"#779 +(203)- [X]<zaney> whats gaotse.cs url

<zaney> correct 1
#1278 +(770)- [X]<Amanda> USER             TTY      FROM              LOGIN@  IDLE WHAT

<Amanda> amanda           p0       ppp152.acelink.n  2:46AM     - pico vi-tutorial
#1676 +(420)- [X]<Daft> anyone know of any really good gardening irc channels?
#1950 +(708)- [X]<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd...

<Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended amount of penises.

<Brentai> My type of woman.
#2431 +(198)- [X]<Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first job is to reach into your pocket and gimme money
#2468 +(329)- [X]<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person
#3454 +(396)- [X]<Mike> ARGH ♥♥♥♥

<Mike> Ive been on the internet for ALMOST 3 HOURS

<Mike> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<Mike> BIG HUGE PHONE BILL

<Mike> bye bye everyone

*** Mike ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Mike is Gone, Nobody Noticed)

<Jumper> heh

<Jumper> "phone"
#4255 +(228)- [X]<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ?

<@WheelOr> 10 to 100 Mbits/sec.

<brock101> -_-

<brock101> thanks, i knew that

<brock101> i walked into that one didn`t i

<@WheelOr> I suppose so.
#5298 +(820)- [X]<chinger> My real name is Thoma

<chinger> s

<LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma

<LimberDink> s
#7357 +(207)- [X]<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root that

<zeitgeist> so many ways to get a shell dude :)

<lsd> hehe

<zeitgeist> and they arent illegal if its your box :P

<Fryboy> hehe

<Fryboy> "..and its not cheating cos its YOUR DOG"

<lsd> lol

<zeitgeist> and its not homosexual incest cause its YOUR stepbrother

<Fryboy> O_O

<Fryboy> and its not trespass to property, cos it was running SCO

<zeitgeist> lol
#7408 +(192)- [X]*** Radz has quit IRC (Quit: Pure | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | No, ♥♥♥♥ You)

* KeeperS tries to make sense of Radz's quit message
#9148 +(572)- [X]<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail

<midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see

<midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater

<midi> is indeed your bladder...

<midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...)

<Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to

<Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them

<midi> squee:  either way, he gets his tongue off the track.  and if

<midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face.

<midi> it's cathartic and good karma.  how cool is that?

<Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for

<hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you

<hoche> can pee on me! o/~

<Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of

<Squeedle> others

<midi> which is kinda neat.  you get a choice between letting natural

<midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face.  it's win-win.
#16752 +(157)- [X]<@whistler> i just tried to change my pants

<@whistler> and put them on backwards

<@whistler> and didnt realize till i went to take a ♥♥♥♥
#17642 +(931)- [X]<Squee-G> You're old school? I beta tested the mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abacus!
#17890 +(45)- [X]<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !8ball <question> to use. ×Tracer Script×

<[1CH]♥♥♥♥♥|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight...

<[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]♥♥♥♥♥|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! )

<[1CH]♥♥♥♥♥|Occupied> ♥♥♥♥♥♥' RIGHTS!

<[1CH]♥♥♥♥♥|Occupied> sweet..

<[1CH]♥♥♥♥♥|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying..
#23117 +(2115)- [X]*** DADDDDDY has joined #hockey2

<DADDDDDY> HONK

<DADDDDDY> PIMPIN' AINT EASY

<FredSmyth> PIMPIN' IS QUITE DIFFICULT

<Eulogy_> PIMPIN HAS PROVED TO BE MORE WORK THAN I FIRST ASSUMED

<Maltby> THE DIFFICULTY IN THE OCCUPATION OF PIMPIN' IS EXPONENTIALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN FIRST BELIEVED

<DADDDDDY> ♥♥♥♥

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#31153 +(76)- [X]<xolotl> I remember avoiding soccer practices because instead of focusing on the ball I'd focus on the boys' thighs.
#31817 +(952)- [X](oddmud): oh great, here comes another idiot

(@tekzil): afraid of a little competition?
#32560 +(127)- [X]<@hakk> reboot

<@hakk> reinstall

<@hakk> ;P

-:- enntee beats the MCSE out of hakk
#33560 +(236)- [X]<groulder> god i smell like a peice of ♥♥♥♥.

<groulder> i shold have a shower.

<j03bl0w> or stop smearing ♥♥♥♥ on yourself?
#33763 +(36)- [X]<qrg> i used to buy books when my parents were paying
#33783 +(308)- [X]<Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere

<Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand

<@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn
#39164 +(459)- [X]<Tarl> You ever meet me, and I'm depressed, I will hit you soooo hard if you hug me.

<Beoulve> You're not secure enough in your sexuality for me to hug you.

<Tarl> No. I'm not secure enough in *your* sexuality for you to hug me.
#42891 +(226)- [X]<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [] nose [] love

<evilpie> my love

<cardcheat> if by love, you mean his ♥♥♥♥, then his nose
#49480 +(148)- [X]<+Zebz> someone should plot a graph of how much money each of these nigerian emails is offering against time

<+Zebz> I think it's some kind of hidden message
#56149 +(253)- [X]<Diplomatic> Christina -> We wanna see your bewbies

<Christina> bewbies?  What are you? 3?
#56702 +(238)- [X]<N[]vA> I threw a chiken nuget at a trafic cops while driving back home

<N[]vA> he was on his bonet talking on his cell phone

<N[]vA> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ has no sence of humor

<N[]vA> 850

<N[]vA>  agravating a police officer

<N[]vA> ROFL

<N[]vA> he had mayo on his hat tho

<N[]vA> WAHAHAHAH
#60012 +(44)- [X]<zamros> THE GOOD THING ABOUT HAVING MY OWN COMPUTER IS THAT I CAN JIZZ ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD AND NOT FEEL GUILTY THAT MY FAMILY IS GOING TO TYPE ON IT
#60997 +(216)- [X]<Godsey> I want to beta test EverQuest 2 and get paid for it

<etrigan> oh i'd do that but so would tons of gamers :/

<Godsey> I'm highly qualified :)

<Godsey> I am fat and have BO
#70565 +(698)- [X]<wig> Seriously...   .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time
#75009 +(216)- [X]<Shinji>  I heard Great White's writing a new song after the disaster

<Shinji>  "Once Bitten, Twice OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD I'M ON FIRE AHHHHH"
#85524 +(-12)- [X]<SirGoblin> Anti = fat.

<Anti> doh

****** Anti thwacks SirGoblin

<Jante> SirGoblin = gay.

<SirGoblin> better than fat ;/

<Jante> no..

<Jante> fat people can loose weight

<Jante> gay people will have to live with the fact that they've had a ♥♥♥♥ up da bum
#86232 +(805)- [X]<Jeff> I'm such a ditz, I dialed my phone number into the microwave
#89228 +(6221)- [X]* Quits: crag-- ([email protected]) (Dead girls dont say no)

* Quits: KiM ([email protected]) (going for a walk :p)

<@ShowDowN> that is sick

<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in

<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
#98423 +(228)- [X]<EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o

<EarthQuake> hehe

<@omega> omega came first

<@omega> then the chicken got pregnant
#105159 +(233)- [X]<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!

<Batty> and father in dutch = vader

<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees

<Batty> So he's darth father!

<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".
#106427 +(23)- [X]<NiceGuyEddie> "The miserly, large-nosed Gargamel is a blatant Jewish stereotype. Draw your own conclusions"

<Alpha_Omega> PUT GARGAMEL IN THE OVEN THEN, GERMAN
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