"#21 +(-322)- [X]<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat

<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers

<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her
#112 +(1233)- [X]<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
#1848 +(227)- [X]<kisama_> that's why i like anime

<Guilty> Maybe

<kisama_> because the anime is usually good enough to merit a dvd

<kisama_> not like this ♥♥♥♥ from the u.s. like power rangers

<Guilty> I know they made some straight to video "movie"-majiggers

<kisama_> and power rangers extrafalarious fantabulous galactic sorcerer

          edition with new cast because the old ones got teased at school

          super megatronic edition
#2121 +(611)- [X]*** atnnn ([email protected]) has joined #winprog

<atnnn> hi

<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN

<Wy4tt> VK_RTM

<atnnn> and minus?

<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM

<atnnn> i can't find it
#4044 +(266)- [X]<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per day.   Hmmm... I'm about due....  I'll be back in 10..
#6155 +(828)- [X]<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me

<Mooglez> laterz ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#7111 +(496)- [X]<PyroP> My sister has freinds over. They're banging the piano.

<piman> PyroP, Uh...

<aer> I see..

<PyroP> ^banging^banging on
#8262 +(354)- [X]<jeer> I have to move to mississippi soon..I wish I had a sister or cousin there.

<jeer> who am I going to date?
#8829 +(1033)- [X]<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester

<TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy)
#9946 +(468)- [X]<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me
#11087 +(17)- [X]<Raize> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top

<Raize> I got quoted in the top 50 IRC quotes of all time

<jaguar> !quote

<jaguar> !add quote

<jaguar> how do u add!
#11148 +(444)- [X]Meredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :)

Rann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker. But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^^

Rann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
#12379 +(181)- [X]<[{ug}]> hmm i really should spring clean this pooter. /usr/src is taking up 2.1Gb

<Lithium^> what have you got in there? the sources to your porn collection?
#14086 +(531)- [X]<dudeforev> hehe

<dudeforev> my mom said what r u wathing

<dudeforev> i said pohrn

<dudeforev> she said well dont make a mess

<dudeforev> hehe

<[0sec]Hero_Man> hahahahaa

<[0sec]Hero_Man> your mom sounds cool
#17373 +(322)- [X]<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim

<roboman20> i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt swim

<LoRdZephyR> WELL YOUR WRONG ♥♥♥♥♥

* roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome
#20505 +(321)- [X]<frink> A properly configured microsoft firewall will stop 100% of hackers.
#22672 +(489)- [X]<CrazySpence> my moms like "do you have the paper towels" *i hand them over* "I know you use them for jerking off" *laughs and closes the door*
#34154 +(1028)- [X]<BOB_LOE> If you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the pavement you get a fine of $500, indecent exposure is $300, so if your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the pavement and the police come, drop your pants and say its yours.
#34384 +(140)- [X]<]KOARP[-Gawd-[Aa]> you know your in too many channels when a name change causes a   (..quit..) Cyp|TFC [[email protected]] (Excess Flood)
#36454 +(10)- [X]<neotech-> ;\

<neotech-> It ate my penis and then choked.
#41820 +(27)- [X]<jonathans> i want to raise goats.

<@Neutral-> <3 goats and their tendency to push backwards when on the edge of a cliff

<synth3tic> So I guess you know why you put a goat on the endge of a cliff when you ♥♥♥♥ it

<synth3tic> ....so he pushes back

<jonathans> 'he'

<synth3tic> yes.. 'he'

<@Neutral-> Position ♥♥♥♥ strategically

<@Neutral-> And wait for the push.
#44543 +(36)- [X]<spd_dmn> theres a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ .doc

<spd_dmn> read it?

<WillaCuz> reading is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<pagan> spoken like a true black man WillaCuz
#44705 +(54)- [X]-ChanServ- (#help) >>>READ THIS<<< AUTH INSTRUCTIONS: /msg [email protected] auth <handle> <password>

<Hk> Plz... How do I auth with chanserv?
#45663 +(241)- [X]* Fighter notes at his store Pepsi Blue is cheaper than water......
#46327 +(191)- [X]<Diablo-D3> RichiH: only you would have a chainsaw strapon.

<RichiH> yeah, this completely redefines "treehugger"
#48292 +(47)- [X]<Pikaben> I find it eerie that Renegadellf knows that I'm left-handed.

<Pikaben> He says that it's because I take forever to masturbate.

<Pikaben> Then he said something about using right-hand masturbating techniques.
#49289 +(11)- [X][gsf]Tomato: It's only rape if you don't take them out to dinner first.
#50824 +(1070)- [X]jim: :D

jim: http://www.bash.org/?random1

jim: top one :D
#53448 +(153)- [X][@ToastyX] I almost typed cd / to try to leave a channel
#59693 +(319)- [X]<Seppukoi> kthx so today in driver's ed we had a guest speaker

<Seppukoi> and he was talking about teh alcohol, and also teh seatbelts

<Seppukoi> he was explaining this article he read

<Seppukoi> well, the article was talking about these two idiots who crashed their car into the front doors of a school

<Seppukoi> and said they were tyring to kill themselves, but they survived with minor injuries because they were wearing seatbelts

<Seppukoi> so I screamed out "HAHA NOOB!!!"

<Seppukoi> and my friend screamed out "those guys SUCK at the killing themselves"

<Seppukoi> he also said "those newbs got fux0red up!"

<Seppukoi> I said "they probably had wallhacks" and the teacher was looking at us like "wtf"

<Seppukoi> we kept talking about it and comparing it to things :/
#76064 +(-22)- [X]<Zero-G> i made out with the woman at work i was chatting up though

<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> made out with her bf?

<Zero-G> no

<Zero-G> made out with her

<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> boyfriend..

<Zero-G> ok, its all a lie

<Zero-G> i made out with you Jesus^Freak|Clanless

<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yep

<Zero-G> you were great

<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> haha

<Zero-G> can i have another go?

<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> nope

<Zero-G> please?

<Zero-G> you dont have to pay me this time!

<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> how can you have another go if it never happened?

<Zero-G> are you in denial now!?

<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> no, denial is a river in egypt

<Zero-G> no, thats the nile

<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yes thats what i said
#80426 +(143)- [X]<Deim0s|1980> Argghh. You don't wanna know what I just did. And for the sake of my reputation, I ain't gonna tell ya. Ever.
#81885 +(25)- [X]<[c4]> linux owns all

<[c4]> i need xp cdkey...lol

<seph429> HYPICRITE
#82092 +(116)- [X]<LT1-Twitch> Wait wait, one minute, I wanna see this. You can hold on to me and rape me all you want just let me see this!
#87369 +(2026)- [X]<Dream Caller> CNN - Three teenagers beat a mentally retarded man to death.

<Striker> $5 says they blame it on video games

<Adventurer> Yeah we all know that popular game where you kill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (/sarcasm)

<Thrasher> You've obviously never played counterstrike then.
#105605 +(234)- [X]<Kyou> lemme guess... i'm 12000 in binary?
#123311 +(514)- [X]narzy: can you throw in a filter that if it mentions bash its auto dumped?

Protected Identity: Haha

Protected Identity: No, I prefer the mods suffe

Protected Identity: r

narzy: ok, but don't be shocked if you get a jizzed on keyboard for X-mas...

Protected Identity: Do"