"#66 +(53)- [X]<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)
#373 +(586)- [X]<Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to access a zip in a zip

in a zip on a parallel port Zip drive :D

<redslime> a zip in a zip in a zip on a zip?
#722 +(700)- [X]<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out

<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not ♥♥♥♥♥-up models.
#4861 +(523)- [X]<Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive some dave matthews bootlegs... if you have any mp3ed (not from the 4 CDs) please msg me or just go and DCC it to me... thank you for your concern. with everyone's help, I think I will be able to make it through these difficult times.
#6049 +(945)- [X]red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com

*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02))
#8857 +(231)- [X]<aqela> YES!

ùíù mode/#mandrake [+v nomercy] by level

<aqela> my linux came

<aqela> yes!

<[Mosher]> did yah get any on you ?
#16635 +(200)- [X]<^Fizban^> I need an external modem. Anyone have one I can download?
#16900 +(14)- [X][ctcp(the_sponge)] PING

ùíù CTCP PING reply from The_Sponge: +++ATH
#21044 +(777)- [X]<@Mike> LOL. I thought my chair was squeaking

<@Mike> it was a damned bird outside

<@Kimaroo> lol

<%Blacksheep> oil the bird
#23917 +(166)- [X]<Aus> see, when too many people do something

<Aus> it's just lame

<TK-Work> It could have just been lame to begin with.

<Aus> TK-Work: nah, everything is cool at least once.

<xpander|out> Aus: does that mean child molestation was good the first time?
#33599 +(131)- [X]<Destruya> We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading my ♥♥♥♥ into a rented SUV coming back from school

<Destruya> And there's this van, California tags in this McDonalds we pull into

<Destruya> Ashland is only good for three things

<Destruya> Bathroom, food, gas

<Destruya> Nothing else

<Destruya> Perfect rest stop

<Destruya> Anyway, these stereotypical ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Westies are in this Central VA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ McDonalds asking for Cappucinos at 11:30 at night.

<Veen> heh, ♥♥♥♥♥.

<Destruya> Then, when the black lady at the counter recommends coffee, they ask where the nearest Starbucks is.

<Destruya> It's like, ♥♥♥♥, people - get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Coke and move on with life.

<Destruya> Caffeine is caffeine
#34018 +(201)- [X]<[Latex]> 12 steps for becoming a professional wanker

<TigerSun> [Latex]: 1) Download mIRC
#34418 +(176)- [X]*** Suave` was kicked by Prell (buy some better shampoo)
#34662 +(1484)- [X](TRANCEBOY) But i'm joining the reserves.

(TRANCEBOY) Airborne Infantry

(^BiAnCoOcH^) really so da airforce in other words

(TRANCEBOY) No not the airforce,

(TRANCEBOY) Airforce is flying F16 jets etc.

(TRANCEBOY) Airborne infantry is ground combat deployed from black hawks, hueys, chinooks,

(^BiAnCoOcH^) hmmm ok den caause i understood dat but n e way

(TRANCEBOY) Ok Bianca, i'll put it in your terms.

(TRANCEBOY) Me and Cletus run around dem bushes looking for dem charlies and we's get put there by those dang cars with wings ya hear?
#36355 +(244)- [X]<synthetic-> God simply does not want me to have any meaningful relationships

<synthetic-> I'm up until 5:15 in the morning talking to a nice 18-year-old girl from Louisiana...

<synthetic-> AND SHE'S MARRIED

<synthetic-> even though I have no hope of ever meeting her, she's still unavailable
#36456 +(76)- [X](T1MMY) i just pinged yahoo.com

(T1MMY) 1st trial 888

(T1MMY) 2nd trial 741

(T1MMY) 3rd trial 439

(T1MMY) 4th trial 499

(T1MMY) min 439

(@Okelydokely) ...

(T1MMY) max 888

(T1MMY) avg 666
#36636 +(160)- [X]<Casper> Thursday I think I may steal the camaro and go get my haircut.

<Phucker> Is it a mullet?

<Casper> My brother's camaro is awesome.

