ppl type one finger at a time...

<Peon> ^^
#48782 +(311)- [X]<Kevyn> I lent my friend money last nite so he could get a lap dance from a stripper. And he just said to me on AIM, "hey, thanks for the lap dance"

<Kevyn> I'm so glad people can't overhear conversations on AIM.
#50324 +(170)- [X]<^Ocean^> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bloody hell

<^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace

<LlNK> lol

<LlNK> check under your keyboard
#51623 +(1189)- [X]<EmpressMay> When I was 5, I was in Radio Shack's battery club.

<RegEdit> The first rule about battery club is you do not talk about battery club.
#69868 +(946)- [X]<Kitsa> heh, you want to see something funny, closed-caption the news.

<Kitsa> "twenty people were taken to the emergency room after touching debris"

<Kitsa> translates to

<Kitsa> "twently people were taken to emerge in see room after touching the brie."

<Kitsa> the deaf must think we're insane.
#80868 +(120)- [X]<OZ-Cpt-S"