"#199 +(135)- [X]<Evilspoon> Anal ♥♥♥♥ - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a ♥♥♥ Guzzling ♥♥♥.mp3
#519 +(1806)- [X]<smcn> one of these days

<smcn> i'm going to hunt down and kill whoever invented emoticons

<smcn> then i'm going to look at him and go >=D
#1542 +(141)- [X]<Evil_Kneival> I see.

<super`radish> dude

<super`radish> stop with the punctuation

<Evil_Kneival> Why?

<super`radish> because its like putting a rainbow cowboy sticker on your car bumper
#3063 +(1586)- [X]<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical

<dregan> Mehh.

<dregan> "As I lay there, with the ♥♥♥ flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"
#3403 +(330)- [X]* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn

<IZS> rm -rf /
#3833 +(150)- [X]<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second Quest.

<TURBOMEAT> by that logic, every single game with Randomly Generated Dungeons has infinite replay value

<nitrifik_> I don't even think those have one-play value :o
#3925 +(66)- [X]<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress??

<gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1

<O_6> what language are you speaking?

<gg0dd> c++

<matts> hahaha
#5447 +(63)- [X]<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling?

<Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased.

<The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms.

<JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing
#5770 +(331)- [X]<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize.

<JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch ♥♥♥♥.

<dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere.
#6571 +(529)- [X]<felix> eek

<skrike> felix just screamed like a girl

<felix> no, I said "eek"

<skrike> girls say "eek"

<skrike> YOU GIRL

<oat`meal> guys say "oh ♥♥♥♥, what the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥"
#7758 +(282)- [X]<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage.  those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually

<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth

<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed
#8268 +(192)- [X]<Grinderwald> my ♥♥♥♥ is hard

<moo|cow> always a bowl of wisdom grinder

<Grinderwald> :D
#11437 +(702)- [X]<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine  this: You're a Siamese twin.  Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass.
#12138 +(13)- [X]<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs

<Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer

<Lan> ...
#20358 +(182)- [X]<Acela> +v means that the CIA now has a fix on your location
#29317 +(507)- [X]<Logik-> ymir wants to hire a personal assassin to kill me

<Logik-> <---- has land mines in his yard

<tra__> what happens when the grass cutter comes to clip the lawn?

<Logik-> tra__, they're not allowed to mow certain spots :P

<tra__> so the hitman just treads through the mowed spots, since its easier to walk there anyway?
#33950 +(164)- [X]<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like:  Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.
#36517 +(327)- [X]<road_over> some one is hacking me

<road_over> help

<@InvadeR> hacking you how..

<road_over> the lights on my modem are always flashing

<road_over> is this normal?
#37553 +(334)- [X]<Sorted^> half-life?

<Sorted^> is that like simcity?

<Halo--> I think so, but you shoot people.
#49513 +(479)- [X]<blabur93> I swear it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen

<Zoogle> like all male senior citizen bukkake nasty?

<blabur93> ........ no

<blabur93> but thanks, now i just imagined the most disgusting thing ever

<Zoogle> np, anytime
#50166 +(830)- [X]<+TMS> oh darn ive been watching smileys too much, i read c:\ as a sad man with a hat
#53103 +(280)- [X]Cypher: well i think i got everything packed

Owen: + 1 packing skill (Cypher)
#58045 +(-1)- [X]<Mr^Bobo> i got a hard on today gettin a haircut,,,oriental ♥♥♥♥♥
#71139 +(533)- [X]<edeity> DDoS attack on a nightclub bar, get all your friends to keep asking for water.
#76868 +(191)- [X]<Lemming> I can't believe I just said "darn".

<jimx> Lemming - all you need now is a "gosh".

<Lemming> Yeah, that'd be neat.

<Lemming> I mean, golly!
#105844 +(314)- [X]<HomesickAlien> 17" iMac - that's like having a nine inch penis but being impotent
#121539 +(152)- [X]<Mr_Joshua> no, they take those silicone bags & put them in boxes with electronic equipment after writing "do not eat" all over them.

<juvenile> ...

<juvenile> Is that really a problem?
#127120 +(1138)- [X]<kroike> oh sweet jesus

<AcidReign> threatened me and said I wasn't sharing enough

<kroike> semen feels horrible in open wounds

<@Knights> ...

<@|00Kevin|> wtf

<AcidReign> ...

<@|00Kevin|> that deserves more than a "..." people
#128188 +(389)- [X](lithrye) I'm experiencing an annoying problem.

(lithrye) hlds is killing my ISP's router.

(Silicon) and how exactly do they say it's doing that

(lithrye) it's causing it to drop packets.

(Silicon) what are they using Fischer Price, My first router?
#137634 +(1176)- [X]<BlazeHedgehog> For a few seconds when AOL first loads it displays the wrong image with the wrong headline on the front page

<BlazeHedgehog> So it's got this guy kneeling at the WTC Memorial, crying, headline reads "HILLARY DUFF'S NEW CD RELEASED"

<Waffle-X> lol

<Sz> I'd be crying too
#139616 +(326)- [X]<NightGyr> have you tried EFnet?

<hamann> No, I don't do drugs
#189842 +(718)- [X](@Big_Daddy) that reminds me, Beer i've lost 30 lbs :D

(@nwar) thats like throwing a deck chair off the titanic :P
#245902 +(56)- [X]<taig3R> so blinker fluid comes out the transmission?
#269099 +(1405)- [X]<p2p> I was reading some thing this morning about a new condom with a built-in vibrator

<shxrobert> oh great the rubber that makes you come as you put the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on

<p2p> the downside is you have to shove the AA battery up your ass

<Gollie> downside?
#403295 +(1550)- [X]<fatmanippo> i watch hentai for the story

<fatmanippo> hentais are hilarious

<KingTaco> a samurai who sucks at everything but sex goes on a quest to have sex with sex ninjas so he can gain treasure for his clan XD

<KingTaco> ingenious plotline XD

<Konis> ... "sex ninjas"

<Pruin> my my, this world certainly lacks sex ninjas

<StormGrass> imagine how it'd be like if we DID have any...mm

<Pruin> any hot chicks here wanna dress up like a ninja and ♥♥♥♥ my (and/or others) brains out?

* StormGrass nearly grows a stiffy

<airwaffle> if sexual frustration was harnessable energy, this channel could power the US
#492947 +(543)- [X]<baconbits> Hey, have any of you seen that AOL commercial where the guys are getting food?

<baconbits> And the AOL guy is dumping chili and jello and crap on the guy's sandwich saying that it's "Spam and viruses"

<baconbits> And then he's like "Which would you rather have, Regular highspeed with viruses and spam, or highspeed internet with AOL?

<baconbits> I got the best parody for that.

<baconbits> The guys are standing in line

<baconbits> Getting food.

<baconbits> And the Regular highspeed guy takes a crap on the sandwich

<baconbits> And says "Which would you rather have, my regular highspeed, or highspeed with AOL on it?
#580701 +(2920)- [X]<iibbmm> Stupid World of Warcraft.

<iibbmm> I have no money, I have no skills.  All of the hot hot elvin women are dancing with the big warrior guys.  It's college all ove"