<Phucker> For a second there I thought 'camaro' said 'mullet'

<Phucker> I don't think the two terms can be seperated
#39521 +(80)- [X]<Robby> i'm saving up to buy ut2003

<Vak> what? people still buy software?
#43827 +(189)- [X]*** NinjaStu listens to abba - dancing queen

*** suds listens to a-teens - dancing queen

*** EvilJoven listens to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Customer - My Webpage Isnt Working (Why wont you die remix)

*** Fraggy plays 'Trance Control - Welcome to the House'
#50482 +(157)- [X]<yegz> styric : pick one question

<yegz> and ask

<styric> which question
#54474 +(548)- [X]<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> I've had the internet since I was 9

<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> course back then, when I looked for porn, I'd type "pictures of men and woman having sex"

<rpliving> now u just type in "pictures of men"
#57565 +(81)- [X]<Nephilim> No, I'm going out on a date with a girl that's had a thing for me since high school

<Nephilim> And... she gives head!!!!!!!!!!

<+jdp> sooo

<+jdp> she will be repulsed at the sight of you now? ^_^

<Nephilim> ...

<+jdp> j/k good luck!!!

<Nephilim> Damnit
#58115 +(135)- [X]<KungFuGrp> CABLE

<KungFuGrp> It's ALIVE!!!!!!

<KungFuGrp> the cable man didn't say anything about the warez cds, but he kind of got mad cause of the black box plugged into the tv

<Wilamena> haha
#71091 +(32)- [X]<PD-FATAL> does windows update use java?
#78554 +(1164)- [X]<azathoth> why can't alyssa milano live next door to me, be lonely and need the satisfaction and fullfillment that only a 20 year old computer programmer can provide...

* azathoth shakes his fist at god and goes back to his debugging
#83512 +(229)- [X]<{R3D}Hurricane> you know your a geek when the highlight of your vacation consisted of spying on people in the Oracle HQ Building with binoculars from your hotel room
#83746 +(400)- [X](@Hektik) once i saw my grandparents have sex and thats why i dont eat rasins
#85486 +(1987)- [X]<Perrin> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CANDY BAG

<Perrin> OPEN

<Perrin> OPEN]

<Perrin> OPEN

<Perrin> ARHAGHAHGS

<Perrin> NO

<Perrin> NOT DOWN THE SIDE

<Perrin> FARHAHFANSKDFASD
#102188 +(528)- [X]< CausaSui> So I was showing a coworker bsd, and explaining flags, and speficically the schg flag

< CausaSui> And to give him an example that even root can't delete schg flagged stuff, I tried rm /kernel

< CausaSui> But it turns out that, for some reason, on fresh installs of 4.8, none of the kernels are flagged schg
#105605 +(234)- [X]<Kyou> lemme guess... i'm 12000 in binary?
#113108 +(539)- [X]<FFFFFFFF1> has anyone been sky diving?

<bobbles> i fell down some stairs

<bobbles> does that count
#116531 +(4)- [X]<rg> *me never raped, they always managed a yes before throwing up
#118551 +(254)- [X]<ChanServ> [|Wolf|] <|Wolf|> maybe you didn't notice my SARCASM

<m|p|Leo`xp> yo

<m|p|Leo`xp> anybody in here?

* |Wolf| is now known as No

<m|p|Leo`xp> ;-/

<m|p|Leo`xp> wolf

<m|p|Leo`xp> do u know if any1 is taking site requests?

<No> this nickname should answer all your questions

<m|p|Leo`xp> o roger that

<m|p|Leo`xp> do u know when faction will be back?

<No> ...

* No points to his nickname

<m|p|Leo`xp> k
#146402 +(303)- [X](bigwurm) if your concerned about the ammount of cpu time an onboard sound card uses, you should really get a new cpu + mobo

(@|-ZenitH-|) or a life
#162487 +(3345)- [X]<Ocher> hey guyz

<Ocher> I SUCK ♥♥♥♥ FOR COKE

<Ocher> o god...

<Ocher> i think my brother has a wireless kb plugged in

<Ocher> IM A HUGE ♥♥♥

<Ocher> yep...

<Ocher> he does...

<Ocher> MAKE BONDAGE AND BEASTIALITY NATIONAL PASTTIMES

<Ocher> argh brb

* Ocher is now known as Ocher`Beastiality`Pwnz

<Ocher`Beastiality`Pwnz> O ♥♥♥♥ HERE HE COMES
#202690 +(413)- [X]<Quasar`> ♥♥♥♥ off

<xooz98> i swear. i'm"