"#230 +(1040)- [X]<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett

<kisama> cockface is hooking me up

<kisama> :)

<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
#1188 +(541)- [X]<Guilty> You see

<Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)"

<Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"
#1222 +(419)- [X]<Ron912> oh wow pregnant porno

<Ron912> that's like a 2 for 1 deal
#1890 +(591)- [X]<Defcon> Heh. I was getting a hair cut the other day with my usual barber, who's this 60 year old vietnam veteran type guy, really uptight and what not. Anyway, he had this TV with the news on, and suddenly they started talking about police who sodomized some hispanic guy with a broom stick. That caused a lot of tension in the barber shop.

<Defcon> "Yeah, so, how about that sodomy? Probably doesn't feel too good." "Nope. Can't imagine it does."
#3566 +(67)- [X]<DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of hairstyles?

<DMC[tiky]> talon: the nappy-hair crackhead washed up movie star shoulder legth hair cut is sooo not in.
#3621 +(292)- [X]<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion

<noj> no it isn't

<noj> you puss

<djcrom> ok let me rephrase

<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion and make it not sound gay
#3710 +(128)- [X]<Epesh> I wish I was in control of all hiring

<Epesh> for everywhere

<Epesh> McD's would have no labour shortage
#6458 +(274)- [X]<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray?

<GodFu> because i like to watch
#7887 +(50)- [X]<Cheese> I'm going t be a millionaire and buy a bus soon
#7962 +(199)- [X]<ICIST> I get that warm and fuzzy feeling

<@Deth> like when you pee your pants?

<ICIST> kinda

<ICIST> more like when i ♥♥♥♥ myself
#8410 +(49)- [X]«@Aquavette2k1» whats it take for a man to get some nude hot teacher porn
#8451 +(172)- [X]<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do x-stitch

<sisko> probably

<sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for
#8727 +(980)- [X]<Afterglow> I remember when i was leaving for university my brother told me, "If you come back a goth I'll kill you".

<Jon_R> my brother just said "If you come back I'll kill you"

<Linguica> my brother said "come on my back or i'll kill you"
#14905 +(43)- [X]*** christina19 has joined #teens

<christina19> chatting is gay
#16277 +(482)- [X]<elinsox> dude my boss rules

<mrwhite> with an iron fist

<legacy> and a big black strapon
#16776 +(215)- [X]<Pepsi> A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces.

<Tjousk> only if it's loaded
#26665 +(195)- [X]<aichpvee> kiger: what was best back in the day in uo was roleplaying a prostitute

<Kiger> lol

<Kiger> you did that aich?

<aichpvee> yeah, i ran the "Streakers' Guild of Britannia"

<aichpvee> ran around nekkid and used bow command to give head for money
#33106 +(689)- [X]<jestuh> and i'm 14k in debt on CCs

<jestuh> ;[

<synth3tic> STOP BUYING ♥♥♥♥
#34320 +(173)- [X]<Tozz> WHAHAHAH

<Tozz> <Tre`> I have no girl

<Tozz> <Tre`> to give me sex

<Tozz> <Tre`> all I have

<Tozz> <Tre`> is binary and hex

*** Tozz is now known as Tozz|Coden

<iceblox> what does he want to tell us :>
#37336 +(335)- [X]<Aeris> lol once I hit a guy in the eye with a quarter

<Aeris> he threw like 5 quarters at me in revenge, it hurt

<Deltan> At least you got the last laugh

<Deltan> Assuming he threw back your own quarter

<Deltan> you gained a dollar

<Deltan> sowned
#43990 +(1289)- [X]<Bealzubub> yeah.  my mom's going ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane with this family tree ♥♥♥♥.

<Bealzubub> she been hogging the internet, lookin up all of our family incestry.

<Acherton> lmfao!

<Bealzubub> ancestry*

<Ktulu> lmao

<Bealzubub> damnit!
#46820 +(110)- [X]* BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening right now as we speak; for the first time

<Arrow> FIRST TIME?!

