"#1021 +(115)- [X](Goemon) Is it possible to just plug a like 1GHz processor into your computer?
#1278 +(770)- [X]<Amanda> USER             TTY      FROM              LOGIN@  IDLE WHAT

<Amanda> amanda           p0       ppp152.acelink.n  2:46AM     - pico vi-tutorial
#2250 +(67)- [X]<iLLf8d> yeah I got it setup so when I fart I can hit the button and save my gf
#2908 +(348)- [X]<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability

<DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am
#4201 +(57)- [X]<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps

<blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms
#7304 +(152)- [X]<@Tezz[a]> My Daddy got a paper shredder for Father's Day

<@Tezz[a]> Guess what's happening to all my school notes? >:D

<@Giess> We got ours a barbecue.
#7572 +(29)- [X]<arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either...

<foop> like white people can tell the difference
#7587 +(50)- [X]*** ♥♥♥ has joined #us-opers

<♥♥♥> I'm gay. How do I get my O:Line?
#8228 +(268)- [X]<alexei^se> I need a new hd

<alexei^se> 10gb hd yah yah!

<xK|servo> ya i have a 20 just got a 40

<xK|servo> mfr at office max was like hey pal need some extra space for all them mpeg files

<xK|servo> i was like ♥♥♥♥ you got me man

<xK|servo> hes like hey dont worry we all do
#8767 +(203)- [X]<undrewb> I keep telling you, you can come work for me

<MMouse> what would i be doing?

<Tippytoes> cleaning his house

<undrewb> delphi programming :)

<MMouse> urgh

<MMouse> would i have to learn delphi?
#10768 +(109)- [X]<@haleguu> I cant believe RKelly has more kids out

<@haleguu> err vids

<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what

<spookz[d34dNb3d]> lol

<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what vid does he have out now?

<@Tama|LongVacation> the one where hes humping little 13 year olds

<spookz[d34dNb3d]> is it called "i am a lolicon" ft 14yr olds
#11902 +(190)- [X]<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by company whose ceo meets

a cow in a secret place every night
#14569 +(228)- [X]<Baby_Gurl16> Does any one here have a thousand dollars i could borrow to bail my boyfriend out of jail with if so please msg me
#16262 +(453)- [X][ +Mattster ] in an emergency, the hard drive will launch itself through my window and safely onto the back lawn

[ +Mattster ] so in the future, someone else can benefit from my mp3's and porn
#18137 +(167)- [X]<MofieJoe> if that really is wabby's sister

<MofieJoe> he should think about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her
#20286 +(172)- [X]jenziie: i have no comment.. my mom is italian my stepdad is indonesian, so its like epcot center at their house
#37005 +(514)- [X]<WitChie> gary i forgot to ask you how was amsterdam?

<daimonic> Ah twas brilliant :)

<daimonic> Well we were wasted for a lot of the time ;)

<daimonic> I nearly got run over by a tram a couple times

<daimonic> They just come flying out of nowhere!

<daimonic> Then it dawned on us after walking about 10 miles on friday ... why dont we USE the trams??
#37578 +(524)- [X]<rapty> I'm doing homowork. :(

<rapty> Err. homework.

<BLiZZ> ROFL.

<rapty> It was a typo. Seriously.
#42118 +(431)- [X]<ThaiLand> what time is it ?

<@nimper> tool time

<ThaiLand> thx
#43782 +(333)- [X]<mutilate> talking to my best freind from primary skool... so much to catch up on

* mutilate is now away: shower
#45062 +(171)- [X]<beamz> do they sell penis warmers like those 9volt handwarming gloves/

<Nik> yea, they are called "hookers"
#47083 +(276)- [X]<ZeBFFd00d> oh yea, just set up my sixth CPU running Folding@Home

<pl3x> you must be quite the ladies man
#50745 +(711)- [X]zambezi: Why's it called the tourist season if we're not allowed to shoot them?

forge: ♥♥♥♥!

forge: We aren't?
#55341 +(829)- [X]<whiskers> wtf

<whiskers> my sister just called me from her room

<whiskers> told me to turn down the music

<Spyder|TV> crank it

<torontotranceaddict> CRANK IT

<Kinuvan> CRANK IT

*whiskers turns up the music

<whiskers>i hear steps

*** Signoff: whiskers (Ping Timeout)
#56188 +(210)- [X]<fantom> I'm going to play drinking games with tcpdump. what keyword should make me take a drink?

