"#653 +(825)- [X]<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of linux
#700 +(222)- [X]<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves.
#736 +(63)- [X]<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs
#1991 +(67)- [X]<|Chris> i'm very pro-hiv

<|Chris> damn disease discrimination

<|Chris> why are people so prejudiced against HIV?

<|Chris> people are down with hepatitis and ♥♥♥♥

<|Chris> but they're so full of hate for HIV
#3100 +(481)- [X]<Ecntrcjrk> Eating babies is like eating Veal.

<Ecntrcjrk> Only..... babies.
#4285 +(365)- [X]<mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter for PS/PS2

<mightyflo> "Put your gamepad away and watch DVDs with a wireless remote, just like the pros use! Yeah, pro DVD watchers, that's right."

<SukiPotato4> Yeah, I have my bachelors in law, but my masters in DVD watching
#6498 +(199)- [X][01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin'
#8923 +(370)- [X]<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.

* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)
#14162 +(39)- [X]<Doser> put a little red bull in a saucer for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 12 yr old divorcees outside
#15571 +(40)- [X]<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes.  if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete all your files.  if you stop by to see me, i will kill all your processes, delete all your files, and remove your account."
#16897 +(118)- [X]<@Linguica> you say "katana" and while the rest of us guys think of ninja swords, AndrewB thinks of doll dresses
#16906 +(243)- [X]<@Afterglow> .  I also have a familiarity with local area networks, including DHCP, DNS, penis, and Microsoft networking file shares.
#17067 +(206)- [X]<Fro> i thought you had 24/7 support

<@TEKnoFLVA> yes but that doesn't mean you can use it 24/7
#23288 +(331)- [X](Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME

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(L0ne_W0lf) ...

(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT

(tal) right on time indeed
#26286 +(472)- [X]<Echo5ive> I am not a Japanese schoolgirl, so I can’t type 80wpm with my thumbs on a cell phone.
#33957 +(328)- [X]<scout> woohoo! the FORTRAN code works!

* gus blinks

<gus> dude, is it 1977 again and nobody told me ?

<heliOx> lol
#34318 +(847)- [X]<Gibs> I like chinese, they only come up to my knees...

<Bah> My boyfriend is half chinese and he is 6 ft 3

<Gibs> so he didnt get the shortness of the chinese

<Bah> yes he did.......
#35862 +(1457)- [X]<PovRayMan> Weee

<PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar with them

<PovRayMan> and drink

<PovRayMan> and dance

<PovRayMan> i said no

<PovRayMan> because star trek is on
#36672 +(978)- [X]<Ramza> well how come it's down for me?

<Ramza> and don't say because of windows

<Cyan683> Does it give an error, or does it say "Unknown Host"?

<Ramza> yes

<Cyan683> .....

<Cyan683> YES IS NOT AN ANSWER TO "A OR B?"

* Cyan683 sets mode: +i

* Ramza was kicked by Cyan683 (Wham!    --  Kibou to Hikari no script)

* Cyan683 sets mode: -i

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<Ramza> no?
#38085 +(430)- [X]<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
#47996 +(870)- [X]<Rev> Oh man.  I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.
#49258 +(91)- [X]* Joins: Ramza ([email protected])

<Ramza> jhzsdkjdsf

* Parts: Ramza ([email protected])

<Temujin> Why does he keep doing that...

<DopeHat> He's on crack.

<Temujin> ......

<Temujin> Canadians can't afford crack.

<Temujin> They smoke Clorox.
#51164 +(76)- [X]<flawed> snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.
#54715 +(150)- [X]* +MegamanX2K takes out a freon thrower and freezes Sitara to the core

* +MegamanX2K then raises her body above his head and shatters it

<+MegamanX2K> FATLITY

<+MegamanX2K> err

<+MegamanX2K> FATALITY

<+MegamanX2K> ...damned typos

<Snow_Angel> fatlity?

<Snow_Angel> is that some sort of gamer geek word?

<+MegamanX2K> It's Mortal Kombat, but Scorpion let himself go
#72870 +(340)- [X]<[--S--]> we drove past your house last night owen

<an|man|ac> i thought they only took the garbage on fridays
#75106 +(95)- [X]CrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father?

sidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...
#79069 +(35)- [X]<Astrakhan> What determines the silica content?

<J>The silicon content in the sand/soil/rocks around it XP

<Astrakhan>Ah. XD

<J> technically silica is silicon. only smaller pieces

<Astrakhan> So, if I steal Pamela's implants, put sand in them, and expose them to fire, I can get breast shaped glass?

<J>no no no. SILICON. not silicone

<J> Difference

<Astrakhan> Oh.

<J>XP
#84705 +(270)- [X]<Bob> my gf is so cool... 

<zkcerF> yer...corpses can get pretty cold...
#89460 +(233)- [X]<cornelius> vampire sense going off i have a need for darkness and blood.

<term> If by vampire you mean white, teenaged, and angsty.
#92706 +(963)- [X]<dySanGONE> i asked my mom to leave me some money so i could go to wendy's

<dySanGONE> she left me $40

<Nago> nice

<yotta|w0rk> must have thought wendy was a cheap ♥♥♥♥♥.
#105178 +(446)- [X]<Boycy> ooh, find me an ip :)

<Boycy> have a 3line batch file to send the same net send msg until you push Ctrl+C :D

<Hub-Security> boycy has ip: 137.222.226.67

<Kameleon> 137.222.226.67

<Boycy> excuse me for a few seconds...

<Boycy> ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<Kameleon> lmao

<Boycy> I know how to find *my* ip you bastard

<Boycy> 600 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ net send boxes oh god I hate you
#114988 +(1085)- [X](@zany-) omg, I can hear my mom masturbating :l

(@NpZ^) Ahaha

(@zany-) wai... she doesn't think I'm home

(@zany-) brb

(@zany-) great now I'm grounded

(@NpZ^) HAHA :D
#118041 +(908)- [X]<ConqSoft> I don't like tan lines myself.

<ConqSoft> I can find all the good parts of a woman on my own, without the help of color-coding.
#137587 +(1009)- [X]* Steele looks at his watch

<Steele> well either its 6:15 or mickey has a hard on
#140791 +(2350)- [X]NeoNess: My cell phone rang in the church and everyone looked at me.

I answered it and someone told me to turn it off.

I told them it was god and he was furiously angered at them, and he would smite them with his holy fist.

I proceeded to scream "Repent!" at the top of my voice.

long story short, I dont have to go to church anymore
#152737 +(2567)- [X]<J-dogg> Your pretty funny

<DirtyKate> I don't remember you.. but thanx

<J-dogg> Wanna cyber?

<DirtyKate> OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)

<DirtyKate> Who are you?

<J-dogg>  I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.

<J-dogg> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's

<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

<J-dogg> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order

<DirtyKate> Haha! OK

<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

<J-dogg> Well, first they would say, "Hel"