<BlazeHedgehog> I've owned the game for two years; I was just really lazy about it.  But now I've gotten into the habit of taking my GBC in with me when I go to take a crap. :B

<Arrow> Those must be long dumps if you got all the way to Dungeon 7 off of it
#47084 +(629)- [X]<Chris_Away> On a UK keyboard the dash, the space bar and the 5 are all on the same key.

<NapkinEater> YOU LIE!!!

<Chris_Away> You5can't prove-that.
#49525 +(445)- [X]xekk: i went to go see the ring

xekk: and this little kid, like 10 years old was sitting behind me

xekk: i guess he had his finger in his mouth

xekk: cause everytime something scary happened, he'd say "I bit my fingo!"

unslaught: hey everyone, im here!

MovieMan112: I bit my fingo!
#49953 +(168)- [X]<ljtyk> damn school

<SoulBladeKai> it suX0rs

<ljtyk> i'm gonna be so happy when i graduation

<SoulBladeKai> uhh...that's an IF not a WHEN

<ljtyk> ♥♥♥♥ u l33t boy
#50182 +(645)- [X]<Justin|> tool: hey, you wanna hear a really horrible love story?

<Nemephosis> you broke your hand?
#53583 +(2615)- [X]<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in em?

<kolby> they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a mirror

<kolby> I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look

<Scofco> hahaha, so you were pissing in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sink?

<kolby> huh?

<kolby> ...♥♥♥♥
#53882 +(230)- [X]<wandarah> Quote added as #53880. Thanks for participating. :-)

<wandarah> :D

<arryola> you quoted me? YOU ♥♥♥♥!

<arryola> ...

<arryola> argh

* arryola refrains from speaking

<wandarah> Quote added as #53881. Thanks for participating. :-)
#54933 +(230)- [X]*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to

<Kur0Tenshi> We're masturbating to erotic asian art.

<Asmodeus> Is that a clever way of saying "Jerking off to hentai" :)?

<Kur0Tenshi> Bingo. :]
#56790 +(136)- [X]<St_Zartan> all my scenes were deleted from "8 mile"

<St_Zartan> apparently training for the paralympics isn't "street" enough for them, the bastards
#72269 +(472)- [X]<Typhon> 1 4m @n 31337 H@X0r 4nd I OwNz0R 4t kW4k3 3 4REN@. Fe4r My m4d $K1llS, D0odZ

<xr> Typhon: you own at quake e arena ?
#74147 +(648)- [X]<@cray> ^^_

<@cray> oh ♥♥♥♥

<@cray> picasso smilies

<@cray> ^_^
#74579 +(119)- [X]<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> root@black-jes:/etc/mail# man how to get laid

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for how

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for to

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for get

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for laid

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> root@black-jes:/etc/mail#

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> <|:]

<Nikita> sucks

<Nikita> see if there is an RFC for that

<Nikita> maybe a mini HOW-TO or something...
#75619 +(227)- [X]<Caldavien> omg I think Im gonna puke

<Mdar> ??

<Caldavien> I was browsing bash.org

<Caldavien> and some one said some thing about this "tubgirl.jpg"

<Caldavien> and I did a search

<Mdar> you did a google for tubgirl?

<Caldavien> yes

<Caldavien> it was bad
#80919 +(304)- [X]<Crystal_s> Where is everyone? I refuse to believe this many people have lives outside of IRC
#88528 +(193)- [X]<Fark_Ninja> The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if it fouls up there's no law against wacking it around a little.

<Cerebus> The same is actually true for a penis.
#105176 +(114)- [X]<Satan> lmao "You know how bad evolution is going right now?  Me."
#110362 +(73)- [X]<ecoli> i think that drugging and assault are an important part of foreplay

<ecoli> yeah

<ecoli> like

<ettenyl> roofies will do that.

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