<rizzoh> tcp
#56685 +(328)- [X][+Aled]: u cant count with out usign your hands

[@Trixta]: *sigh*

::: Mode: (Trixta) sets (+b *[email protected])

::: Kick: (Aled) was kicked by (Trixta) (The only superiority complex allowed in this irc room is mine, come back in 10 minutes after your head has shrunk., 10m ban ‹3›)

[@Trixta]: i was going to give him a longer ban but i've only got 10 fingers ;)
#61781 +(154)- [X]<Alberto> "The New Year tradition is offensive to many ethnic groups."

<Rev> In order to not offend the Chinese, do you think they should call it "Happy New Time Unit" for the sake of political correctness?

<Alberto> Yep

<Destruya> Well, now that the holiday season is over, we can get back to only caring about ourselves.

<Destruya> YAY SELFISHNESS AND THE AMERICAN WAY
#65693 +(1055)- [X]<@Blaxthos> can anyone see this ?

<@heath> no

<@jsb> no

<@Blaxthos> good

* Blaxthos heads to the women's locker room
#81927 +(546)- [X]<[4]Ma909>    12R 14olling  12o 14n  12t 14he  12f 14loor  12L 14aughing  12L 14oud  12F 14alling  12D 14own  12T 14he  12S 14tairs  12I 14n  12T 14he  12K 14eller  12S 14tösst  12S 14ich  12T 14he  12S 14chädel  12O 14n  12T 14he  12F 14ußboden  12b 14richt  12s 14ich  12a 14lle  12b 14eine  12u 14nd  12d 14er  12k 14rankenwagen  12k 14ommt  12n 14et

<[4]Ma909> neeiiinnnnn!!!!!!!!

<[4]Ma909> ♥♥♥♥

* [4]Ma909 ([email protected]) Quit

<RurouniJones> What the bloody hell
#98701 +(2174)- [X]<@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!

<@Exor[B-AFK]> HA HA.

* Exor[B-AFK] shoots self
#117914 +(1980)- [X]<SpitZ> this sms was sent by a friend of mine

<SpitZ> Sally mr. pls,2wedding

<SpitZ> What's that supposed to mean?

<crazhee> i think it read as "Sally mist'er period. please comma to wedding"
#136867 +(202)- [X]*** Nezzie ([email protected]) has joined #phphelp

<Nezzie> Wow they really need to put a warning label on that.

<Nezzie> apparantly /sbin/fastboot should be called /sbin/fastREboot
#162486 +(1031)- [X]<Octane> I was once watching this documentary on Discovery channel.

<Octane> They had this Asian family cooking scorpions.

<Octane> The reporter asked one of the family members, "what does it taste like?"

<Octane> The family member responded, "tastes like penguin".
#217123 +(622)- [X]<Yak|Sleep> One day

<Yak|Sleep> The stupidity of the world will implode on itself

<Yak|Sleep> Taking the universe with it

<Trufant> i shall live on mars by then

<WhiTey-FU> can't wait.

<Yak|Sleep> Congratulations

<Yak|Sleep> You officially are one of those to contribute to the implosion
#239434 +(1639)- [X]<Prtygrrl> what does OMG mean?

<gi> Oh my god.

<Prtygrrl> well escuse me for being a little newbie, mr. oh-im-so-1337.

<gi> What?

<Prtygrrl> you know, you dont have to be so mean. i hope you fall and hurt yourself reallyreally bad.
#252487 +(139)- [X]<TheOracle> :

<TheOracle> WHY IS AIM A ♥♥♥♥♥?

<jednet> she's young and needs the money
#256557 +(445)- [X]<MetaBean> my wifes boobies will be huge soon

<Nobara> ???

<Nobara> She is pregnat, or you are rich?
#308569 +(916)- [X]<Bopo> 10mbit <-

<@swelt> thats nice for you, and we are all glad you brought it to our attention

<@swelt> we admire"